Things just couldn't get better:(

I guess its once every six years... Food poisoning is definitely not NICE:( Two hours of toilet crisis was the worse thing ever! Had diarrohea so many times that I simply lost count. Nearly fainted twice, once in the toilet and the other on the kitchen table. My whole body was experiencing this super weird shivering spell (Colder than in Moscow hehe), resulting in me getting fever twice. I didn't dare fart.... you know why:) After sitting in the toilet for more than an hour, I have developed a pretty deep phobia of my home toilets; its like a jail cell!!

I feel better now, just slightly feverish. The diarrohea has stopped FORTUNATELY, but im experiencing horrible painful cramps all over by abdomen now argh!!:( Lost two kilos, not bad... HA.HA Nat, whom I believe gained ten? lol jkjk:) Lost my appetite, couldn't down my lunch, breakfast, last night's dinner... and I still don't dare to fart:( Wish me luck folks:)

Kovski

Shortest post EVER!!

Hi folks!

Bintan was insanely full of fun!!

Now back in Singapore: severe food poisoning:......( Its' never been that bad!!

Part II

As Sassy and Dolly jumped around in circles laughing and screaming, which drew the attention of many giving that "siao zha bor" face, Pomelo continued fanning her face frantically, still stuck in disbelief that the weather was 40 degrees instead of 14 hehe. As the sun was shining in the midday sky, Pomelo's face darkened to a state where "it looks like black and charred pieces of Char Siew on a plate of super white fluffy rice that mum always cooks!" Her face is mentioned only, given that she was wearing an already drenched in sweat winter overcoat, this meant that only her face became black as her body was covered.

As Dolly and Sassy continued jumping around like mad dogs and Pomelo began seeing a bunch of hot guys crossing the street (She was obviously hallucinating as mentioned previously, Miami had no hot babes duhh...), they had no choice but to hail a cab and take all of them to the nearest clinic for heat-stroke treatment.

What a Bad start to the attachment!:(

After walking a few miles down to their Hostels, located along the South Orange Blossom Trail (Go find out that place!), they had their very first conflict... ON THE FIRST DAY!!)- Choosing their rooms.

They entered the apartment...

Dolly: I want the room that has the view of the city!!! Awww so nice:)

Sassy: No lor... that room is MINE!! I thought we settle already right?!

Pomelo: You Lying Bitch!! Who say we settled already?!!? HAH!?!:( Since I am the oldest here, I will take the room with the Best View, besides im smart and pretty *herh*! Hehe

Sassy and Dolly: Oie Dick! don't think you Black, Ugly and Old means you can take the best room hor HornDOG!!!

Pomelo: WHAT THE f%$%$ DID YOU UGLY B****** SAY?!? ARHHHHHHHHHHHH!!>:(

Without warning... Pomelo, with much surprise, carried her luggage bag...AND HURLED IT TOWARDS SASSY AND DOLLY with a Hugh monumental FORCE!

BANGGGG!!"ARHHHHHHH" Screamed Dolly and Sassy as they were thrown off the window out into the Corridor. " CRASHHHH" Poor thing... As the 40kg luggage laid on top of them, lots of thongs and embarrassingly sexy lingerie spewed out from the luggage. "What the hell was Pomelo even thinking?!?! Midnight Nude PARTY every NIGHT?!?!" Wondered Dolly before she fainted. Pomelo Mercilessly went over and sat on them, adding the weight to 200kg. Sassy couldn't take it and was screaming!!

Sassy: OK OK OK You Win!!.... you royal highness... whatever you sayyy.....

Dolly: 'Fainted'

Pomelo: Of COURSE I HAVE THE POWER TO RULE YOU PATHETIC PESTS, I AM THE PRETTY LITTLE PRINCESS:) *Giving that ultra arrogant and bitchy face hahahahahahaha:) and slapped Sassy and the fainted Dolly both on their faces*

Pomelo got up and walked towards her new room in her high stilettos:) Before she even realised it, Sassy picked her bony self up, took a flower vase next to her and smashed it against Pomelo's Head....CRRRAASSHHH!! Pomelo instantly fell onto the ground and laid unconsious.... But between the moment she was hit on the head to the time she became unconsious and BOOMED to the ground, She managed to scream "BBBBBIIIIIITTTTTTCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" hehe

Sassy: ARHHHHHH YOU KNNB C@@@ B@@@ ARRRRRHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
TAKE THAT YOU BLOOD THIRSTY BLACK DONKEY SIBERIAN PIG!!!:)

Dolly: "still fainted"

After the first victory, Sassy, who once feared Pomelo, unleashed her fury and successfully moved into her new room (with the best view). Yayyyyyy! Before she entered the best room, she managed to secretly grab a few G-strings and Sexy Brasseries from the unconsious Princess... "hehe:)" She gave that cheeky giggle before gloriously entering the room!!

Dolly laid on the floor, still unconsious, so was Pomelo the Princess and many sexy thongs and lingerie... They'll have to fight the other two rooms out themselves (One had no windows and the other had windows facing the Public corridor.)

To be continued....hehe! Its getting really fun lol:)

The Tale of five sisters

Im going to make this story quick haha as im being struck with the inspiration and urge to write it out. Before I begin, I would like to CONGRAT Vivian, Justina, Hui Juan, Yan Han and Mei Yin for successfully being able to make it for the Orlando Universal studios Attachments!! Its nice really.... But Im still stuck to Finland hehe:) This story, please don't take it seriously. Its all in the name of fun and humour!!:) Cheers.

The Catastrophic Tale of Five sisters
There were five sisters studying at the National Polytechnic in Singapore. One is Dolly, the other is Mary ... and Sally, Sassy and Pomelo are the other three sisters! Mary and Sally are the good girls... Hardworking and always the one staying out of trouble. Very nice and innocent. This is why the both of them are almost out of the picture, as the other three sisters are the ones im emphasizing on. They are nice...... Wait...... No... ...They are Bad... EVIL...CRUEL ......Bitch-RIDDEN and infested with the smell of PSYCHOLOGICAL DEGENERATION!... But they are weak enough to cause a few scratches on my neck (They broke their nails) so no worries duhhhh:)

Anyway moving on. The five sisters have always dreamt of going to Miami Wonderland for a four month attachment. After trying so Hard and worrying for the outcome of the interview, all five deservingly made it through and are ready to pack their bags and fly to paradise land where guns, murder by the seconds, drugs and no hot babes, mosquito infestation and swampy crocodiles prevail! Very nice hehe:)

Anyway... Just the night before, all five of them met up and it is of no surprise they were filled with excitement!! They went to Lau Pa Sat and ate Chee Cheong Fun, Satay, boiled Pig Organs...Yum yum. "Wahhh I will surely miss all our local food lor!!" said Dolly in a sad tone... "Yah I argree also... Im so going to miss my family, my boy friend and my mum!!:.....( No one is going to help me pluck the prawn shells!!!:( cried out spoilt Sassy. Pomelo followed with a hmmmm..." I'm definitely missing my doggy pong pong already... so sad:(!! The atmosphere was certainly similar to that of "remorseful whining." They had a Great meal nonetheless.. "

"Hah! I wonder how that asshole Michael Jackson is doing now... Shivering in the icy cold winds and having no friends to drink and take pictures with and for HIM!!! Serve him right... Im sure he's regretting not coming to Miami with us hehehehehehe!!:)", laughed out Pomelo, who seemed so confident and bitchy that she was right. Well she was obviously WRONG.. sooooo DUMB! Michael Jackson, who was the only pioneering hero who made it to Finland, was partying at Mikko's apartment with 100 other new friends he made! The temperature was cold.. yes. But there was enough snow and frozen beer to make 1,000,000 megasized snowmen + santa was in town and the northern lights ruled the skies!! Its was a stunning and spectacular experience!!!

Anyway... The next morning. (At this point have I decided to drop Mary out of the picture as things get ugly) They sat a Garuda Indonesia flight (no in-flight entertainment) and transited at Jakarta instead of the pre-planned Tokyo. After ten hours of delay at Batam and 40 hours of flying, they finally made it to Miami!!!! Yay!!:) They were so excited and couldn't help screaming in joy, which nearly got them arrested for terrorist like behaviour. Thinking that it would be cold, the three of them wore thick winter coats and stood about 50 metres from the entrance between the arrval hall the outside. "I can already feel the cold air wheeeeee!!" Squirmed Dolly and Sassy. "Who says we cannot experience snow and cold air in Miami. Stupid Michael Jackson... who thinks he's a Smart Ass! heeheehee:)"

They walked slowly towards the exit, all smiling and excited. "I can feel it... its so nice!!" Exclaims one of them!! The moment of truth.... the door slides open slowly....and.... and...... a sudden 40 degrees celsius Gush of HOT BOILING AIR GUSHED Onto them like a baseball bat smashed head on into their faces!! "WAH PIANG EH SO BLOODY HOT!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG?!?!?!?!" Screams Pomelo, who immediately took out her mini sakura fan and started fanning onto her face.. but to no avail!! Sassy and Dolly were in a world of fantasy, laughing and dancing around. It seems like they were having so much fun but in actual fact, they weren't... The onset symptoms of heat stroke had actually took a toll on them within a speed record of ten seconds.... they were Hallucinating already!! Awwww:)

To be continued.... :)