Where's the inspiration?!?!!

Back to originality unfortunately... FInally I can Post pictures and link up my buddies!:)

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Ive stopped working!!

Hello everyone! Finally after achieving over 75% of my expected target salary, I have decided to stop working, considering that I have over-worked and not rested a single bit!!:( Finally I can sit down and read the papers, plan the class chalet that im so looking forward to, watch mythbusters hahaha and sleep longer woohoo!:) All of a sudden my morale is surged all the way to the top and I have been feeling happy ever since:D

OK Updates for last week! Totally worked my ass off at Mandarin Oriental hotel in lieu of the coming F1. Did manage to work at NYNY for a couple of days and "piaed" at MO for the next three days. Despite the standard pay and no prospect of any pay raise at the hotel, I merrily went ahead, realising for the past few weeks that I have gotten too calulative with money, which didn't brought me any happiness. Whenever I started calculating how much money ive earned, il get troubled and start scratching all over, to a point where I realised that I have scratched bits a pieces of my beautiful flesh off:......( Extremely painful, but I simply hate feeling itchy and it really feels goooood to scratch hahaha:) Anyway it was routine work as usual at NYNY.

When I started work at MO after so months not working, it was really a blessing that I knew everything at the back of my head. Got to know a few new friends, one of whom was Chris, who became my talking buddy when we both got so bored standing still for 5 hours guarding a meeting taking place inside one of the board rooms. It was fun talking to him haha!! Unfortunately, I met those same old bastards who perpetually feel the urge the find fault with me. I thought it'll be good to scold the crap shid out of him here hehe:) His name is Rahim, that stupid ass wrinkled face man who would most probably not live after 5 years. He is one of society's arrogant bastards who thinks his many years of experience gives him that authority to tell people what to do. Some of you guys may think so, but I certainly DONT: He's still wearing the same uniform as me so shut up!!! (Him)

On the first day when I started work, he immediately found fault with me by blaming my brother for not doing a good job in refreshing the room, a job which my brother was not supposed to do apparently. Well I didn't know that at first, but disliking his attitude and lack of respect for me, I F****** him upside down man!!! "You think im what hah? Supervisor is it?! How the hell do I know what my brother was doing yesterday?!?! You think we all clone is it?!!!!" The he replied:" You better go tell him that he didn't do a good job man... tomorrow if I see him il tell him off!!" Wah I very furious so I replied:" You don't give me this kind of bullshit and tell me this kind of things!!!! You Want Tomorrow you go do it yourself!!!!!!!" He then shut his pathetic gap and walked off, to which I spurted a "F888" in a fit of rage:)

Bloody idiot that man! Whenever I see him serving guests, he would never fail to smile like some blehdy horny chee ko pek child molestor waiting at some void deck with his pants unzipped, or like an old freak who would even masturbate upon seeing a monitor lizard run across a road (simply means he's a horny bastard kid rapist lah aiyoh!!!) Some bloody hypocrite he is!! As expected, he decided to find fault with me the next day for not cleaning the coffee machine (my mistake hahaha) Aiyah but considering that I dislike him so much, I simply walked off halfway when he was scolding me. Of course I gave him the filthiest sewage look to arouse his angry horniness first heehee so success!:)

Two days of work and I was satisfied that that money was coming in:) However on the third day, little did I know that I was posted to a horrific group of staff group= Pathetic attitude staff who disliked one another + two chinese nationals who are so crude and arrogant and they treated me like a newbie..... HORRIBLE!!! One of the guys kept asking me to do things and when I couldn't take it any longer, I simply just raised my voice at him:" You think I was BORN YESTERDAY IS IT?!?! NIN NABEH!!" That kept him quiet and never told me to do anything since. In addition to his miserable pathetic self, he kept uttering the "C888 Bye" word at the end of every phrase, like a comma or a full stop. Here's an example: " Wah lao eh C*** Bye, he never take the hot water flask hah.... C*** Bye!!! Always stand there not doing anything one C*** Bye. Where is he lah C*** Bye!!" He obviously used those words like his mother taught him lah wah lao so frustrating him standing next to him. When I lost my cool as he kept using those words, I told him off:" Excuse me! Can I assume the only word you know is C*** bye?! Change the word can?! You're damn bloody irritating leh. And I gave him that frustrated look. He then replied:" I know many other words but I don't feel like using them. To which I replied:" THEN KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND DON'T USE IT YOU SHIT ASS STUPID f*** CHIN** ASSHOLE!!" I didn't use those words highlighted in red but I thought it'll be more interesting if I added a a wide colourful array of vulgarities to excite you guys haha!!:)

Aiyah I don't want to talk about those freaks already. It gets me tired:(

Anyway, went for Russian Class and as usual, had a hell lot of time haha! After class, when out with two classmates (Juliana, Derrick) and my russian Teacher Ms Anna Shmelova for dinner!! They were all really nice people and talked about big guys stuff that even a regular youth won't understand haha (they are all adults mah). I felt very dazed and managed to fit in haha. We had a great deal of fun that I simply forgotten about time and came home at 1 am + got my mum really pissed hahahaha sorry!!!!:) Anyway thats all folks, gotta go and take care!:)

Kovski
Free man!!

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Heres another day:)

Good day everyone!!

Im officially getting tired of work. This is sad:( This means no more income and it really sucks! I haven't even earned 40% of my minimum target salary and im getting tired:.....( As I work, I feel that the salary they are paying me is simply described as miserable and pathetic. I dont have any say cuz im a part time employee. And as the days pass on, I begin to realise how the company I work in is more concerned about making the dollars then considering the welfare of their employees. Aiyah what to do?!?? I think I won't be working there for long as I have lost my motivation to work hard and its pretty evident in the way I do things there, shit:) I think its time I use my kerosene tactic (Burn my work place down Muhaha!!!)

In order to try to reach my target earnings for the month, and to make sure non of my contributions goes into my "CPF (As I know il get the money only after I DIE)", I'l be going back to Mandarin to work:) But disappointingly, I wasn't given any events for the week cuz there weren't many events in the first place. They needed only 10 staff a day and the full timers pretty much took up all the slots. Loss of income for yet another four days:.....( I am now banking on the F1 to reach my target so fingers crossed!:)

Woke up two days ago, early in the morning to check my results for the semester. It wasn't that bad but I would term it as "mediocere (If its spelt this way)". At least it was above a three I feel its more than good enough!:) Thank God or I would have gotten a 0.5 heehee:)

Being jobless now, I have been over eating and lazing at home:( Pretty much to an extent I feel that I have put on weight:0!! And being struck with the phobia of having "three asses", I hiked up Bukit Timah this afternoon ALONE!! It was so fun being able to enjoy the peaceful serenity of the jungle and all: Absolutely beautiful!:) Too bad I couldn't post any pictures up cuz of the blog features that forbids me to do so. I very much would want to change the skin but Catherine and Renee are too attractive!!!:D Sexaey!!

I can't wait for the chalet:) I believe its the only time to get together with the class and snakes:) Mussst play beach volleyball hahahaha!! Thats about it people!:) I hope il be able to work again soon fingers crossed!!:)

Other than the chalet that im looking forward to, Russian class every week is getting more exciting hahaha:) Im beginning to be able to piece sentences together and ask questions, describe blah blah and its so funnnnn:D My undescribable Russian Spirit is getting stronger hahaha!!!! Ive been singing the Russian national anthem almost every day now and each time I sing reminds the inner Russian patriotism in me hehehehe:) What an interesting fetish!! In addition to my LLLOOOOVVVVEEE for Russian Language, future posts will be written in pycckий hehe! No lah just kidding:)

In addition to the Russian National anthem ive successfully learnt, ive learnt a Folk Song thats incredibly sweet and sexy, called Пoлюшкo-пoлe (Polyushka Polye, simply means field, my field) Its a song sung during WWII to describe the sorrow of Russian women seeing their male counterparts being sent to fight:( Sounds sad but its very nice!:)I know its stupid for me to post the lyrics up here cuz non of the people who visits this blog knows Russian hehehe (Dumbos lol JKJK!!:), but im going to post it up anyway. Perhaps you'll be revolutionalized to Learn Glorious Russian Muhahahaha!:) Here goes heehee, don't die:)

Пoлюшкo-пoлe
Пoлюшкo шиpoкo пoлe
Eдyт дa пo пoлю гepoи
Пpoшлoгo вpeмeни гepoи

Beтep paзвeeт
Зx, дa пo зeлeнy пoлю
Иx yдaлыe пecни
Пpoшлoгo вpeмeни пecни

Toлькo ocтaвит
Им бoeвyю cлaвy
И зaпылeннyю дopoгy
Bдaпь yxoдящyю дopoгy

Пoлюшкo-пoлe
Bидeлo нeaлo гopя
Былo лpoпитaнo кpoвью
Пpoшлoгo вpeмeни кpoвью

Thats all folks!:)

Kovski
Jobless punisher:......(