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Sunday, December 14, 2008

Part II

As Sassy and Dolly jumped around in circles laughing and screaming, which drew the attention of many giving that "siao zha bor" face, Pomelo continued fanning her face frantically, still stuck in disbelief that the weather was 40 degrees instead of 14 hehe. As the sun was shining in the midday sky, Pomelo's face darkened to a state where "it looks like black and charred pieces of Char Siew on a plate of super white fluffy rice that mum always cooks!" Her face is mentioned only, given that she was wearing an already drenched in sweat winter overcoat, this meant that only her face became black as her body was covered.

As Dolly and Sassy continued jumping around like mad dogs and Pomelo began seeing a bunch of hot guys crossing the street (She was obviously hallucinating as mentioned previously, Miami had no hot babes duhh...), they had no choice but to hail a cab and take all of them to the nearest clinic for heat-stroke treatment.

What a Bad start to the attachment!:(

After walking a few miles down to their Hostels, located along the South Orange Blossom Trail (Go find out that place!), they had their very first conflict... ON THE FIRST DAY!!)- Choosing their rooms.

They entered the apartment...

Dolly: I want the room that has the view of the city!!! Awww so nice:)

Sassy: No lor... that room is MINE!! I thought we settle already right?!

Pomelo: You Lying Bitch!! Who say we settled already?!!? HAH!?!:( Since I am the oldest here, I will take the room with the Best View, besides im smart and pretty *herh*! Hehe

Sassy and Dolly: Oie Dick! don't think you Black, Ugly and Old means you can take the best room hor HornDOG!!!

Pomelo: WHAT THE f%$%$ DID YOU UGLY B****** SAY?!? ARHHHHHHHHHHHH!!>:(

Without warning... Pomelo, with much surprise, carried her luggage bag...AND HURLED IT TOWARDS SASSY AND DOLLY with a Hugh monumental FORCE!

BANGGGG!!"ARHHHHHHH" Screamed Dolly and Sassy as they were thrown off the window out into the Corridor. " CRASHHHH" Poor thing... As the 40kg luggage laid on top of them, lots of thongs and embarrassingly sexy lingerie spewed out from the luggage. "What the hell was Pomelo even thinking?!?! Midnight Nude PARTY every NIGHT?!?!" Wondered Dolly before she fainted. Pomelo Mercilessly went over and sat on them, adding the weight to 200kg. Sassy couldn't take it and was screaming!!

Sassy: OK OK OK You Win!!.... you royal highness... whatever you sayyy.....

Dolly: 'Fainted'

Pomelo: Of COURSE I HAVE THE POWER TO RULE YOU PATHETIC PESTS, I AM THE PRETTY LITTLE PRINCESS:) *Giving that ultra arrogant and bitchy face hahahahahahaha:) and slapped Sassy and the fainted Dolly both on their faces*

Pomelo got up and walked towards her new room in her high stilettos:) Before she even realised it, Sassy picked her bony self up, took a flower vase next to her and smashed it against Pomelo's Head....CRRRAASSHHH!! Pomelo instantly fell onto the ground and laid unconsious.... But between the moment she was hit on the head to the time she became unconsious and BOOMED to the ground, She managed to scream "BBBBBIIIIIITTTTTTCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" hehe

Sassy: ARHHHHHH YOU KNNB C@@@ B@@@ ARRRRRHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

TAKE THAT YOU BLOOD THIRSTY BLACK DONKEY SIBERIAN PIG!!!:)

Dolly: "still fainted"

After the first victory, Sassy, who once feared Pomelo, unleashed her fury and successfully moved into her new room (with the best view). Yayyyyyy! Before she entered the best room, she managed to secretly grab a few G-strings and Sexy Brasseries from the unconsious Princess... "hehe:)" She gave that cheeky giggle before gloriously entering the room!!

Dolly laid on the floor, still unconsious, so was Pomelo the Princess and many sexy thongs and lingerie... They'll have to fight the other two rooms out themselves (One had no windows and the other had windows facing the Public corridor.)

To be continued....hehe! Its getting really fun lol:)

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