Its me again!

Hi everyone! Ahhhh its just 4 days more before 2008 starts!! Anyway this is my first post chirstmas post so enjoy haha!:) The reason why im blogging today is because Nat told me to freaking do so or else she wouldn't give me the attention Hahaha!!:) Well I don't need it actually lol (How can BBB Boss seek attention from the godfather?!?! Ridiculous indeed!:) haha jk! Anyway Nat, heres another story I experienced today which I thought could be a little funny (although I don't think so haha!:)

Today's lesson: Mangoes and Aunties:)
Before I begin my story, just some stuffs... Went for CO today. Got badly humiliated cuz everyone seemed to be playing far better than me hahaha! Anyway time to practice hard as the performance is just a couple of days away!

Okay okay before I get too draggy... let me begin!!:)
I recalled a newspaper advertisement yesterday by fairprice (NTUC Nat, not WALMART, in case you forgotten lol!) which had lots of small pictures in it, of which a picture of "Mangoes" was in it! Ladies and gentlemen, these are no ordinary mangoes from Thailand or Malaysia but the super famous "R2E2" mangoes from Australia woohoo!!! Whats more?!?! They were selling each piece for only $2.95 instead of the usual $4.50!! Being a huge fan of this sweet juicy evil fruit (cuz it has the power to seduce people like me and definitely much more powerful than dope), I couldn't help but rush down to Lot 1 to buy them the next day (which is today!)

When I rushed down after my CO, I was surprised that there was not a soul at the R2E2 mango section!! I was early Hooray!!:) Ha.ha.ha... I wasn't... In fact, I was late, SO Late that people thought I was a mad mango freak coming at this hour to take the rotten leftovers... how dumb!:( I believe this to be the work of the morning aunties who were here hours before NTUC even opened haha!:O All that were left were just one shelf full of mangoes instead of two and a half shelves... darn I was too slow for them! Anyway, with all that were left, I decided to try my luck in choosing some (I couldn't bear to leave empty handed:)

Now here came challenge 1: Experience...
Being a fool when it comes to buying fruits, I had a hard time looking and choosing the mangoes. Things were kinda like this: I saw a mango that looked good, yay I picked it up and the portion hidden from my sight revealed itself and it was mouldy, crap.... so I had to put it back. Then I carried on staring (admiring actually) the shelf of mangoes again. The more I looked, the more things got confusing. One by one.. all the mangoes looked the same, green +pink+orange+ yellow.. Hahaha!:) I was lost!!! Being completely aware my eyes were playing irritating tricks on me, I decided to give my "often blocked" nose a chance to redeem itself!! One by one, I picked up mango after mango and gave it a whiff, Mmmmm this one smells good... but wait wait, that one's better, erm NO I think this one's the Best but AIYAH wah lao eh... all smells good leh NOOOOO!!:) I failed, yet again...:(

After doing a thorough examination on all the mangoes on the shelf: weight, size, smell, attractiveness, seduction levels blah blah.. (I think I really did lol!), I decided to give it a second sweep!!
Suddenly out of the blue... one of the thousands of terrorising aunties of CCK entered NTUC. BOOM, BOOM, BOOM... their prominent footsteps echoed through the aisle and certainly did gave me pressure!! (I was hoping they avoided the mango section but I was dead wrong!) Being located right at the main entrance of NTUC, they wouldn't have missed it before the World!! "WAAHHH MANGO PROMOTIIIOOONN!! SO CHEEAAP... OIE AH ENG AH, FASTER GET PLASTIC BAGS STANDBY!" Shouted one of the aunties to her gang member haha!:) And there she went, rummaging through the whole shelf for the mangoes of her choice... My forehead was perspiring cuz there was COMPETITION!! And the spirit of Singaporean Kiasuism set in. I kept motivating myself..." You can Lose Jordan! YOU CAN'T! If you let those aunties choose and take the best mangoes away and leave you with those smelly rotten ones they've pressed, licked and farted on, you'll go home empty handed, and the feeling of shame, failure and guilt of not buying the mangoes for your family and falling under the hands of the invincible auntie will follow you and scar you all the way till the day you DIE!

Noooooo!! This cannot happen! Wahhh... instantly like a mad man, I rummaged through every corner and fished out all the mangoes Muhahahaha!!:) Moments later out of the blue, one muscular man decided to enter the race to get a slice of Mango glory! but even before he could get his eyes on the mangoes, all the aunties kinda gave him a look.... YES a look soooooo EVIL and had this clear message which said, "GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE and DONT YOU DARE TOUCH THESE MANGOES OR ELSE WE'LL SMASH YOUR ALREADY SWOLLEN BODY WITH OUR FAT ASTRONOMICAL ARSES WITHOUT ANY MERCY!!!!!" Being totally aware that he had freaked out and messed his white pants cuz there was an obvious colour change (yellow at the front and brown at the back), he decided to drop out of the race awwww...

All the aunties, being aware that I was becoming more skilful by the minute and were pressurised by my berserk mango madness behaviour, started to pick up speed and became faster than me, eventually. Suddenly, the flashback of smelly farted mangoes, shame, failure & guilt appeared in my head again!! It was BAD and I CAN'T LOSE OUT!! Then I decided to use a little cheat code heehee:) I ran to one corner and called my mum!!! "Hey Mum but this is kind of important... (I didn't give her a chance to say hello lol:), how do you choose a mango?" I believed she had very much wanted to punch me for being so daring by calling her up right in middle of her working hours asking her " how the heck do I choose a Mango?!?!" Well but eventually, she told me and gave me all the secret skills I needed to arm myself against the invincible aunties who could have easily reversed armaggedon and made the hulk look like a fool lol!!:)

After hanging up the phone, I ran back to the shelf and became merciless... Using all the skills my mum equipped me, I managed to grab a bag full of mangoes and with a sense of great achievement and excitement, I ran screamed my way down the aisle to the maggi noodle section!! There, I started counting my money and OH CRAP... I only had 8 dollars and I still needed to buy cup noodles Darn!!>:( In the end, I had to give up three of the five mangoes I had chosen... very VERY sad indeed:....(

Anyway, I still had the best two mangoes and I hugged them and ran all the way back home, for fear that some of those aunties, who had suffered a terrible defeat back at NTUC and couldn't swollow their humiliation, would snipe me down with one of those rifles from the surrounding HDB blocks... Fortunately, I made it back home, alive and in One piece and my two beloved mangoes are sitting in the fridge resting right now muhahahaha!:)

This whole experience took me more than 1.5 hours ...whoa!! And the lesson learnt, When it comes to fighitng for something you've long to have: SPARE NO MERCY! Muhahaha!!

The winner for today's fierciest mango competition,
Kovski!:) Hooray!!

Its Friday!

Hi once again!:) Im bored... and this weather has left me with a nose so blocked, I had to breathe through my ears whoa!!:( Went to work today, was a little moody cuz the packing load seems to increase rather than shrink and its irritating me!!! Went for lunch later with my Mum and was like rude to her (was like replying orh, em, ok, yah, oh, "silence") when she asked me a question) cuz I was moody (sorry mum!) We then went to the nearby fruit shop to buy some grapes and apples. Suddenly comes experiment 1: Controlling your bladder!:)

I had the urge to visit the toilet way before lunch, but was too busy to go so I thought control anyway... but things got pretty bad after one hour (after lunch + visit to the fruit shop and NTUC). As I walked back to the office with my Mum, my legs started to shiver... and ohhhhh it was SO BAD!! I started walking faster and faster and was eventually jogging and my Mum had to tail me for like 500m all the way to the office in her heels! Haha it was pretty dumb of me not to explain why I was in a hurry when she asked why but believe me... I was in agony lol!:)

I was glad I made it to the office lobby but I soon realised a deadly challenge: Taking the lift that travel 2 storeys up every second for 36 floors. (Remember this theory where everything that goes up must come down? And that when everything in forced up will be severely forced down?? Yeah now you got it cuz my situation was based on the freaking "forcing up and down theory" thing!:)
I started to panic, but NO NO NO!! I can't panic cuz im so close to unleashing nature's fury onto everyone in the lift!! I couldn't imagine ruining my day with a (from light blue to dark blue pair of jeans), becoming "talk of the day" in front of a group of ang mohs in the lift, and be a curse victim by the poor cleaner who must be wondering "Who the heck spilled citrus lipton all over the lift floor?!"

Yeah... the lesson learnt from this controlling of pee saga thing: Don't go against nature hahaha!!:)

Okay moving on, went for Co after work today: after so many months!!! rehearsed okay for my instrument and bumped into Mdm Tan! (Nat you know who!) She was like jokingly scolding me for being thick skinned to come and see her LOL:) Yeah but I knew she wasn't serious about the scolding, I hope, haha!:) But I felt guilty the moment I saw her... I have skipped so many lessons and am lagging behind so badly!!! The concert is just two weeks away and I hope il be able to make the difference in two lessons. wahhh so taxing!!:...( Anyway I promised her I would go down next week!

Okay people, I think thats all for today and do look back for more entries!:) Forget about the godfather.... be Hip, be Cool! Join Triple B (Batam Beach Boies)!

The Boss,
Kovski
Punisher of 47837 spoilt brats of society so far

Good Day!

Hi everyone! Its me, Punisher Kovski!:) IM so glad I took the effort to blog again cuz I thought wouldn't dope:) Anyway, remember the previous posts which had my super "Keanu Reeves" face in it? YES! I received comments from the ailing godfather (started wearing diapers already cuz he couldn't control his bowels, and obviously the cold weather has caused him to shiver, leading to all the shit all flowing out. Awww so sad lol:) Come to Batam godfather, and I promise you year round sunshine, even in places where the sun doesn't shine lol!). yeah, as I was saying, the godfather was obviously darn jealous that I looked too good that he decided to cover it up with a huge load of criticisms... haha (smart move, but not smart enough for triple B's boss ha.ha!! But that move precisely gave everything away mu.ha.ha.ha (He's so bad at it lol:)

Basically, I feel he's hinting to me for more pics lol, so I decided to post some (our Trip to terminal three!! Nat, you'll be impressed really!:) but I do not have many pics of the airport but il post the pics of my class there anyway:) It was a fun trip, I mean going out as a class, however, the iternery for that trip was boring: we had to test run the new skytrains. Two tries and that was about it. BORING!! but it was fun going out as a class:)

Holidays have started woohoo! But im now stuck with work; at my mum's office helping them to pack their office. It was fun, but I never knew accountants can be so disorganised. I had to read every document, pack them up, do data entry blah blah blah, and it was HELL!!!:( I think im going to demand more pay already. Cost of living has gone up... so salary must go up also heehee!:)

Tomorrow is CO day yay!:) And I hope il be able to do some studies cuz I feel im lagging behind:( Thats about it people!! And oh yah haha, im going back to beijing again. FOR THE THIRD TIME LOL! Strange, im never bored of that place:) okay okay thats enough got to go bye!:)

Went off to punish some kids down the block,
Kovski.

Enjoy the pics!:)

Here are the Crazy 7:)
Here's Aizhen (3rd from left), with Scholarly gang (joking:) Nazurah, Sock Ching, Fiona, Andrea and Mei Yin Chang Er (She wasn't supposed to be inside lol jk!:)

The uriner in T3. Theres a reason why I took this pic, can you see the black dot?
Yes this one!!!:) Its a housefly printed on the Uriner. You're supposed to aim at this fly so as to "drown" it in your cruel pee, otherwise it will sting you and spead all kinds of diseases muhahaha!:) Very creative and useful, especially for those who can't seem to aim properly tsk tsk!:)

Here's Dtrm 04!

And another, with Ms Chen in it:)

With emphasis on Justina (Verbal abuse victim)

Heres more!

And Thats all:)

IM BACK!!

Hi everyone! Really sorry but I have been dead busy these past few weeks. The projects just keep comin', assignments keep piling and exams are drawing near! IM dead beat and finally after two weeks of gruelling presentations, project work etc, i can finally let me hair down and prepare myself for the holidays woohoo! BBB is growing and till date, I have a couple of hundred loyal gang members willing to die for me muhahaha!!! Some new guidelines and rules I have set for them: 1) Save on bullets as earth's minerals are running low. Redusce the usage of guns as manufacturing them requires precious metals too. (Try to use your finger to shoot the bullets if possible) 2) Make assassinations as clean and environment friendly as possible, cleaning up bloody messes will waste lots of water. 3) Keep Batam clean and free from irritating kids and naughty ones muhaha, cane and whop the hell out of them if they are up to no good. 4) update this blog:)

Thats about it for the time being... studies comes first you know!:) Anyway, Changi duties are fun and ive learnt too much over the past few months! DTRM 04 has bonded and im so glad our class relationship has strengthened!! :) Anyway tomorrow will be our class outing to Changi airport terminal three woohoo! I can't wait. John, Chu ping, Han Wee (classmates) have yet to "verbally assassinate" Justina cuz she has "high self esteem" ha.ha.ha! I have decided to drop out of this verbal war cuz my mouth is aching and swollen lol!:) Ezcema has set in on my mouth and face and I think Justina has placed a spell on me. Darn she's dead! Besides, she will go down sooner or later!

Lesson was boring and i think im drifting away from studies. I have skipped classes quite a number of times cuz im too tired, lazy and partially tied down by the completion of all the project work!:...( Ssssaaavvvveee meee!! (Im kidding. I don't need to saved. IM powerful and mean, evil and invincible, and might end up killing you when you're bathing in the toilet mu ha ha ha!:)

Thats is people.. The head of the BBB must take his leave. Do not atttempt to disturb him or fishballs will be shooved up your nostrils. Will update soon!:) Oh yah... here are some pics I took today in school hahaha. Formal day and happened to be role play so I had to dress up:) I could find any proper clothes so I just had to wear my mafia suit oh yeah...:)

The boss and punisher of 32,486 naughty, spoilt brats of society till date,
Kovski

Enjoy the pictures!

Nazurah & Yu Xuan thie cute cardboard figurines! (From left, Nazurah herself, Chang er Mei Yin, Vivian (hardly every fair), Yu Xuan herself and some guy I don't recall in our class:)
Heres some of the most dashing BBB members: From left, John the assassin (also head of Good boys association), Roberto Gonzalez of Spain aka Chu ping, the head and boss of BBB (me) and Han Wee the verbal assassin!!:)
The three guys with Justina (victim of the verbal assassination plot and the girl who seeemed to have huge balls that her legs are wide open in this picture hahaha!!;) jk Justina! Vivian, the nanny whose always roasted and trys to scold anyone she sees weak lol! and Hui Juan (The girl with skin, bones but no muscles haha jk!
The three girls.
John the assassin (boss of "good boys association) and me, Head of triple B. Buddy want a smoke?:)