Im Back!!

Hello everybody!! I know I haven't blogged for so long that you've forgotten who I am... So allow me to refresh your memories:) My name is Joooorrrrdddaaannnn... Ah hah now you remember me in all the glory! I believe the fury and anger is filling up inside you.. Why the HECK Didn't I Blog?!?!? Im really sorry cuz ive been tied down with so many projects, tests that i hardly have the time to google earth. Thats tragic people!:.....( Its been like three months since I blogged, so I will attempt to write the longest post ever based on happenings during the past four months!!



Ok I remembered my previous post which ended "Wish me luck for my work!" Yes!! And luck was definitely on my side during the three weeks I worked at New York New York!:) I met wonderful people, Julius (supervisor), very understanding man, William (The boss of the outlet), Chef code named 007, lip-reader (till now I have no idea of their names hahaha!!), Jessica, the old auntie who enjoys bullying me, a great friend, Zainul the runner, cashier, and not to forget, GRACE HAHAHAHA!!:) My super duper one of a kind "bar maid". Without her life in the bar will definitely suck!! even when im not working, she would never fail to call me and chit chat about work. very hilarious and fun to talk to her hahaha:D Don't worry my great friends!! Il be back in September! Hang in there, I can't wait!:)



After the work period, studied pretty darn hard with Han Wee, Mei Yin, Andrea, Vivian pals. It was only the MSTs and we were studying like mad dogs! Andrea was crawling all over the place like a mad chi hua hua, biting my shin frequently for a dog bone and my dear attention (Hahahaha Joking!!). Was a huge relief when the tests were all over. The next week, we got our results back. The Accounting, Law, TBR, Report writing papers were way beyond my expectation. However, papers that I expected to do well turned out horrific!!! I failed very badly for MICE and barely passed the IHRO papers. Very very upset, cried myself a river hahaha! I thought the papers were marked too strictly and it wasn't fair for people like us (Cheeeyyy) who studied hard to deserve such marks. Aiyah whatever it is, I will take this as a motivation and study harder woohoo!!:)



Now comes the project part. This three weeks seemed as though hell was sent up to SB + fat screaming aunties mercilessly, biting your ears and sitting on you, at the mean time making you carry them up and down the SB slope non stop for weeks!! It wasn't only mentally tiring, it was physically exhausting!!!:( Had to sleep at 2-3 am in the morning instead of my usual 10-11. Everything will defnintely be much better if everyone take the initiative to ask for work and do them in a great quality. But your stress magnifies when you have a group with half of the members either hardly turning up for projects, producing work of sloppy quality, takes no initiative in asking for work designation. I seriously don't believe in complaining to the tutors cuz its like being a pok pok keh. I don't have the heart to tell them off but I really hope they will one day suddenly just wake up and realise that this bloody forsaken world isn't free.



If I were a dictator, which I forsee myself to be in the coming 20 years, I will send all free loaders to concentration camps on Pulau Ubin, make them swim across to and fro non stop from S'pore and the jungle island until they get exhausted and DIE!! Meaner ways include burying them in the muddy soil with their heads sticking out, then place ten poisonous green coloured tarantulas on their faces!!! Well this is for the minor free loaders of course. Those really horrible ones (Complain like an ambulance siren, scold group members, sabo friends), il have their legs broken, place them on a plank and float them off to the South China Sea, of course not forgetting placing ten tarantulas on the planks with them Muhahahahaha!:) Yes yes im evil, but im really serious about this!!



Finally, the presentations are almost over and my team, Ai Zhen, Ai Guo(me), Fiona and John Ho, Andrea are working really hard to make sure our team does a good job for the Shatec training. I really hope Baljit will like our drink and that we'll do well:) I have faith and thats all that matters! Well and the outcome was great!! yes yes yes I made the biggest boo boo in the F&B industry by serving the wrong food to one wrong guest, and that was grave enough! To magnify the problem, the guest our group served was the VIP table and boy oh boy, I could have easily shot them all and then kill myself so "nothing ever happened!!" Fortunately, things became better and confidence started to kick in hahaha!! Aizhen was the star waiteress for that day and she has been bragging to all those with F&B experience and to the one who dropped the first plate in Shatec's history ever LOL (Joking hor Ai Zhen, you still owe me your scholar juice heehee!:) And please don't take your chothes off and blame the heat when you over drank and intoxify yourself with alcohol hehe:) BTW you look horny when you're frunk LOL jkjkj:) I still want your scholar water!!!!

Studied insanely mad for the examination with Vivian B, Andrea, Mei Yin, John and so and so. Died many times studying, I was revived by the fact that I needed to get that blehdy diploma!!
To some extent it paid off cuz some parts of the paper were manageable. However in general I thought I didn't do pretty well myself:( BUT IM SO GLAD THAT THE EXAMS ARE OVER!!!!! And ever since, ive been psychoing John to go to Finland: SUCCESS. Now OCP is next!:) Il use my Amsterdam potion hehe:) Il write about the advantages and the disadvantages of Finland and Orlando (unbiased muhaha) in the next post!!

Went to harry's bar and celebrated: Fantastic!!! They played Earth Wind and Fire songs that I thought I was in Boogie wonderland hahahha:) Hope to change my job soon!:) Thats all folks! This certainly isn't longest post but who cares you know! Any longer and il be talking about my private life and parts hahahaha:) May the power of Lenin be with you all!!

best of regards,
Russian Kovski