Hello there!

NAT!! Don't keep pushing me to blog leh... these few days very very busy you know.... Singapore leh, not CANADA, I REPEAT... NOT CANADA LOL!!:) In addition, I know you have a new "Ohhhh yeah baby", so no need to bully innocent "singles" like me what.. aiyoh you win lah, got "ohhh yeah baby" big already lah hah?! Can bully people now huh?!?! You good lol wait and see!

As a matter of fact, many frustrating happened these few days and I CANNOT BELIEVE ITS HAPPENING DURING THE NEW YEAR!!!! This is bad.... real bad!!:( Even in my dreams things are beginning to turn bad. Just last night, I dreamt that I was assassinated... YES ASSASSINATED!! I was in some kind of cathedral and was a spy assassin dressed up as a priest standing right at the entrance.... and then suddenly out of the blue, a lady wearing a shawl and sunglasses walked over to me, we exchanged a few words and the next moment, I was Killed, slit on my throat and wrists!! Dame trust me, it did hurt.. pretty bad till I woke up and grabbed my wrists and neck whoaaaa! Yeah and the women wasn't you NAT hehehe!:) You don't have any power in this world to kill me muhahaha!!:) I thought for one moment she was Angelina Jolie... oh boy... a very "sexy" assassin worth dying for lol:) Maybe I should start writing a story, cool!

Anyway I shan't talk about em further about it cuz this blog is all about amusing stuffs, "use a condom for sex" related issues, gangsterism and murder... so there!:)

Nothing funny happened these few days... though there were a few brief moments of funny inceidents:)

1) I was on the train going home. it happened to be rush hour so the train was jammed pack!! It was warm and stuffy, but no problem.. I could take it. However suddenly after a few minutes into the train journey, a smell started lingering around my nose, a smell so distinctively famaliar that I knew instantly was one of those "eau du toilette" scents that should have never left the bathroom.. Yes... I got it but I think you didn't... it was urine!!! Who the hell peed on this train?! I thought to myself. I thought by looking around would I find my answer. I certainly did haha:) When I turned to my right, I was "shockingly" taken aback by this huge armpit of a chinese man. I jerked backwards and immediately turned to my left but WHOA!!! I was traumatised by yet another armpit of the SAME MAN!! Whoa... He was grabbing the railings in a way I had to succumb to the smell without any choice:(

Felling annoyed, I had no choice but to take as little breaths as possible to avoid poisoning myself haha! ( Though I could have sacrificed my hands by ripping off his shirt and pulling his armpit HAIR OFF!!! GRAWWWLL!!! he he he!:)

Aiyah im too tired to blog lah... will blog again soon so se ya!!! This blog was typed to please the Singaporean Candian girl who just found herself an "ohhh yeah baby" (My version to replace the word "boyfriend", incase if you still haven't gotten it!) so there!

kovski

The guy who slept while trying to finish typing this sente