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MY FINLAND BLOG:D

2009-02-14T18:09:00.002+03:00

Hey Folks:)

From today onwards, this will be my blog!!!

www.kovski-in-suomi.blogspot.com

I will begin my journey to Finland from today onwards:) DO link me and check back often:D

Hi People!

2009-02-11T17:17:00.003+03:00

I have finally gotten my residence permit to Finland!! This is getting so exciting for me:)
They have been really nice enough to grant me an extra month in Finland so I can work, tour Europe and earn my money back!!

Mr Conrad, my diploma head told me that since I was the only lone bird going to Finland, the international coordinator of Jyvaskyla Ammattikorkeakoulu (Polytechnic in Finnish hahaha), Minna has enrolled me into an annual tourism regional symposium, Erasmus (interactions with people from E.U). She also said that I had a few weeks of free time to tour around Jyvaskyla and possibly find a part-time job to stock up on my cash:)

Also, one my great finnish friends, who is in Singapore and goes by the name Antti, kindly offered me to stay in his apartment and have saved me lots of money as a result!! Thanks Bro seriously!! My buddy tutor even offered to take me from Vantaa airport in Helsinki all the way to Jyvaskyla (200km plus distance), thus saving me another hundred SGD on the finnish railway!!

I have yet to attend a 2 hour tutorial on how to wash clothes, as taught by my beloved granny. I should start packing my luggage soon.

I will be opening a new blog for my Finland Attachment and will write about it everyday, from the moment I enter Changi Transit Terminal 1, to the day I'm so not looking forward to, coming back:( Do visit haha:D

But before this, a few things I need to do:

1) Study for Global Business Environment
2) Study for Gaming Operations Management
3) Hope to attend one last party by MIkko and Antti before I leave
4) Buy a backpacker bag for my trip
5) Buy two long sleeve shirts for the biting winter in Finland
6) Get my NS exit permit or else I wont come back to Singapore!

Thats all folks:D

Hang in there!

2009-02-06T17:07:00.002+03:00

Now now now Kovski, you've made it through 9 damning one hell pill of projects, just hang in for another 4 examinations, and you're OFF to FINLAND:D

But before that... here are a list of things you must do:
1) Study Service quality management notes
2) UCCD lectures and case studies
3) Global business environment lectures (whole book)
4) Gaming Operation Management Notes
5) Settle your 3 nights accomodation in Jyvaskyla or you'll have to sleep in Vantaa airport/ railway station where gang hordes of Somali immigrants will gang rape you:)
6) Buy your railway ticket from Helsinki to Jyvaskyla
7) Buy a desk, a chair, maybe a water bed, pillows for your empty apartment:(
8) Hope hard that Central Manpower base will grant you your exit permit
9) Hope that the Finnish Embassy will grant you your permit

So now... Concentrate on your studies, then worry about something you've never done before in your whole life (Living alone, furnish your apartment, live like a full grown adult).

I'd rather be off to a coffin six feet under and stay in forever!!!:(

Kovski

Back in School

2009-01-12T14:26:00.002+03:00

Projects are draining.... It's not just one, two or five projects but NINE!!! A damning NINE! And they are not projects that simply require you to do some research and crap up with a few slides. These are projects that demand you to come up with a model of a casino resort, plan a tour for 21 and take them around Little India or Chiantown or Joo Chiat, plan two work shops to train staff for all scenarios such as terrorism, fire etc etc.. It's bad:....( Fortunately tutorials... couldn't care less cuz I simply can't squeeze in the time to do them... Too tired to even listen during lectures and WORSE still... the exams are coming up... raning from 35 to 50% weightages....Modules that requires you to analyse scenarios, memorise tons of Bull crap and makes you wanna say "Hey!! That was the teacher that tried to kill us with projects and exams!!! MAUL HER!!!:)"

Global Business Environment, UCCD, Service quality, Gaming Operations.... all heavy subjects:( It sounds really ridiculous but I really have to start soon... No more slacking and dragging like the last few semesters.... no more procrastination and NO MORE waiting!! I really need this sems GPA if not poly it through for me:( I guess everyone is on the same boat with me... Fingers crossed and all the best to all of us:) XX

Things just couldn't get better:(

2008-12-26T16:42:00.004+03:00

I guess its once every six years... Food poisoning is definitely not NICE:( Two hours of toilet crisis was the worse thing ever! Had diarrohea so many times that I simply lost count. Nearly fainted twice, once in the toilet and the other on the kitchen table. My whole body was experiencing this super weird shivering spell (Colder than in Moscow hehe), resulting in me getting fever twice. I didn't dare fart.... you know why:) After sitting in the toilet for more than an hour, I have developed a pretty deep phobia of my home toilets; its like a jail cell!!

I feel better now, just slightly feverish. The diarrohea has stopped FORTUNATELY, but im experiencing horrible painful cramps all over by abdomen now argh!!:( Lost two kilos, not bad... HA.HA Nat, whom I believe gained ten? lol jkjk:) Lost my appetite, couldn't down my lunch, breakfast, last night's dinner... and I still don't dare to fart:( Wish me luck folks:)

Kovski

Shortest post EVER!!

2008-12-25T17:03:00.001+03:00

Hi folks!

Bintan was insanely full of fun!!

Now back in Singapore: severe food poisoning:......( Its' never been that bad!!

Part II

2008-12-14T12:26:00.013+03:00

As Sassy and Dolly jumped around in circles laughing and screaming, which drew the attention of many giving that "siao zha bor" face, Pomelo continued fanning her face frantically, still stuck in disbelief that the weather was 40 degrees instead of 14 hehe. As the sun was shining in the midday sky, Pomelo's face darkened to a state where "it looks like black and charred pieces of Char Siew on a plate of super white fluffy rice that mum always cooks!" Her face is mentioned only, given that she was wearing an already drenched in sweat winter overcoat, this meant that only her face became black as her body was covered.

As Dolly and Sassy continued jumping around like mad dogs and Pomelo began seeing a bunch of hot guys crossing the street (She was obviously hallucinating as mentioned previously, Miami had no hot babes duhh...), they had no choice but to hail a cab and take all of them to the nearest clinic for heat-stroke treatment.

What a Bad start to the attachment!:(

After walking a few miles down to their Hostels, located along the South Orange Blossom Trail (Go find out that place!), they had their very first conflict... ON THE FIRST DAY!!)- Choosing their rooms.

They entered the apartment...

Dolly: I want the room that has the view of the city!!! Awww so nice:)

Sassy: No lor... that room is MINE!! I thought we settle already right?!

Pomelo: You Lying Bitch!! Who say we settled already?!!? HAH!?!:( Since I am the oldest here, I will take the room with the Best View, besides im smart and pretty *herh*! Hehe

Sassy and Dolly: Oie Dick! don't think you Black, Ugly and Old means you can take the best room hor HornDOG!!!

Pomelo: WHAT THE f%$%$ DID YOU UGLY B****** SAY?!? ARHHHHHHHHHHHH!!>:(

Without warning... Pomelo, with much surprise, carried her luggage bag...AND HURLED IT TOWARDS SASSY AND DOLLY with a Hugh monumental FORCE!

BANGGGG!!"ARHHHHHHH" Screamed Dolly and Sassy as they were thrown off the window out into the Corridor. " CRASHHHH" Poor thing... As the 40kg luggage laid on top of them, lots of thongs and embarrassingly sexy lingerie spewed out from the luggage. "What the hell was Pomelo even thinking?!?! Midnight Nude PARTY every NIGHT?!?!" Wondered Dolly before she fainted. Pomelo Mercilessly went over and sat on them, adding the weight to 200kg. Sassy couldn't take it and was screaming!!

Sassy: OK OK OK You Win!!.... you royal highness... whatever you sayyy.....

Dolly: 'Fainted'

Pomelo: Of COURSE I HAVE THE POWER TO RULE YOU PATHETIC PESTS, I AM THE PRETTY LITTLE PRINCESS:) *Giving that ultra arrogant and bitchy face hahahahahahaha:) and slapped Sassy and the fainted Dolly both on their faces*

Pomelo got up and walked towards her new room in her high stilettos:) Before she even realised it, Sassy picked her bony self up, took a flower vase next to her and smashed it against Pomelo's Head....CRRRAASSHHH!! Pomelo instantly fell onto the ground and laid unconsious.... But between the moment she was hit on the head to the time she became unconsious and BOOMED to the ground, She managed to scream "BBBBBIIIIIITTTTTTCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" hehe

Sassy: ARHHHHHH YOU KNNB C@@@ B@@@ ARRRRRHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
TAKE THAT YOU BLOOD THIRSTY BLACK DONKEY SIBERIAN PIG!!!:)

Dolly: "still fainted"

After the first victory, Sassy, who once feared Pomelo, unleashed her fury and successfully moved into her new room (with the best view). Yayyyyyy! Before she entered the best room, she managed to secretly grab a few G-strings and Sexy Brasseries from the unconsious Princess... "hehe:)" She gave that cheeky giggle before gloriously entering the room!!

Dolly laid on the floor, still unconsious, so was Pomelo the Princess and many sexy thongs and lingerie... They'll have to fight the other two rooms out themselves (One had no windows and the other had windows facing the Public corridor.)

To be continued....hehe! Its getting really fun lol:)

The Tale of five sisters

2008-12-12T16:21:00.005+03:00

Im going to make this story quick haha as im being struck with the inspiration and urge to write it out. Before I begin, I would like to CONGRAT Vivian, Justina, Hui Juan, Yan Han and Mei Yin for successfully being able to make it for the Orlando Universal studios Attachments!! Its nice really.... But Im still stuck to Finland hehe:) This story, please don't take it seriously. Its all in the name of fun and humour!!:) Cheers.

The Catastrophic Tale of Five sisters
There were five sisters studying at the National Polytechnic in Singapore. One is Dolly, the other is Mary ... and Sally, Sassy and Pomelo are the other three sisters! Mary and Sally are the good girls... Hardworking and always the one staying out of trouble. Very nice and innocent. This is why the both of them are almost out of the picture, as the other three sisters are the ones im emphasizing on. They are nice...... Wait...... No... ...They are Bad... EVIL...CRUEL ......Bitch-RIDDEN and infested with the smell of PSYCHOLOGICAL DEGENERATION!... But they are weak enough to cause a few scratches on my neck (They broke their nails) so no worries duhhhh:)

Anyway moving on. The five sisters have always dreamt of going to Miami Wonderland for a four month attachment. After trying so Hard and worrying for the outcome of the interview, all five deservingly made it through and are ready to pack their bags and fly to paradise land where guns, murder by the seconds, drugs and no hot babes, mosquito infestation and swampy crocodiles prevail! Very nice hehe:)

Anyway... Just the night before, all five of them met up and it is of no surprise they were filled with excitement!! They went to Lau Pa Sat and ate Chee Cheong Fun, Satay, boiled Pig Organs...Yum yum. "Wahhh I will surely miss all our local food lor!!" said Dolly in a sad tone... "Yah I argree also... Im so going to miss my family, my boy friend and my mum!!:.....( No one is going to help me pluck the prawn shells!!!:( cried out spoilt Sassy. Pomelo followed with a hmmmm..." I'm definitely missing my doggy pong pong already... so sad:(!! The atmosphere was certainly similar to that of "remorseful whining." They had a Great meal nonetheless.. "

"Hah! I wonder how that asshole Michael Jackson is doing now... Shivering in the icy cold winds and having no friends to drink and take pictures with and for HIM!!! Serve him right... Im sure he's regretting not coming to Miami with us hehehehehehe!!:)", laughed out Pomelo, who seemed so confident and bitchy that she was right. Well she was obviously WRONG.. sooooo DUMB! Michael Jackson, who was the only pioneering hero who made it to Finland, was partying at Mikko's apartment with 100 other new friends he made! The temperature was cold.. yes. But there was enough snow and frozen beer to make 1,000,000 megasized snowmen + santa was in town and the northern lights ruled the skies!! Its was a stunning and spectacular experience!!!

Anyway... The next morning. (At this point have I decided to drop Mary out of the picture as things get ugly) They sat a Garuda Indonesia flight (no in-flight entertainment) and transited at Jakarta instead of the pre-planned Tokyo. After ten hours of delay at Batam and 40 hours of flying, they finally made it to Miami!!!! Yay!!:) They were so excited and couldn't help screaming in joy, which nearly got them arrested for terrorist like behaviour. Thinking that it would be cold, the three of them wore thick winter coats and stood about 50 metres from the entrance between the arrval hall the outside. "I can already feel the cold air wheeeeee!!" Squirmed Dolly and Sassy. "Who says we cannot experience snow and cold air in Miami. Stupid Michael Jackson... who thinks he's a Smart Ass! heeheehee:)"

They walked slowly towards the exit, all smiling and excited. "I can feel it... its so nice!!" Exclaims one of them!! The moment of truth.... the door slides open slowly....and.... and...... a sudden 40 degrees celsius Gush of HOT BOILING AIR GUSHED Onto them like a baseball bat smashed head on into their faces!! "WAH PIANG EH SO BLOODY HOT!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG?!?!?!?!" Screams Pomelo, who immediately took out her mini sakura fan and started fanning onto her face.. but to no avail!! Sassy and Dolly were in a world of fantasy, laughing and dancing around. It seems like they were having so much fun but in actual fact, they weren't... The onset symptoms of heat stroke had actually took a toll on them within a speed record of ten seconds.... they were Hallucinating already!! Awwww:)

To be continued.... :)

And School Reopens!:)

2008-10-19T13:48:00.003+04:00

What a BAD BAD BAD Start to the semester!!!:....( Having returned from the the bonding camp on sunday, I arrived home at 7pm. By the time I settled down, bathed and unpacked all my stuff, it was almost 8.30pm. Felt so tired that I fell right onto my bed and woke up the next morning at 9.30am.... 9.30 AM!!!!!! It was just like this that I missed my first Gems lesson, which happened to be the first lesson of this semester!!!:( Im giving myself this week to gear up for the semester. Anyway I enjoyed myself for the bonding camp very much:)

Applied for a cruise job, thinking that it would be an experience of a lifetime:) Turned out to be some logistics shitty ass bus attendent job. How misleading. When Vivian the heroine called on behalf of all those who went for the interview that they were backing out, the manager started going berserk and uttered strong words on the phone. Totally ruined everyones' day but we were partially to blame:(

Anyway, did some costing for my finland trip and the Universal studios Orlando (So i can compare heehee!:) This is as close as I can get considering the limited amount of information I was given:) Both are kept as fair as possible, trust me:)

Finland Trip (Includes Return)
Duration -------------------------------- 5 months
Airplane ticket (Qantas/ BA- 14 hours)------------- $2200
Hostel (Etelä-Kekkola 5 months)--------- $2000
Transport (Bus concession)--------------- $500
Meals (eat in breakfast, dinner & lunch out) $1500 (Includes groceries for food)

Travelling (Russia)
Moscow
return transport-------- $600
5 night stay in Moscow-- $500
3 night stay in St Petersburg--- $150
attractions------------- $250
meals------------------- $500

Subsidies- SP: $2000
Fin Govt : $4000

total payable: $200 (Excluding trip to Russia)
I also realise that if I buy a bicycle and travel around and save on eating out, I can save on my transport fees and $500 on meals!:), thats an additional $1000 in savings!:)

Universal Studios (Orlando)
Ticket (United- return) 23 hours total flight duration------- $2750
Housing $165/week for 17 weeks--------------------------- $2810
Transport-Lynx 30 day pass ($22/month)----------------- $130
Meals------------------------------------------------------ $1500
Visa-------------------------------------------------------- $200
CID fees---------------------------------------------------- $100
Less subsidies: $2000
Salary ($10.65 x 32 hr week)= $5900

total savings= $400!!!

Therefore in actual fact, you can save enough money to bring back home. However many many other factors will affect the costs. In addition there are many natural advantages of both places!:) Let me start with Finland.

Finland
Climate: Winter from jan to Mar (Lots of snow) 10c in the next three months, cool.
Currency: Euros (x2 Singapore dollar) Very expensive:(
Infrastucture: Large Town, modern
Money spending meter: Low (Considering that Jyvaskyla is small, theres nothing much to shop, unless youre going around Europe heehee:)
Transport: Very expensive, unless using a bicycle:)
Geographical: Located in Europe.... How can I resist?!?!?!:)

Orlando
Climate: 16c to 33c (Cool in the first two months) NO snow though:(
Currency: USD (Cheaper then the Euro but climbing fast!)
Infrastrusture: Modern and clean, size of a small city
Money spending meter: High, honestly with coach, hilfiger around, to resist spending is definitely impossible:)
Geographical and safety: Travelling around US is very easy! But the reality of guns being used there is not realised and understood by Singaporeans as we never experienced guns before!

Therefore for me haha, im still stuck to Finland because I have plans to go to Moscow and travel around Europe!!! In addition, I enjoy cold weather... the more I need to go there haha!:)

Kovski

Chalet's coming soon!!!

2008-10-05T18:45:00.004+04:00

I can't wait!!! Tomorrow's the chalet hehe and I can't wait!:) Unfortunately, a couple of things have got me pretty troubled:( Whenever I organise such stuffs, im always worried that the turnout might be way below the expected = resulting in the pathetic collection of the dollars and cents. Maybe its normal cuz it happened to me too many times....

Back then in secondary school, your classmates would ask you to organise a chalet for the class.... thinking that it would be the right thing to do, you merrily went ahead with the planning of the stay and the bbq. You tell all of them that they would have to pay twenty dollars each, they agreed "sincerely" and promised to come.... Then a few days just before the chalet, one quarter of them simply didn't turn up without a reasonable explanation. The other half would come, eat the food, pay perhaps 20-50% (They bargained that they deserve to pay less) of what they were supposed to have forked out. Another 15%, whom I term as dodgy Fuc****, come, eat the food, then refuse to pay, telling you this:" You expect me to pay for this kind of low quality food?! Im not paying..." Well of course the reminaing 15% were the loyal and the fantastic ones:)

I dont know, perhaps this feeling is natural and bound to happen most of the time. Thats why id like you to pardon me if you see me frantically counting the dollars all the time in front of you guys. I know it is rude but its the crazy worry inside me that forces me to do ridiculous things. Whenever I plan such events (something that I'd love doing for anyone:), I always feel pathetic having to ask people to pay up, or accepting money from those who are so kind enough to fork out a little more, to unfairly compensate for those who didn't come. It feels like "hey im poor and short of cash, can you give me some money or il HATE you?" ITS LIKE BEGGING!!!:( Its not surprising losses could amount to hundreds of dollars and my mum is always the one disbursing me the shortage to cover up the losses:( Its just like paying up for those who promised to come but didn't turn up/ or those who turned up and ate free food:( Poofters:(

Anyway I really hope this chalet and bbq will be a huge success:) Thats why im looking forward to itcuz its a different group and definitely a better lot of guys!!:)

Had an enjoyable dinner experience with Darryl, Shunli and my brother:) Its been so long since we had so much time together!!:) Really hope this friendship will last forever:) Thats about folks!! Se ya guys around!:)

Kovski
Worried:.....(

Ive stopped working!!

2008-09-30T11:50:00.004+04:00

Hello everyone! Finally after achieving over 75% of my expected target salary, I have decided to stop working, considering that I have over-worked and not rested a single bit!!:( Finally I can sit down and read the papers, plan the class chalet that im so looking forward to, watch mythbusters hahaha and sleep longer woohoo!:) All of a sudden my morale is surged all the way to the top and I have been feeling happy ever since:D

OK Updates for last week! Totally worked my ass off at Mandarin Oriental hotel in lieu of the coming F1. Did manage to work at NYNY for a couple of days and "piaed" at MO for the next three days. Despite the standard pay and no prospect of any pay raise at the hotel, I merrily went ahead, realising for the past few weeks that I have gotten too calulative with money, which didn't brought me any happiness. Whenever I started calculating how much money ive earned, il get troubled and start scratching all over, to a point where I realised that I have scratched bits a pieces of my beautiful flesh off:......( Extremely painful, but I simply hate feeling itchy and it really feels goooood to scratch hahaha:) Anyway it was routine work as usual at NYNY.

When I started work at MO after so months not working, it was really a blessing that I knew everything at the back of my head. Got to know a few new friends, one of whom was Chris, who became my talking buddy when we both got so bored standing still for 5 hours guarding a meeting taking place inside one of the board rooms. It was fun talking to him haha!! Unfortunately, I met those same old bastards who perpetually feel the urge the find fault with me. I thought it'll be good to scold the crap shid out of him here hehe:) His name is Rahim, that stupid ass wrinkled face man who would most probably not live after 5 years. He is one of society's arrogant bastards who thinks his many years of experience gives him that authority to tell people what to do. Some of you guys may think so, but I certainly DONT: He's still wearing the same uniform as me so shut up!!! (Him)

On the first day when I started work, he immediately found fault with me by blaming my brother for not doing a good job in refreshing the room, a job which my brother was not supposed to do apparently. Well I didn't know that at first, but disliking his attitude and lack of respect for me, I F****** him upside down man!!! "You think im what hah? Supervisor is it?! How the hell do I know what my brother was doing yesterday?!?! You think we all clone is it?!!!!" The he replied:" You better go tell him that he didn't do a good job man... tomorrow if I see him il tell him off!!" Wah I very furious so I replied:" You don't give me this kind of bullshit and tell me this kind of things!!!! You Want Tomorrow you go do it yourself!!!!!!!" He then shut his pathetic gap and walked off, to which I spurted a "F888" in a fit of rage:)

Bloody idiot that man! Whenever I see him serving guests, he would never fail to smile like some blehdy horny chee ko pek child molestor waiting at some void deck with his pants unzipped, or like an old freak who would even masturbate upon seeing a monitor lizard run across a road (simply means he's a horny bastard kid rapist lah aiyoh!!!) Some bloody hypocrite he is!! As expected, he decided to find fault with me the next day for not cleaning the coffee machine (my mistake hahaha) Aiyah but considering that I dislike him so much, I simply walked off halfway when he was scolding me. Of course I gave him the filthiest sewage look to arouse his angry horniness first heehee so success!:)

Two days of work and I was satisfied that that money was coming in:) However on the third day, little did I know that I was posted to a horrific group of staff group= Pathetic attitude staff who disliked one another + two chinese nationals who are so crude and arrogant and they treated me like a newbie..... HORRIBLE!!! One of the guys kept asking me to do things and when I couldn't take it any longer, I simply just raised my voice at him:" You think I was BORN YESTERDAY IS IT?!?! NIN NABEH!!" That kept him quiet and never told me to do anything since. In addition to his miserable pathetic self, he kept uttering the "C888 Bye" word at the end of every phrase, like a comma or a full stop. Here's an example: " Wah lao eh C*** Bye, he never take the hot water flask hah.... C*** Bye!!! Always stand there not doing anything one C*** Bye. Where is he lah C*** Bye!!" He obviously used those words like his mother taught him lah wah lao so frustrating him standing next to him. When I lost my cool as he kept using those words, I told him off:" Excuse me! Can I assume the only word you know is C*** bye?! Change the word can?! You're damn bloody irritating leh. And I gave him that frustrated look. He then replied:" I know many other words but I don't feel like using them. To which I replied:" THEN KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND DON'T USE IT YOU SHIT ASS STUPID f*** CHIN** ASSHOLE!!" I didn't use those words highlighted in red but I thought it'll be more interesting if I added a a wide colourful array of vulgarities to excite you guys haha!!:)

Aiyah I don't want to talk about those freaks already. It gets me tired:(

Anyway, went for Russian Class and as usual, had a hell lot of time haha! After class, when out with two classmates (Juliana, Derrick) and my russian Teacher Ms Anna Shmelova for dinner!! They were all really nice people and talked about big guys stuff that even a regular youth won't understand haha (they are all adults mah). I felt very dazed and managed to fit in haha. We had a great deal of fun that I simply forgotten about time and came home at 1 am + got my mum really pissed hahahaha sorry!!!!:) Anyway thats all folks, gotta go and take care!:)

Kovski
Free man!!

Heres another day:)

2008-09-18T17:04:00.004+04:00

Good day everyone!!

Im officially getting tired of work. This is sad:( This means no more income and it really sucks! I haven't even earned 40% of my minimum target salary and im getting tired:.....( As I work, I feel that the salary they are paying me is simply described as miserable and pathetic. I dont have any say cuz im a part time employee. And as the days pass on, I begin to realise how the company I work in is more concerned about making the dollars then considering the welfare of their employees. Aiyah what to do?!?? I think I won't be working there for long as I have lost my motivation to work hard and its pretty evident in the way I do things there, shit:) I think its time I use my kerosene tactic (Burn my work place down Muhaha!!!)

In order to try to reach my target earnings for the month, and to make sure non of my contributions goes into my "CPF (As I know il get the money only after I DIE)", I'l be going back to Mandarin to work:) But disappointingly, I wasn't given any events for the week cuz there weren't many events in the first place. They needed only 10 staff a day and the full timers pretty much took up all the slots. Loss of income for yet another four days:.....( I am now banking on the F1 to reach my target so fingers crossed!:)

Woke up two days ago, early in the morning to check my results for the semester. It wasn't that bad but I would term it as "mediocere (If its spelt this way)". At least it was above a three I feel its more than good enough!:) Thank God or I would have gotten a 0.5 heehee:)

Being jobless now, I have been over eating and lazing at home:( Pretty much to an extent I feel that I have put on weight:0!! And being struck with the phobia of having "three asses", I hiked up Bukit Timah this afternoon ALONE!! It was so fun being able to enjoy the peaceful serenity of the jungle and all: Absolutely beautiful!:) Too bad I couldn't post any pictures up cuz of the blog features that forbids me to do so. I very much would want to change the skin but Catherine and Renee are too attractive!!!:D Sexaey!!

I can't wait for the chalet:) I believe its the only time to get together with the class and snakes:) Mussst play beach volleyball hahahaha!! Thats about it people!:) I hope il be able to work again soon fingers crossed!!:)

Other than the chalet that im looking forward to, Russian class every week is getting more exciting hahaha:) Im beginning to be able to piece sentences together and ask questions, describe blah blah and its so funnnnn:D My undescribable Russian Spirit is getting stronger hahaha!!!! Ive been singing the Russian national anthem almost every day now and each time I sing reminds the inner Russian patriotism in me hehehehe:) What an interesting fetish!! In addition to my LLLOOOOVVVVEEE for Russian Language, future posts will be written in pycckий hehe! No lah just kidding:)

In addition to the Russian National anthem ive successfully learnt, ive learnt a Folk Song thats incredibly sweet and sexy, called Пoлюшкo-пoлe (Polyushka Polye, simply means field, my field) Its a song sung during WWII to describe the sorrow of Russian women seeing their male counterparts being sent to fight:( Sounds sad but its very nice!:)I know its stupid for me to post the lyrics up here cuz non of the people who visits this blog knows Russian hehehe (Dumbos lol JKJK!!:), but im going to post it up anyway. Perhaps you'll be revolutionalized to Learn Glorious Russian Muhahahaha!:) Here goes heehee, don't die:)

Пoлюшкo-пoлe
Пoлюшкo шиpoкo пoлe
Eдyт дa пo пoлю гepoи
Пpoшлoгo вpeмeни гepoи

Beтep paзвeeт
Зx, дa пo зeлeнy пoлю
Иx yдaлыe пecни
Пpoшлoгo вpeмeни пecни

Toлькo ocтaвит
Им бoeвyю cлaвy
И зaпылeннyю дopoгy
Bдaпь yxoдящyю дopoгy

Пoлюшкo-пoлe
Bидeлo нeaлo гopя
Былo лpoпитaнo кpoвью
Пpoшлoгo вpeмeни кpoвью

Thats all folks!:)

Kovski
Jobless punisher:......(

Im Back!!

2008-08-05T18:14:00.003+04:00

Hello everybody!! I know I haven't blogged for so long that you've forgotten who I am... So allow me to refresh your memories:) My name is Joooorrrrdddaaannnn... Ah hah now you remember me in all the glory! I believe the fury and anger is filling up inside you.. Why the HECK Didn't I Blog?!?!? Im really sorry cuz ive been tied down with so many projects, tests that i hardly have the time to google earth. Thats tragic people!:.....( Its been like three months since I blogged, so I will attempt to write the longest post ever based on happenings during the past four months!!

Ok I remembered my previous post which ended "Wish me luck for my work!" Yes!! And luck was definitely on my side during the three weeks I worked at New York New York!:) I met wonderful people, Julius (supervisor), very understanding man, William (The boss of the outlet), Chef code named 007, lip-reader (till now I have no idea of their names hahaha!!), Jessica, the old auntie who enjoys bullying me, a great friend, Zainul the runner, cashier, and not to forget, GRACE HAHAHAHA!!:) My super duper one of a kind "bar maid". Without her life in the bar will definitely suck!! even when im not working, she would never fail to call me and chit chat about work. very hilarious and fun to talk to her hahaha:D Don't worry my great friends!! Il be back in September! Hang in there, I can't wait!:)

After the work period, studied pretty darn hard with Han Wee, Mei Yin, Andrea, Vivian pals. It was only the MSTs and we were studying like mad dogs! Andrea was crawling all over the place like a mad chi hua hua, biting my shin frequently for a dog bone and my dear attention (Hahahaha Joking!!). Was a huge relief when the tests were all over. The next week, we got our results back. The Accounting, Law, TBR, Report writing papers were way beyond my expectation. However, papers that I expected to do well turned out horrific!!! I failed very badly for MICE and barely passed the IHRO papers. Very very upset, cried myself a river hahaha! I thought the papers were marked too strictly and it wasn't fair for people like us (Cheeeyyy) who studied hard to deserve such marks. Aiyah whatever it is, I will take this as a motivation and study harder woohoo!!:)

Now comes the project part. This three weeks seemed as though hell was sent up to SB + fat screaming aunties mercilessly, biting your ears and sitting on you, at the mean time making you carry them up and down the SB slope non stop for weeks!! It wasn't only mentally tiring, it was physically exhausting!!!:( Had to sleep at 2-3 am in the morning instead of my usual 10-11. Everything will defnintely be much better if everyone take the initiative to ask for work and do them in a great quality. But your stress magnifies when you have a group with half of the members either hardly turning up for projects, producing work of sloppy quality, takes no initiative in asking for work designation. I seriously don't believe in complaining to the tutors cuz its like being a pok pok keh. I don't have the heart to tell them off but I really hope they will one day suddenly just wake up and realise that this bloody forsaken world isn't free.

If I were a dictator, which I forsee myself to be in the coming 20 years, I will send all free loaders to concentration camps on Pulau Ubin, make them swim across to and fro non stop from S'pore and the jungle island until they get exhausted and DIE!! Meaner ways include burying them in the muddy soil with their heads sticking out, then place ten poisonous green coloured tarantulas on their faces!!! Well this is for the minor free loaders of course. Those really horrible ones (Complain like an ambulance siren, scold group members, sabo friends), il have their legs broken, place them on a plank and float them off to the South China Sea, of course not forgetting placing ten tarantulas on the planks with them Muhahahahaha!:) Yes yes im evil, but im really serious about this!!

Finally, the presentations are almost over and my team, Ai Zhen, Ai Guo(me), Fiona and John Ho, Andrea are working really hard to make sure our team does a good job for the Shatec training. I really hope Baljit will like our drink and that we'll do well:) I have faith and thats all that matters! Well and the outcome was great!! yes yes yes I made the biggest boo boo in the F&B industry by serving the wrong food to one wrong guest, and that was grave enough! To magnify the problem, the guest our group served was the VIP table and boy oh boy, I could have easily shot them all and then kill myself so "nothing ever happened!!" Fortunately, things became better and confidence started to kick in hahaha!! Aizhen was the star waiteress for that day and she has been bragging to all those with F&B experience and to the one who dropped the first plate in Shatec's history ever LOL (Joking hor Ai Zhen, you still owe me your scholar juice heehee!:) And please don't take your chothes off and blame the heat when you over drank and intoxify yourself with alcohol hehe:) BTW you look horny when you're frunk LOL jkjkj:) I still want your scholar water!!!!

Studied insanely mad for the examination with Vivian B, Andrea, Mei Yin, John and so and so. Died many times studying, I was revived by the fact that I needed to get that blehdy diploma!!
To some extent it paid off cuz some parts of the paper were manageable. However in general I thought I didn't do pretty well myself:( BUT IM SO GLAD THAT THE EXAMS ARE OVER!!!!! And ever since, ive been psychoing John to go to Finland: SUCCESS. Now OCP is next!:) Il use my Amsterdam potion hehe:) Il write about the advantages and the disadvantages of Finland and Orlando (unbiased muhaha) in the next post!!

Went to harry's bar and celebrated: Fantastic!!! They played Earth Wind and Fire songs that I thought I was in Boogie wonderland hahahha:) Hope to change my job soon!:) Thats all folks! This certainly isn't longest post but who cares you know! Any longer and il be talking about my private life and parts hahahaha:) May the power of Lenin be with you all!!

best of regards,
Russian Kovski

Its the holidays!!!:)

2008-06-03T18:16:00.002+04:00

Wow... time really passed so fast! Its as if yesterday was Christmas haha. I have apparently three weeks of breakso I spent the whole Sunday settling all my timetable! I was very lucky to have found another job at Lot 1 hahaha:) Though I had to take a huge pay cut compared to my previous job at Mandrin oriental, its just right opposite my workplace so I think its well worth it!! (I save alot of money on transport fees and time, which equals to money hahahaha!!:)

The supervisor Jimmy seems like a really nice guy so im actually looking forward to working there. I really hope the environment it way better than where I used to work, and that I can get along well with the staff, fingers crossed though:S. Whatever it is, il be working four full days (Wednesday to Sat), then subsequently all weekends for the holidays, afterwhich il work on Friday evenings and Saturdays! Think its time I start saving for my future!! S$1,000,000 here I come Muhahahahaha:)

Il be more or less spending my time studying for the next two weeks, in a bid to do better then my previous two semesters!:) 5 subjects total, so I think I better start mugging:)

Went out with Han Wee and John today to buy our neccessities. The rest didn't join us cuz for one girl, the area were she lived was flooded by the rain, causing the ground to sink, the other had to spend time tapping her head cuz the blood just came exploding out from her nosie, another one if im not wrong, is spending time on a secluded mountain top of a peninsula. Far from her is another one spending more time in Sushi Tei then at her own home LOL:)

have finally gotten myself a pair of jeans, a shirt and an oversized bag. The total cost is enough to purchase 10 FAT cows, spend a night at the Ritz Carlton, go for a head transplant, or even pay for Nat's lifetime delivery of presents ahhahahaha:D All the more I should be working to cover my expenses!!!

Thats all for the time being folks. Wish me luck for my first day of work!!:)

Kovski,
The gentleman ooohhhhhh YYyeessssss:)

Heeeelllooooo!!

2008-05-24T09:08:00.003+04:00

Okok haha im am typing this post to celebrate my 55th post since the creation of this blog bout' a year ago!! Yes that like 10% of those fantasy tales Nat has in her blog hahaha:) Im high now, but at the mean time, feeling extremely stressed and tired! I haven't done two weeks of assignment and am left with a windowspace of just two days to complete them!:( Time really passed too darn fast this semester and next week would already be the last week for this term! The exams are just round the corner, so I think its time I call my study gang (Han Wee the 'tsk' man, OCP, Andrea bao bao lian and Mei Yin! Am currently struggling with the resort operation and research modules but seems to be doing pretty ok for Law! Ms Pat certainly doesn't fail to push me to become a lawyer hahaahha:)

Anyway the past few weeks have been really fun!! We are picking up this habit to exercise at CCK stadium every wednesday, in an aim to keep fit and go out less often already!! I think I should more commited to my studies:)

Our bully target has changed from Justina (extinct), to Andrea Bao lol:) Its getting fun and helps me release stress by inflicting it on her hahahaha!!

Anyway, some funny incidents happened last week that I thought would be interesting to share haha!

Incident 1: Wednesday during law tutorial, I was feeding myself with chicken sausages and samosa, they tasted pretty good btw so I gobbled them down a little too quick. I then flushed the remains with water. All of a sudden, who knows why.... a piece of fried shell got stuck in my throat when I tried to swallow a huge gulp of water in my mouth. You'll expected the next scene hahahaha! I simply sprayed everything out ( a white cloud of water, right in front of Ms Pat and on towards Vivian and Hui Juan who were sitting in front of me. Vivian was like "Ewwwwwwww Joorrdddaannnn.....eeeeeeeee!!" Hui Juan simply did the same by adding the Ah Lian touch of "Wahhh laaaooooo ehhhhh Jooorrdddaaannn!!" Ms Pat smply stood there laughing and have been calling me a "spitter" ever since.... I was so embarrassed cuz bits and pieces of potatoes and a generous splash of water seasoned my face (I looked like one hell of a roti prata mess as I had all the ingredients on my face, only without the curry hahahaha!)

I went to wash up, then returned to class again to continue lessons. Then Ms Pat was mocking me and I very much would have wanted to place her in a ham-slicing machine. She said, " So Jordan, tell me the general rule of law which applied to this scenario, spit it out.... SPIT ALL your ANSWERS Out, just spit!!!! It was really funny cuz she was giving me that really cheeky smile while saying thatHahahahaha!! Il didn't dare scold her cuz I knew she would take legal action against me and I would most probably end up serving life imprisonment + 100 hundred strokes of the cane LOL:)

Incident 2: Came home really late last night cuz spent a great time having dinner with Han wee, Andrea, Hui Juan , OCP and Vivian! We went on a Great Singapore Sale shopping spree hahaha! Wanted to get a pair of new jeans (I only have one miserable pair) and formal wear, but ended up buying Olive Shampoo and papaya butter LOL! How unrelated I can get... The smell simply attracted me so I had no choice but to unleash my feminine side hahahahaha!:)

Thats all folks! I currently changing jobs cuz I thought of working in a new restaurant! Wish me luck friends!!:)

Bast Of Regards,
Kovski
The Gentleman

Hi There!

2008-04-18T16:09:00.002+04:00

Im finally blogging again after so many weeks!! I believe Nat is too darn pissed with me that she has ostrocised me:......( SO saaaddd Nat, no more free treats for you already hahahaha:) Just kiddin' lol testing you.

Anyway school has reopened and my timetable is horrible:( So many two- three hour breaks with lessons starting on 8am on two days and ending at 5pm on three days!!! This is terrible. ANyway this first week of school was great though:) The subjects were kind of interesting and more specialised as to what im planning to do in the future, especially the Law module!! Our lecturer and my tutor is one of the most interesting teachers in SP! She has too many stories to tell, some really humourous and others extremely freaky and gory all the time!!:) However, she's one of those rare kinds who effectively teaches us with stories, so much so that im planning to go into law into the future hahahaha:) The other teachers were as good!!

Anyway since the new acad year has started, I thought id create goals I should achieve this semester and here's the list (also to keep Nat updated of what im currently doing right now heehee:)

1) I've already signed up for my Long awaited Russian class and it will begin next month woohoo I can't wait any longer!!:) (anyway one of my life goals is to effectively speak Russian, also because Lenin is my inspiration and my hero:)

2) To study really hard this semester and to try my very best,God willing, to attain a Grade Point average of 3.7!!!:O Sounds really challening but whatever the odds, im going to strive for it!:)

3) To learn how to play squash haha ( I thought I needed to take up a new sport to keep fit cuz I feel that im well on the way to physical self destrustion!!

Yeah thats about it people, wish me luck!!:)
Kovski!!!

2008-03-16T10:22:00.003+03:00

Hello All once again! Sorry for not being able to blog for a few weeks cuz I was too busy preparing for camps, orientations programmes and gatherings!!:(

I can't seem to post pictures up on the blog due to the blogskin problem. Very sad... so im considering to change my blogskin:(
Ok happenings for the past two weeks!:) I am starting to get myself involved as a committee member in the freshman orientation camp organised by the school of business and am getting addicted to it hahaha! It takes up lots of time but I enjoy it anyway so who cares hahaha:) I feel like im getting fatter so went to check my weight but nope, still the same thankfully. Went to check my underarms for any black noodles, and nope, hardly any, thankfully HAHAHA. Went to check my face in the mirror, and nope, no mainlander look LOL:) So there Nat, I still dont look like you hahahaha jkjk!:)

Anyway, I have stopped working, even though ive grown attached to Oriental, cuz im in desperate need of sleep and being still young, I don't think I should be wasting so much of my time doing something which I would be doing in ten years time so there! My eye rings are getting darker and im beginning to look like an extremely cute panda lol:) so something must be done! Nat faster come back leh hahaha, then I can abuse you all I want Muhahahaha! And oh, remember you're stepping into BBB territory so watch your teeth lol (il watch my balls just in case I underestimated you hahaha!:)

I believe the whole world already knows Mas Selamat ran away, and is probably in the arctic hiding and fishing. Im really dying to know how he got away, cuz I don't believe the BULLSHIT that he ran away from the toilet, an extremely pathetic and uncredible story and excuse made up by those who let him run. What's worse, this kind of story seems to seriously insult the intelligence of Singaporeans; Shouldn't Singapore's most wanted man be locked up in Changi prison or some island off the coast of Singapore, where maximum security exists?! How come he can get away from some ulu detention centre and let alone be stored there in the first place?! I just don't get it. The internal affairs minister must be SACKED!!!!

Ok haha I feel much better now, anyway, I think im voting for another party already haha!! OK thats about it people! and NAT, please arrive in Singapore in the late afternoon or early evening so we can go pick you up or else you'll wish you never came back HAHAHA! Take care eveyone and il blog soon:)

Kovski

2008-03-09T17:29:00.002+03:00

OK OK hate me... hate me all you want Nat and readers, I haven't blogged for almost one month already, cuz of holiday, cuz of work and the main culprit, LAZINESS!:.....( Came back from Beijing and started suffering from some weird problem: CFS (Chronic fatigue syndrome). I would sleep at 11pm, get up the next day at 12noon, and go back to sleep at 1230 and sleep my through all the way to 4.30pm. That sucks seriously and I don't have time to even do anything!! Fortunately im feeling much better already and have done editing all 1221 pictures i took when i was in Beijing. Honestly, I love that place more and more to an extent I dare to call myself a Beijinger WOOHOO!:) The weather was perfect, crystal blue skies, golden mountains almost everyday, other than a couple of days when the wind got a little too strong and brought the temperature plunging to a windchill of -18++ degrees celsius, too cold HAHA. My fingers and feet did me proud during that period, but my mouth and my face weren't performing as well haha! My lips became so numb that it was very very difficult to even whisper this sentence," hey baby you're so sexy today" LOL Yes honestly, it sounded more like," Oooiiiee bibi OOoooo ohhh sissy oooday" HAHAHAHA, trust me it was very frustrating and my nose seemed as though it could slide off my face any moment, exposing the hairy tiny little nostrils HAHAHAHA; I thought I needed to attend speech therapy classes:)

Started developing cold rash (flaky and very itchy skin) on the 4th day and my whole body felt as if I was attacked my a swarm of sand flies!! Humidity here is always 10% plus and rarely hits above 30%, making the air extremely dry, unlike in Canada I guess! And together with the dry wind, which pricks your skin like 1000 needles, it couldn't get any worse!:(

But all in all, I really enjoyed myself and I have tons of pics to show you guys, mainly to please the bed ridden man in Canada cuz I haven't blogged for many many years haha, sorry lah Nat forgive me okay??? I have have your presents you know hahaha jkjkj!:) Il talk about them soon cuz something's wrong with blogger crap! Se ya and take care Nat, you're sick yer know haha!

Kovski
the punisher

Good evening!

2008-02-08T14:43:00.000+03:00

Hi people, this would be my last post before another 8 days. Fortunately, the lethagy is more or less gone but however, im beginning to have a splitting headache thats leaving me feeling uncomfortable, ahhhhh help me!:...( I think thats the price I have to pay for not going to church for two weeks, thats bad:( Anyway I hope il enjoy me trip and buy back lots of gifts for you guys, expecially the greedy hairy piglet in Canada hahaha jk Nat!:) and everyone I know as far as I can remember heehee!:)

Weather forecast for the next 8 days in Beijing : -9 to around 5 degrees at most, though the wind chill would be pretty worse due to the high winds. Chengde would be way colder, at -10 at least.... thats going to be real cold and I cant wait to freeze those headaches away hahaha!:)

Darryl and Shun pal!:) Still waiting for your reply patiently hahaha:) GO lah... Chinese New year no have 20 days hor lol:) You all don't go il deport you guys to Sibu Island, Darryl's mum's stronghold hahahaha!:)

Take care everyone and I hope il be able to blog while im there haha!:) Cheers

Kovski,
Off to china to punish spoilt brats like nat hahaha jkjk!!

Happy Chinese New Year to All!:)

2008-02-06T12:19:00.001+03:00

Its the chinese new year, and fortunately, im feeling better then before!:) The past three days and this morning were bad. I would sleep at eleven at night, then wake up at 12.30 the next day in the afternoon, then go back to sleep again at around 1 plus for a couple of hours more. Its weird, the fatigue feeling simply wouldn't go away. Feeling extremely worried, I hurried off to the doctor yesterday night. Fortunately, it wasn't anything major like body disintegration or an implosion about to take place in my body. Phhheeew:) But the strangest thing the doctor said was that I had a badly blocked nose, and it was so blocked that it starved off oxygen to my brain, leaving me feeling faint and extremely tired. Sounds scary but that was apparently the problem, so the very nice doctor prescribed me some medication and I think its working THANK GOD!! I promised myself that I couldn't die cuz that would have made the Godfather's job much easier, it was my duty as his enemy to make sure he leads a harrowing torturous life till the day I assasinate him Muhahahahaha!:)

Thats about it people and id like to wish everyone a prosperous successful new year, especially to Natalie and the Secret societies haha:) Don't cry Nat just because you can't celebrate New year with your family and friends, we're all living on the same planet anyway and theres always the internet hahahaha!:) Cheers and if you need more adult pampers and pee tubes + those sexy nurses, il throw them in free for you since its the season of celebration hahaha!:) Don't worry, il get you your presents as promised too so hang in there haha!!:)

Cheers,
Kovski

New Skin!:)

2008-02-05T13:45:00.000+03:00

Hello all! As you can see, ive finally changed my blogskin, thanks to my super cousin Allyssa Thanks! I blanjah you free toilet paper:) Anyway this blogskin is cool in a way it has this chicago prohibition era feel and a touch of horniness LOL:) reminds me of the show untouchables! Some flaws though, I can't seem to place my tagboard at the correct place and my links have disappeared, il get back to that!:)

The chinese new year is finally here, but strange enough, im not in a mood to celebrate it:( I have no idea why im feeling this way and I don't want to feel like this either. For the past few days, ive been feeling very tired, no matter how much I sleep!! My eyes, head and neck are aching and I feel very giddy easily. Something's definitely not right with me and worse still... I dunno whats wrong!!:....( Save me somebody ahhhhhhhh!!!

Thats all folks!:)
Kovski

2008-02-03T10:45:00.001+03:00

TEST

And its over!!!

2008-02-02T11:55:00.000+03:00

Hi ladies and gentlemen, I can't help but express the excitement im feeling now cuz THE EXAMS ARE OVER!!! The holidays have begun and im still stuck as to whether to get a job or not... Anyway I can't wait for the activities planned ahead for me!! woohoo!:) Next Sat il be off to my second home Beijing with My grandmother and my aunt. I hope it would be fun and I know it would be!!:) Just went for the tour briefing yesterday and I found the tour group to be quite fun actually!! Other than one particular woman, who dressed like a Bor Liap Ah Lian (I couldn't find any liaps anyway hahahaha!:) in our tour group and she was acting like a complete bitch!! She had this very stuck up look and during this whole briefing, she was like rolling her eyes and had this "couldn't care less about my boobs" look, vveerry very disturbing... When she asked questions about the places we would be going, she would go "eeeeeyyyeeerr..." then pause before rolling her eyesballs again, hoping this time everything would fall out.

However, the tour leader seemed very nice and pleasant and I would definitely kill the Smelly Bor Liap woman if she became too troublesome for the tour leader to handle... Besides, we would be in Beijing so disposing her with only her singlet and mini shorts in the middle of the mountains would be a piece of cake hahahaha!:) Im just kind of worried for my grandmother cuz Im not sure if she is able to withstand the freezing temperatures.... aiyah anyway she's so strong and heats up like a volcano easily so I think I should be bringing more summer clothes instead of those thick ones haha!:)

After this Beijing trip, Il have two weeks in Singapore before going off to Vietnam for community service work, something which I hope I will enjoy!! I think id better work these two weeks if not il beomce too reliant on my parents!!:(

I hope il enjoy myself these holidays before Nat comes back in August to teach me and my bro a lesson hahahahaha (Although I think is highly unlikely cuz she would laugh her lungs out the first moment she sees us LOL, cuz we're cute hahahaha!:) Aiyah Sorry lah Nat, il blanjah you dinner when you come back lah ok? And il buy lots of presents and gifts when I come back hor!!!!:)

Thats about it people and il be blogging soon about my Mafia Network establishment in Beijing muhahahahaha... The old man in Canada is sooooo Dead hahahahaha!:)

Kovski...
Bor Liap

Im Back!:)

2008-01-30T05:58:00.000+03:00

Before the I start, id like to say something to the Godfather!! You know you sick dirty old man... Joining BBB will be more beneficial to you than you think! Yes Yes Yes I know in your blog you actually stated that BBB has this quartet singing regularly at the old folks home. I have to admit, thats true!! But you know our voices are really good and I think you should enrol in the old folks home!!:) Think of all the benefits.... Free adult pampers, sexy nurses helping you with your pee tube, bathing you HAHAHAHAHA, and oh oh oh that regular choir sessions, it just couldn't get any better than that!!:) So think about it you know MUhahahaha!:)

Ok now back to my post... I cannot believe it but the exams are gonna be over sooonnnn WOOHOO!:) Tomorrow's the final paper, which is accounts and I hope I won't screw it up, and then its all freedom YAY!:) Wah these past two weeks has been very very tiring and stressful and my skin condition is back to its worst state again hmph!!:( Even the docs can't cure it. Anyway im so looking forward to the 10 week holidays cuz its jammed pack with activities! Il be away for almost one month lah, to Vietnam (Community service project) and then to Beijing AGAIN (My second home) Il be going with my grandmother and my aunt and thats basically the reason why im going back again (Im not that silly to visit the same place over and over again hahaha!:)

I think im going to forget finding another job cuz I wouldn't have the time to do so. Besides, I still need to help plan the camps for the School of Biz and I think its gonna be REAL FUN!:)

Thats about it everyone and oh, I hope il be able to blog about my holidays so you guys can read em haha and oh yah, il get the presents for you guys too so relax hahaha!:) Anyway Godfather, I think il get you adult pamaers from china cuz they're soooooo sooooo CHEAP LOL!:) Cheers!

Kovski,
BBB Boss and just finished punishing 28 kids and had already done so to the other 60,233.

Hi there!!

2008-01-22T14:55:00.000+03:00

Okok im going to make this short cuz im not supposed to be blogging!! Hahaha... at least im doing this so that Nat wouldn't have to curse and swear at me for not blogging! This whole week is rough and tomorrow is the worst paper: marketing. I really hope I can do well for this examinations cuz I had pretty much screwed up last sem's one. Besides, I have already screwed up yesterday's paper, which was Organisation management aaaahhhhhh save me!!:....(

Anyway I think I won't be able to work this holidays already cuz im so jammed pack! Il be like spending almost one month overseas on holiday, community service trips and im pretty much excited about it!:) I have stopped music lesson for a while and am feeling guilty about it. Anyway, thats all for now and il blog soon! Wish me luck for the exams cuz il be wishing you luck for yours! All the BEST!:)

Stay clean,
Kovski

SUCCESS!!!

2008-01-04T18:25:00.000+03:00

Oh My Oh My The whole concert was a great success!! (Exactly the opposite of what everyone anticipated woohoo!!) All of us performed our best and enjoyed ourselves soooooo much!!! So sad Nat you weren't here:....( Anyway I hope I can get the video recording and send it to you :)

The Songs we played were 1) Tian Long Ba Bu (Sky dragons 8 parts haha (direct translation))

2) Nando Arirang (Korean Jazz)

3) Erhu Ensemble

4) Pipa Solo by Jeremy

5) Guzheng Ensemble (Im in it and honestly, I think we did pretty well and im happy for our group of 4 yeah!!!)

Erhu Solo By Yishan ( I missed you out so sorrie hahah!!:)

This follows a few more solos and the finale : "MATSURI" My super duper favourite haha!!:)

I was seriously surprised, cuz an hour before the concert, so mant of us were facing problems and could not play as well... especially the Guzheng Ensemble! But gladly, we proved ourselves wrong and thats a big big BIG relief!!:)

Thanks alot Shunli Pal, Violet & Wei Xiang for attending the concert!!:) I couldn't appreciate more for you guys being here you rock!!!! So sad when people whom you expected to turn up didn't.. veyr disappointing!! Anyway, I got to go and sleep cuz im dead beat!! Il try to send to the recordings Nat so hang in there!!:) Bye People!!

Kovski

Hello there!

2008-01-02T17:17:00.000+03:00

NAT!! Don't keep pushing me to blog leh... these few days very very busy you know.... Singapore leh, not CANADA, I REPEAT... NOT CANADA LOL!!:) In addition, I know you have a new "Ohhhh yeah baby", so no need to bully innocent "singles" like me what.. aiyoh you win lah, got "ohhh yeah baby" big already lah hah?! Can bully people now huh?!?! You good lol wait and see!

As a matter of fact, many frustrating happened these few days and I CANNOT BELIEVE ITS HAPPENING DURING THE NEW YEAR!!!! This is bad.... real bad!!:( Even in my dreams things are beginning to turn bad. Just last night, I dreamt that I was assassinated... YES ASSASSINATED!! I was in some kind of cathedral and was a spy assassin dressed up as a priest standing right at the entrance.... and then suddenly out of the blue, a lady wearing a shawl and sunglasses walked over to me, we exchanged a few words and the next moment, I was Killed, slit on my throat and wrists!! Dame trust me, it did hurt.. pretty bad till I woke up and grabbed my wrists and neck whoaaaa! Yeah and the women wasn't you NAT hehehe!:) You don't have any power in this world to kill me muhahaha!!:) I thought for one moment she was Angelina Jolie... oh boy... a very "sexy" assassin worth dying for lol:) Maybe I should start writing a story, cool!

Anyway I shan't talk about em further about it cuz this blog is all about amusing stuffs, "use a condom for sex" related issues, gangsterism and murder... so there!:)

Nothing funny happened these few days... though there were a few brief moments of funny inceidents:)

1) I was on the train going home. it happened to be rush hour so the train was jammed pack!! It was warm and stuffy, but no problem.. I could take it. However suddenly after a few minutes into the train journey, a smell started lingering around my nose, a smell so distinctively famaliar that I knew instantly was one of those "eau du toilette" scents that should have never left the bathroom.. Yes... I got it but I think you didn't... it was urine!!! Who the hell peed on this train?! I thought to myself. I thought by looking around would I find my answer. I certainly did haha:) When I turned to my right, I was "shockingly" taken aback by this huge armpit of a chinese man. I jerked backwards and immediately turned to my left but WHOA!!! I was traumatised by yet another armpit of the SAME MAN!! Whoa... He was grabbing the railings in a way I had to succumb to the smell without any choice:(

Felling annoyed, I had no choice but to take as little breaths as possible to avoid poisoning myself haha! ( Though I could have sacrificed my hands by ripping off his shirt and pulling his armpit HAIR OFF!!! GRAWWWLL!!! he he he!:)

Aiyah im too tired to blog lah... will blog again soon so se ya!!! This blog was typed to please the Singaporean Candian girl who just found herself an "ohhh yeah baby" (My version to replace the word "boyfriend", incase if you still haven't gotten it!) so there!

kovski

The guy who slept while trying to finish typing this sente

Its me again!

2007-12-27T14:12:00.000+03:00

Hi everyone! Ahhhh its just 4 days more before 2008 starts!! Anyway this is my first post chirstmas post so enjoy haha!:) The reason why im blogging today is because Nat told me to freaking do so or else she wouldn't give me the attention Hahaha!!:) Well I don't need it actually lol (How can BBB Boss seek attention from the godfather?!?! Ridiculous indeed!:) haha jk! Anyway Nat, heres another story I experienced today which I thought could be a little funny (although I don't think so haha!:)

Today's lesson: Mangoes and Aunties:)
Before I begin my story, just some stuffs... Went for CO today. Got badly humiliated cuz everyone seemed to be playing far better than me hahaha! Anyway time to practice hard as the performance is just a couple of days away!

Okay okay before I get too draggy... let me begin!!:)
I recalled a newspaper advertisement yesterday by fairprice (NTUC Nat, not WALMART, in case you forgotten lol!) which had lots of small pictures in it, of which a picture of "Mangoes" was in it! Ladies and gentlemen, these are no ordinary mangoes from Thailand or Malaysia but the super famous "R2E2" mangoes from Australia woohoo!!! Whats more?!?! They were selling each piece for only $2.95 instead of the usual $4.50!! Being a huge fan of this sweet juicy evil fruit (cuz it has the power to seduce people like me and definitely much more powerful than dope), I couldn't help but rush down to Lot 1 to buy them the next day (which is today!)

When I rushed down after my CO, I was surprised that there was not a soul at the R2E2 mango section!! I was early Hooray!!:) Ha.ha.ha... I wasn't... In fact, I was late, SO Late that people thought I was a mad mango freak coming at this hour to take the rotten leftovers... how dumb!:( I believe this to be the work of the morning aunties who were here hours before NTUC even opened haha!:O All that were left were just one shelf full of mangoes instead of two and a half shelves... darn I was too slow for them! Anyway, with all that were left, I decided to try my luck in choosing some (I couldn't bear to leave empty handed:)

Now here came challenge 1: Experience...
Being a fool when it comes to buying fruits, I had a hard time looking and choosing the mangoes. Things were kinda like this: I saw a mango that looked good, yay I picked it up and the portion hidden from my sight revealed itself and it was mouldy, crap.... so I had to put it back. Then I carried on staring (admiring actually) the shelf of mangoes again. The more I looked, the more things got confusing. One by one.. all the mangoes looked the same, green +pink+orange+ yellow.. Hahaha!:) I was lost!!! Being completely aware my eyes were playing irritating tricks on me, I decided to give my "often blocked" nose a chance to redeem itself!! One by one, I picked up mango after mango and gave it a whiff, Mmmmm this one smells good... but wait wait, that one's better, erm NO I think this one's the Best but AIYAH wah lao eh... all smells good leh NOOOOO!!:) I failed, yet again...:(

After doing a thorough examination on all the mangoes on the shelf: weight, size, smell, attractiveness, seduction levels blah blah.. (I think I really did lol!), I decided to give it a second sweep!!
Suddenly out of the blue... one of the thousands of terrorising aunties of CCK entered NTUC. BOOM, BOOM, BOOM... their prominent footsteps echoed through the aisle and certainly did gave me pressure!! (I was hoping they avoided the mango section but I was dead wrong!) Being located right at the main entrance of NTUC, they wouldn't have missed it before the World!! "WAAHHH MANGO PROMOTIIIOOONN!! SO CHEEAAP... OIE AH ENG AH, FASTER GET PLASTIC BAGS STANDBY!" Shouted one of the aunties to her gang member haha!:) And there she went, rummaging through the whole shelf for the mangoes of her choice... My forehead was perspiring cuz there was COMPETITION!! And the spirit of Singaporean Kiasuism set in. I kept motivating myself..." You can Lose Jordan! YOU CAN'T! If you let those aunties choose and take the best mangoes away and leave you with those smelly rotten ones they've pressed, licked and farted on, you'll go home empty handed, and the feeling of shame, failure and guilt of not buying the mangoes for your family and falling under the hands of the invincible auntie will follow you and scar you all the way till the day you DIE!

Noooooo!! This cannot happen! Wahhh... instantly like a mad man, I rummaged through every corner and fished out all the mangoes Muhahahaha!!:) Moments later out of the blue, one muscular man decided to enter the race to get a slice of Mango glory! but even before he could get his eyes on the mangoes, all the aunties kinda gave him a look.... YES a look soooooo EVIL and had this clear message which said, "GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE and DONT YOU DARE TOUCH THESE MANGOES OR ELSE WE'LL SMASH YOUR ALREADY SWOLLEN BODY WITH OUR FAT ASTRONOMICAL ARSES WITHOUT ANY MERCY!!!!!" Being totally aware that he had freaked out and messed his white pants cuz there was an obvious colour change (yellow at the front and brown at the back), he decided to drop out of the race awwww...

All the aunties, being aware that I was becoming more skilful by the minute and were pressurised by my berserk mango madness behaviour, started to pick up speed and became faster than me, eventually. Suddenly, the flashback of smelly farted mangoes, shame, failure & guilt appeared in my head again!! It was BAD and I CAN'T LOSE OUT!! Then I decided to use a little cheat code heehee:) I ran to one corner and called my mum!!! "Hey Mum but this is kind of important... (I didn't give her a chance to say hello lol:), how do you choose a mango?" I believed she had very much wanted to punch me for being so daring by calling her up right in middle of her working hours asking her " how the heck do I choose a Mango?!?!" Well but eventually, she told me and gave me all the secret skills I needed to arm myself against the invincible aunties who could have easily reversed armaggedon and made the hulk look like a fool lol!!:)

After hanging up the phone, I ran back to the shelf and became merciless... Using all the skills my mum equipped me, I managed to grab a bag full of mangoes and with a sense of great achievement and excitement, I ran screamed my way down the aisle to the maggi noodle section!! There, I started counting my money and OH CRAP... I only had 8 dollars and I still needed to buy cup noodles Darn!!>:( In the end, I had to give up three of the five mangoes I had chosen... very VERY sad indeed:....(

Anyway, I still had the best two mangoes and I hugged them and ran all the way back home, for fear that some of those aunties, who had suffered a terrible defeat back at NTUC and couldn't swollow their humiliation, would snipe me down with one of those rifles from the surrounding HDB blocks... Fortunately, I made it back home, alive and in One piece and my two beloved mangoes are sitting in the fridge resting right now muhahahaha!:)

This whole experience took me more than 1.5 hours ...whoa!! And the lesson learnt, When it comes to fighitng for something you've long to have: SPARE NO MERCY! Muhahaha!!

The winner for today's fierciest mango competition,
Kovski!:) Hooray!!

Its Friday!

2007-12-21T17:11:00.000+03:00

Hi once again!:) Im bored... and this weather has left me with a nose so blocked, I had to breathe through my ears whoa!!:( Went to work today, was a little moody cuz the packing load seems to increase rather than shrink and its irritating me!!! Went for lunch later with my Mum and was like rude to her (was like replying orh, em, ok, yah, oh, "silence") when she asked me a question) cuz I was moody (sorry mum!) We then went to the nearby fruit shop to buy some grapes and apples. Suddenly comes experiment 1: Controlling your bladder!:)

I had the urge to visit the toilet way before lunch, but was too busy to go so I thought control anyway... but things got pretty bad after one hour (after lunch + visit to the fruit shop and NTUC). As I walked back to the office with my Mum, my legs started to shiver... and ohhhhh it was SO BAD!! I started walking faster and faster and was eventually jogging and my Mum had to tail me for like 500m all the way to the office in her heels! Haha it was pretty dumb of me not to explain why I was in a hurry when she asked why but believe me... I was in agony lol!:)

I was glad I made it to the office lobby but I soon realised a deadly challenge: Taking the lift that travel 2 storeys up every second for 36 floors. (Remember this theory where everything that goes up must come down? And that when everything in forced up will be severely forced down?? Yeah now you got it cuz my situation was based on the freaking "forcing up and down theory" thing!:)
I started to panic, but NO NO NO!! I can't panic cuz im so close to unleashing nature's fury onto everyone in the lift!! I couldn't imagine ruining my day with a (from light blue to dark blue pair of jeans), becoming "talk of the day" in front of a group of ang mohs in the lift, and be a curse victim by the poor cleaner who must be wondering "Who the heck spilled citrus lipton all over the lift floor?!"

Yeah... the lesson learnt from this controlling of pee saga thing: Don't go against nature hahaha!!:)

Okay moving on, went for Co after work today: after so many months!!! rehearsed okay for my instrument and bumped into Mdm Tan! (Nat you know who!) She was like jokingly scolding me for being thick skinned to come and see her LOL:) Yeah but I knew she wasn't serious about the scolding, I hope, haha!:) But I felt guilty the moment I saw her... I have skipped so many lessons and am lagging behind so badly!!! The concert is just two weeks away and I hope il be able to make the difference in two lessons. wahhh so taxing!!:...( Anyway I promised her I would go down next week!

Okay people, I think thats all for today and do look back for more entries!:) Forget about the godfather.... be Hip, be Cool! Join Triple B (Batam Beach Boies)!

The Boss,
Kovski
Punisher of 47837 spoilt brats of society so far

Good Day!

2007-12-19T18:31:00.000+03:00

Hi everyone! Its me, Punisher Kovski!:) IM so glad I took the effort to blog again cuz I thought wouldn't dope:) Anyway, remember the previous posts which had my super "Keanu Reeves" face in it? YES! I received comments from the ailing godfather (started wearing diapers already cuz he couldn't control his bowels, and obviously the cold weather has caused him to shiver, leading to all the shit all flowing out. Awww so sad lol:) Come to Batam godfather, and I promise you year round sunshine, even in places where the sun doesn't shine lol!). yeah, as I was saying, the godfather was obviously darn jealous that I looked too good that he decided to cover it up with a huge load of criticisms... haha (smart move, but not smart enough for triple B's boss ha.ha!! But that move precisely gave everything away mu.ha.ha.ha (He's so bad at it lol:)

Basically, I feel he's hinting to me for more pics lol, so I decided to post some (our Trip to terminal three!! Nat, you'll be impressed really!:) but I do not have many pics of the airport but il post the pics of my class there anyway:) It was a fun trip, I mean going out as a class, however, the iternery for that trip was boring: we had to test run the new skytrains. Two tries and that was about it. BORING!! but it was fun going out as a class:)

Holidays have started woohoo! But im now stuck with work; at my mum's office helping them to pack their office. It was fun, but I never knew accountants can be so disorganised. I had to read every document, pack them up, do data entry blah blah blah, and it was HELL!!!:( I think im going to demand more pay already. Cost of living has gone up... so salary must go up also heehee!:)

Tomorrow is CO day yay!:) And I hope il be able to do some studies cuz I feel im lagging behind:( Thats about it people!! And oh yah haha, im going back to beijing again. FOR THE THIRD TIME LOL! Strange, im never bored of that place:) okay okay thats enough got to go bye!:)

Went off to punish some kids down the block,
Kovski.

Enjoy the pics!:)

Here are the Crazy 7:)
Here's Aizhen (3rd from left), with Scholarly gang (joking:) Nazurah, Sock Ching, Fiona, Andrea and Mei Yin Chang Er (She wasn't supposed to be inside lol jk!:)

The uriner in T3. Theres a reason why I took this pic, can you see the black dot?
Yes this one!!!:) Its a housefly printed on the Uriner. You're supposed to aim at this fly so as to "drown" it in your cruel pee, otherwise it will sting you and spead all kinds of diseases muhahaha!:) Very creative and useful, especially for those who can't seem to aim properly tsk tsk!:)

Here's Dtrm 04!

And another, with Ms Chen in it:)

With emphasis on Justina (Verbal abuse victim)

Heres more!

And Thats all:)

IM BACK!!

2007-12-13T15:18:00.000+03:00

Hi everyone! Really sorry but I have been dead busy these past few weeks. The projects just keep comin', assignments keep piling and exams are drawing near! IM dead beat and finally after two weeks of gruelling presentations, project work etc, i can finally let me hair down and prepare myself for the holidays woohoo! BBB is growing and till date, I have a couple of hundred loyal gang members willing to die for me muhahaha!!! Some new guidelines and rules I have set for them: 1) Save on bullets as earth's minerals are running low. Redusce the usage of guns as manufacturing them requires precious metals too. (Try to use your finger to shoot the bullets if possible) 2) Make assassinations as clean and environment friendly as possible, cleaning up bloody messes will waste lots of water. 3) Keep Batam clean and free from irritating kids and naughty ones muhaha, cane and whop the hell out of them if they are up to no good. 4) update this blog:)

Thats about it for the time being... studies comes first you know!:) Anyway, Changi duties are fun and ive learnt too much over the past few months! DTRM 04 has bonded and im so glad our class relationship has strengthened!! :) Anyway tomorrow will be our class outing to Changi airport terminal three woohoo! I can't wait. John, Chu ping, Han Wee (classmates) have yet to "verbally assassinate" Justina cuz she has "high self esteem" ha.ha.ha! I have decided to drop out of this verbal war cuz my mouth is aching and swollen lol!:) Ezcema has set in on my mouth and face and I think Justina has placed a spell on me. Darn she's dead! Besides, she will go down sooner or later!

Lesson was boring and i think im drifting away from studies. I have skipped classes quite a number of times cuz im too tired, lazy and partially tied down by the completion of all the project work!:...( Ssssaaavvvveee meee!! (Im kidding. I don't need to saved. IM powerful and mean, evil and invincible, and might end up killing you when you're bathing in the toilet mu ha ha ha!:)

Thats is people.. The head of the BBB must take his leave. Do not atttempt to disturb him or fishballs will be shooved up your nostrils. Will update soon!:) Oh yah... here are some pics I took today in school hahaha. Formal day and happened to be role play so I had to dress up:) I could find any proper clothes so I just had to wear my mafia suit oh yeah...:)

The boss and punisher of 32,486 naughty, spoilt brats of society till date,
Kovski

Enjoy the pictures!

Nazurah & Yu Xuan thie cute cardboard figurines! (From left, Nazurah herself, Chang er Mei Yin, Vivian (hardly every fair), Yu Xuan herself and some guy I don't recall in our class:)
Heres some of the most dashing BBB members: From left, John the assassin (also head of Good boys association), Roberto Gonzalez of Spain aka Chu ping, the head and boss of BBB (me) and Han Wee the verbal assassin!!:)
The three guys with Justina (victim of the verbal assassination plot and the girl who seeemed to have huge balls that her legs are wide open in this picture hahaha!!;) jk Justina! Vivian, the nanny whose always roasted and trys to scold anyone she sees weak lol! and Hui Juan (The girl with skin, bones but no muscles haha jk!
The three girls.
John the assassin (boss of "good boys association) and me, Head of triple B. Buddy want a smoke?:)

Help!!

2007-11-01T14:59:00.000+03:00

Hello everyone! Im dying already... somebody, please teach me how to change my blogskin alright??:) Shunli, darryl anyone hahaha I think im becoming obselete:)

Okie happenings for today: Went for CO during noon time and pretty much enjoyed it... Vivian nanny didn't come, dope, she'd better next week or il boil off her organs heehee:)

Went with Darryl babe and Shunli Momma and ate gloriously at Mayim!! Delicious and enjoyed ourselves very very much!! Darryl and Shunli, must meet again soon I can't wait:)

I think im getting diabetes soon cuz I just finished 300grams of jelly beans (Buttered popcorn, peach, vanilla flavours) Oh boy, I think its time I boil some bitter gourd soup and eat em raw. I think thats it everyone. Batam Beach Bois (triple B in short) is growing, but its difficult to carry out operations in Singapore cuz we need to take a ferry. (E.g, we rob a bank, but we still need to go to the ferry terminal, catch a ferry, then escape to Batam. But unfortunately, Batam is an island, smaller than Singapore, so we'll eventually get caught. Darn.

Therefore I am considering to shift my operations to Glorious Africa and rename our mafia group to *drum roll*, Central African Jungle Bois or something..." Till then, stay tuned.. (oh yah, I punished 278 kids today for being disobedient and spoilt)

Kovski

Hello!

2007-10-28T16:46:00.000+03:00

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen once again!! Yes yes I know, you're most probably aiming a five barrel vulcan at me now cuz I have not blogged for many months now. I have to admit im tied down with studies and CCAs + plus my mafia network, which has finally materialised woohoo!! It is based in Batam with branches all over South East Asia. However, I wasn't able to open one branch in Singapore cuz they wouldn't grant me a mafia network license. Darn. People... May I present to you the "Batam Beach Bois". Ha.ha dont laugh Nat, its just a sexaey temporary name:)

Anyway, the severely ageing godfather, exiled in Canada making igloos, declared my blog dead. I very much would like to send some of my disciples to Canada to finish him off (You see, they are pretty capable of making assassinations look like accidents. For e.g, drowning the godfather in a cup of milk but making it seem as if he choked on it. Ha.ha:) Once the Godfather is gone, il be able to take over his Canadian network and then rule the world!!! muhahaha!

Really sorrie Nat... My parents say that its too far. Im pretty much upset myself but promise il go soon... perhaps next year or something. Besides, I need to assist my mafia disciples to identify the Godfather, I don't want them to start shooting innocent people and create an international incident. Correct?? lol:)

Okie okie happenings during the past few weeks... nothing much actually. I realised time flew by too fast. 5 weeks have past already and now is the e-learning week!:) I promised myself to study hard from now onwards and do my best for the exams! Finally after many months not being committed to CO, I have picked up the instrument again and am now preparing for a concert in January yay!!:) Violet!! you better come hor!!

Browsed through our Teck Whye sec year books and I really miss life in Teck Whye. Arghhh how I wish I can turn back the time!:....( ( No no no Jordan, be strong man!! You're now the Big boss of the Batam Beach bois, so you must be strong Grraww!!)

I think thats about it people. My objective to blog today is to Character Assassinate the Godfather. Much after considering some factors (e.g, He's a old hag with a shrivelled face that severely requires ten botox jabs and he has a couple of days left to live...) I might as well gforget it and stop wasting my energy...

Haha okie take care everyone, Darryl babe, Nat, Cui Ying etc etc etc etc. Hope to se ya around! Oh yah... one more thing, Im still the spoilt Brat punisher, punishing spoilt brats of this society (mainly spoilt kids with spoilt brains). Goodbye.

Your Host and spoilt Brat Discipline master,
Kovski!!!
CEO Batam Beach Bois

My Super Duper GYL Camp at Batam!!:)

2007-09-17T17:58:00.000+04:00

Here's Darren (01 rep) and me!:) A pose before departure!

Little Man Zhi Zhong(02) and me:)

Good pal Justina and me for a candid shot! (Justina's departure card apparently recorded her as a male, something I thought was correct LOL jkjk!!:)

Reps Darren (01) and Leonel (02) Wahahaha:) Gary is at the back, in between them!

All set and ready to collect our room keys!!:) Jun sheng my team mate is at right of the picture! Justina is seen here sucking her hand (She's very hungry:), an extremely gross act lol:)

The best buffet lunch is laid out here!!:) Their rendang is so lean and tasty... but the way they cooked their chicken looked really scary cuz it looked like fried human meat haha! It appeared like this for all four days!:)

One of my favourite Picture! An over 300m long jetty over the rocks:)
My beautiful room, of which I shared with Darren and another room mate Ricky!!

The elegant hotel pool!:)

Its the entrance ot the jetty!:)

Some garden landscape...
My favourite shot! It looks so peaceful and tranquil!!:)
The super beautiful sunset!
View from the end of the jetty!
And the sun went down...
Close ups!

All the DTRMs!! Plus a few alien visitors haha:)jkjk! From Left, then to the back, then hop to right row and all the way to the front: good classmates and pals Justina (The girl seen eating herself!:) Vivian, Yan Ting (DAC), Vivian's room mate who I, embarrasingly forgotten, Little man Zhi Zhong, 01 rep Darren, 02 Rep Leonel, new found pals Priscila and Sarah and most importantly, ME!!:)
The path from our room!
The whole gang ive recruited to join my mafia network muhahah!:) the whole GYL camp participants:)
Heres Junsheng (team mate) sitting next to me, high on drugs!
All cracking our heads to solve a brain puzzle!! (fyi, Justina and I were acting serious haha!!)

Team HOOKERS WRECKERS!!!:)
Our trademark HOOK-ME-UP SIGN!!:)
Day 2 sunset!
Some aesthetic emo art lol:)
village kids in the water:) reminds me of my childhood days hahaha, so deprived and brutally abused LOL:)

The watersports centre!
The "sun-dry gang" all in the sun drying our clothes!:)
Day three sunset
The super long and beautiful jetty!
A coconut tree:)

Team mates Cecilia, Felicia and Me!:)
Team picture again with our clothes, eye patch and bandanas!!
A pic with our group in charge Mr David Tan!:)
Jun Sheng, Brandon and me all acting cute and sexy!
The girls in my group, Wan Lian, Yan Ting, Jia Yi, Justina (The girl who ate her hand) and Shyanne!

Hello everybody! Im finally back from Batam (two days ago). I really enjoyed and humiliated myself and im more than willing to tell you my whole trip experience!:) +++ Lots of Pics I took!

Day1

The Rain was horrific when I woke up and made my way to Tanah Merah ferry terminal. Met up with Zhi Zhong and Leonel and took the train to Tanah Merah! Leo looked half-dead cuz he attended a chalet the previous night and we thought he had a horrible shag which let him looking so sulky, depressed and weird to an extent even his eye bags sagged lol:) jkjk!

Made our way to the ferry terminal and was glad that the sun was starting to show! Met Justina and Vivian and waited for the others to arrive! realising that I had forgotten to bring my insect repellent, I went to one of those mama shops to get it and boy oh boy oh boy oh boy, it costs 10 dollars!!! wah lao eh! Its was way over-priced and id rather rub soil on my body than spray that lol:)

Then darren was kind enough to offer me his repellent. Thanks Darren! Aiyoh cannot like this! At this rate im writing my essay, il end then days later so I think to make life easy for my readers, il summarise it!

Made lots of really cool friends from the School of Business and im really proud and respectful of my team: Hookers Wreckers!! Yes!! There weren't any spelling errors lol:) Il lay out my whole album of pics and will talk about them so please so enjoy!:)

I had lots of fun, severely humiliated myself during the skit cuz I had to dress up like a marine animal (please guess!:) Im suicidal even thinking about it!! Enjoyed all the outdoor avtivities such as the rafting, watersports (I think dragon boat and kayaking seems easy lol:), low-ropes. Blended quite well with my super duper team mates, bought lots of stuffs for myself and three packets of peanuts for my parents, who scolded me like armageddon for giving them peanuts as gifts:)

Blended and bonded stronger with my DtRM Pals and even made new ones like sweet Sarah and Priscila! DTRM ROCKS MAN!!:) I have been calling Justina a Man these four days. I felt guilty for it...but the enjoyment and the look on her face was.... PRICELESS LOL JKJK:)Don't take it too hard hor Justina, I didn't mean it! Ive become stronger to be able to withstand the screamings from nanny Vivian hahaha! You're so dead vivian, you're GOIN Down haha!:)

Thats all folks and im definitely going back again!!:)

take care people,

your host,

Kovski!!! (Stay away form drugs and I still punish spoilt brats!)

Hello Once again!!

2007-09-09T17:46:00.000+04:00

Wah two weeks past already!! And ive definitely gained lots of experience during the past two weeks! (Serving people both good and evil!!:) Went down last friday to collect my salary and boy oh boy, ive never felt so good with a handful of blue notes on my hand haha! Unfortunately, ive become more money minded ever sinc I worked dame it!!:(

Aiyah, but what to do! Who doesn't want money?!? I do of course! But now here lies the problem, how should I set my MPC (Marginal Propensity to consume) and MPS (to save?!?!) Hahahaha!!:) I know I know, you all must be thinking, " Wah lao eh!! Why is Kovski starting all this freaking economic bullshit?!?! Dame him and econs!!!" I would answer, " Actually its useful you know! You'll then know how much to save and how much to spend!!" (I know of some people, Joy ahem, who in her economic terminology, only knows how to spend lol!! jkjk Joy!:)

Here are some things Im dying to get but I know I would blow all my cash away should I buy everything! here's the list and I want you to decide for me!!:)

1) A pair of Office Pants from over-priced Topman
2) A pair of flip-flops from Four Skins, very cheap!! Only single digit lol:)
3) A long-sleeved shirt from Topman (Over-priced again)
4) A pair of cargo bermudas from Nautica
5)A pair of Office Shoes from Hush puppies
6) A kitchen knife so I can kill myself and not get any of those above!:) (In my desperate bid to save)
7) Hire an assassin so Il be dead even before I realise it (I have this tendency not to end my life due to fear and stupidity cuz I don't know where to stab myself:)
8) Give my money away ( You selfish bastard!! Want my money right?!? RIGHT!?!?:)

Help Help Help!!! What should I get?!?! Im so lost:...( Some times I wonder How Vivian, Chu Ping and John sepnd their salary lol! I know John spent it on fattening goat milk protein powder and Chu Ping was declared a bankrupt not long ago for spending ten times the amount he earned hahaha jkjk!!:)

Yay yay yay tomorrow Il be off with Darryl and pals to Marina bay for steamboat!! I can't wait to have some fun woohoo!!:) Then il be off the next day to Indonesia for my desperate bid to choose a wife and start my mafia network in Batam to exterminate spoilt brats of society!!! hahaha!!:) (Leadership camp lah!!)

I will blog when im back so do check back for updates!!:) And oh yeah oh yeah dont' forget to vote on what I should buy or do to my life haha:) Il be more than grateful for your opinions!:)

Take care people!!
Your host and spoilt brat punisher still,
Kovski!!!

My attempt at the longest blog post ever! (On my blog only!)

2007-09-05T13:12:00.000+04:00

Hello everyone!! Today, I shall attempt my longest blog post ever by talking about my super duper one of a kind work experience at Suntec Convention Centre and the Oriental!:) As usual, ive picked up lots of skills and enjoyed myself very much! Il tell you about my experiences rather than tarnishing the image of these two workplaces! (In other words, il brag about my workplace and experiences rather then curse it!!)

Tuesday...

I got up at 6am, feeling excited cuz its my first day at Suntec:) I got changed and took a train down. Met Vivian and Justina at Cityhall and tried to swallow as much food as possible for fear of dying of starvation halfway by skipping lunch!! We then went to the office area and got dressed into our uniform (Very classy mandrin collar coat material that will definitely tempt anyone to steal!!) They guy toilets are usually empty cuz busloads of aunties throng the whole convention centre!! Believe me, they are no ordinary aunties! they are able, strong, determined, very adorable, helpful, hospitable and ENGLISH EDUCATED!! (How bizzare indeed! I know it is beyond my explanation but since young, I have developed this "fetish" for aunties LOL!!:) I truly respect them in everything they do despite how they are!! they rock man haha!! i know darryl is "auntie-fetish" too heehee!!:)

The work environment is very different between Suntec and the Oriental. Oriental is filled with a large population of teenagers and youths while Suntec is dominated by lots of aunties!! Cheers to Suntec for supporting the "Please hire the old campaign" haha!:) But surprisingly, the administration in Suntec is way more productive and efficient then in the Oriental! Throughout the whole event, many of the aunties were extremely helpful in helping us adapt to the environment and they display a good sense of humour! Sadly, I really pity them cuz they are always scolded by the higher in charge for not doing their job well!!:( I mean come on!! Given their old age, it is really remarkable they are working already so why the heck do you scold them?!!?! I remembered one incident where this young guy (Must be some big shot lah) started shouting at the aunties cuz some customers complained that they were not shown a smile while being served. I understand that we as customers deserve a level of quality service cuz of the money we pay, but waiters and servers are humans too leh, so why are you expecting such a ridiculouly high level of service standard??! somemore from aunties?!?!! Please understand the hell they have to go through by doing the shit some of you feel its ''low-class'' but in my perspective, is the most respectable job in society!! Il show you a scene of a waiter's life and you'll understand!

Wah im sorrie my readers but this "scolding" does not refer to you so please don't feel so bad!! (Unless you're one of those "ridiculous customers" I talked about a few sentences ago!:) Im just feeling mad cuz I dont' see why service providers should be ranked one of the lowest-paid jobs in the working society when they have to work murderous shifts and perform heavily daunting tasks!!! I think must complain to Ministry of manpower already, this is getting out of hand lol!!:)

Okie people! Here are my work experiences for the past three days!

Tuesday...

We gathered at the staff pantry and waited to be assigned to our groups! Fortunately, all three of us were grouped together! We went to the third storey and prepared for our first event: Morning tea-time buffet event for one thousand guests. As usual, I had to clear dishes, walk around and that was about it!! However, during the first hour, I was assigned to a buffet area where apparently no one noticed. So I was literally standing and doing nothing (something which I really hate cuz time flies really slowly like that and its really taxing on my feet!!) Then one of the guest came over and said: "Wah, how come here so much food one?!?! Can all these food be eaten of not?!"

Then I replied," Of course sir! Please help yourself to the food!!"

"Okie okie thanks. This is a blessing man! These people all cock eye one!"

Haha I was thinking whether to reply or not cuz I very much would have wanted to say, " Yah lor yah lor! Stupid bunch of people, got food cannot see, blind man!" But I knew the results would be nasty, so I just smiled and said," please enjoy your food!" Hahahaha!! After the whole event, we had to clear up and prepare for the second event: A four course western lunch for 1000+ guests! I was separated from Vivian and Justina and placed under the supervision of a coordinator by the name of Benson, a very nice and friendly man!! Everything was very synchronised and systematic, extremely efficient! Things all went very smoothly and in my opinion, is very slack compared to the Oriental administration. I enjoyed myself very much and befriended many aunties! We were all dismissed at three sharp (Exactly on the dot!) Fortunately, my feet werent badly bruised up by all the walking!!:) End of day 1! (Enjoyed myself!)

Wednesday...

Luckily, Work today started 10 so I got to sleep a little later! (Woke up at 8!) Went off to meet John and Chu ping (newbies and a guilty bunch of people who owe me employment fees!!! haha jkjk!:) Vivian joined us later cuz she had to attend some stuffs to attend to in the morning! John and Chu Ping were excited cuz it was their first day but I don't think it should be a problem for them other then their HAIR!!! goodness! Luckily they didn't get a trashing from the boss haha!:) Got changed and went to assemble at the HR office. I thought today was supposed to be an in-house event, however I was wrong. Today's event was an OC (outdoor catering) type for the Giant phone company Nokia! (300 guests!) Ive definitely learnt lots of things from this event.

10a.m: started loading tons of wine, ice, food, tables, huge sacks of supposedly dead bodies up lorry after lorry. Ive just worked my ass off for less than two hours and I began sweating like a mad dog. It was insane! Bet i lost lots of weight that day haha! We then took a lorry to market place. On the lorry, one of the guys started smoking, a ridiculously silly action cuz the smell was stuck in the lorry. Already smelling of sweat (at least I was wearing deodourant), i began smelling like a smoker. Dame it dame it dame it, I was so close to scarring his face with the red hot cigarette but then i thought, aiyah, this guy most probably took a few years off his smoke-filled life already so let him be.

Once we arrived, we spent the next few hours in a huge tent located on the car-park roof shifting and ensuring the perfection of the setting. Initially, the tent was cold for the first few minutes and it felt comfortable. but suddenly one by one, the air-con stated breaking down and the whole tent became a sauna. With gamma rays entering the tent and wind being blocked by the plastic sheets, temperatures soared. Trust me, id rather freeze than melt and the heat was too intense for me to bear. Everyone started unbuttoning their shirts (im only refering to the guys please lol) and rolling up thier sleeves. darn those air cons!!!!

Having moved about doing strenous work for almost 5 hours, it was a blessing when I was ordered to stand guard outside the toilet to prevent contractors from using the ''hand towels'' which were placed outside. I know it seemed like a low-life job but it was the only time I could rest!!:) When the whole dinner event kicked off, I was assigned to take care of the second most-important VIP table. I was surprised and honoured cuz usually the most experienced waiters would be assigned to the important tables. Lucky me!! During these moments, life was really stressful cuz I had to juggle between serving cocktail at the bar and serving my guests at the VIP table. I was so glad I didn't drop any glasses cuz that would have been the end of my part-time career!!:) Imagine trying to balance ten empty champagne glasses with one hand and racing more than 200m to the stewarding area, it was nerve-wrecking and I had the strong urge to mess my pants everytime I had to make the trip (Luckily my pants were black lol:)

Everything seemed very hectic but went on smoothly. I also had the privilege to serve Nokia's big boss his desert! hahahaha so cool!!:) Unfortunately, I didn't have the time to get some laxatives to give him a bad stomach cuz I very much am an anti-nokia fan!!!:( After the whole event, we had to shift huge tables and unload everything onto the lorries. By the time we were dismissed, it was already 1.30am. Sway sway for Chu ping and John who had to endure such shit on their first day. I understand if they developed the banquetphobic syndrome haha!!:)

Thursday:

By the time i got home, it was already 3 a.m. My feet were so sore till they were beyond recognition (all blue-black in colour as if gangrene had set in grosss!!!). I managed to catch two hours of sleep before my next shift which starts at 7.am! According to the HR dept, today's event is held in-house, and yes:) they didn't lie! However, today's event is completely opposite of the OC event held yesterday! Instead of moving around working (apparently time flies much faster this way), I had to stand and guard a coffee station for 12 hours!!! It was hell and my feet were in extreme agony! Standing still seem to be more exertive on your feet than walking around! Soon, another day passed!:)

Saturday:

Yeah, its more or less the same except it was on a larger scale (more than 1,500 guests!!). It was NUH's annual dinner and dance. Luckily, my table guests were friendly nurses and they treated me well with respect! (maybe because they are service providers too so they understand the hell we have to go through everytime we work!) Got home at 12.30am!

Sunday:

Apparently the worse working day of my LIFE!! It was so screwed up!!! Today's event was a school 90th celebration event adn there were a huge bunch of kids, parents, teachers and guests! The guests, firstly, gave me an extremely bad impression of that ''prestigious'' school in Clementi. The kids were arrogant and spoilt brats, their parents were a over-protective of their children lot and extremely arrogant too! I know I enjoy working in the service sector but I really HATE working and serving arrogant bastards!! The kids ran around the place as if they were in a playground and rolling all over the place. They took drinks from the tray you're holding when you're not aware, causing the tray to wobble and nearly collapse and fall, then they stand right in front of you and laugh. That, ladies and gentlemen happened to me and I was thinking whether to laugh at them if I smacked their faces with my metal tray, causing all their brittle little teeth to drop.

A few separate incidents involved me having to serve those bloody young brats drinks. I had to greet them and serve them drinks while they gave me the "get away from me you filthy low-class untermenche (sub-human)" look. If this was a violent society, I would have kicked them in their petit faces, smack them hard with my tray then splash their wounds with a nice cold glass of acidic coke then ask politely," Sir, would you like somemore?" Man, whats wrong with today's kids?! Even those grown up ones, behaved so arrogantly. I mean, being smart isn't useful one bit if one has an emotional quotient of a robot!! If I were president, I would exterminate all arrogant spoilt kids and make the older ones dig holes!!!:)

Okie okie, next problem, I kept forgetting one particular table I had had to serve, so much so that they were lagging behind by two dishes!! A horrible mistake and I got scolded by my coordinator. Luckily, things went smoothly after that. Next mistake (the one which left me feeling depressed the whole day), I dropped my tray onto the floor, infront of the guests. it was extremely embarrassing when people gathered around to look. Some kind souls were nice enough to ask me if I was ok and luckily, my coordinator didn't notice it and I managed to get away with it:) The events happened today was horrible for me, maybe because it was a sunday and I didn't go to church:(... But this certainly gave me second thoughts of working at suntec again. One of my collegues whom I worked with was so problematic that I couldn't work with her and we were quarrelling non-stop! When things went smoothly, she kept bugging me and I wanted to end my life in front of the thousands of guests on stage!!! Maybe the guests won't even notice me cuz im too low-class for them!! In addition, the aunties that day were shockingly fierce and unfriendly, completely opposite of what I thought of them LOL:) I still miss working at the Oriental:....(

Thats about it people! There were many other days Ive worked but these were some of the interesting experiences Id like to share with you all that I will never forget!! And oh Yes, I believe ive created my longest post ever woohoo!!:)

Thats all folks, do take care!!:)
Your host and punisher ( of spoilt brats),
Kovski!!!

2007-08-31T19:08:00.000+04:00

[x] I know how to make a pot ofcoffee..nescafe 3 in 1
[x] I keep track of dates using acalender.[ ] I own more than one credit card.
[ ] I know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] I know how to do my own laundry.
[ ] I vote every election.
[x] I can cook for myself.
[x] I think politics are exciting
[ ] I balance my checkbook.
[ ] My parents have better things to say than my friends.
Total:5

[x] I show up for school/college/workevery day early.
[ ] I always carry a pen in mypocket/purse.
[x] I've never gotten a detention.
[X] I have never smoked a cigarette.
[ ] I have never gotten completely trashed.
[ ] I have forgotten my own birthday at least once.
[x] I like to take walks by myself
[x] I've watched talk shows.
[x] I know what 'credibility' meanswithout looking it up.
[ ] I drink coffee at least once a week.
Total:6

[x] I know how to do the dishes
[x] I can count 1 to 10 in another language.
[x] When I say I'm going to do something I do it.
[x] My parents trust me.
[ ] I can mow the lawn.
[x] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
[x] I remember to water the plants.
[x] I study when I have to.
[x] I pay attention at school/college.
[x] I remember to feed my pets.
Total:9

[x] I can spell 'experience' without looking it up
[ ] I work out on a regular basis.
[x] I clean up my own mess
[ ] The people at Starbucks know me byname.
[ ] My favorite kind of food is takeout.
[ ] I have gained weight sincemiddle/high school.
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get caffeine.
[x] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
[x] I understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] I can type quickly.
Total:5

[x]I have realized that the weatherforecast changes every hour.
[ ] My only friends are from my place of employment.
[ ] I have been to a tupperware party
[ ] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] I have more bills than I can pay.
[ ] All(most) my friends are older than I am.
[x] I can say no to staying out all night.[x] I use the internet every day.
[x] My wardrobe hasn't changed in awhile.
[x ] I can read a book and actually finish it.
Total:5.

Okie okie apparently Joy asked me to do this and it seemed really fun so I thought no harm trying it haha:) my total score (the age i get married: 31 YEARS)....

Ladies and gentleman... I have to declare myself the reason for Singapore's severely declining population haha!:)

The five people who must do this or they'll get married ten years after their inital date muhahahaha!!!:)

Darryl
Shunli
Nat
Wah sorrie...no more I can think of! AIYAH Everybody in Singapore do lah...so we can try solve the declining population ONCE AND FOR ALL LOL:)

Your host,
Kovski!!!

Last one down and ITS OVER!!

2007-08-25T18:04:00.000+04:00

Yes!! Finally after one week of pain, blood, sweat, stomachaches and frequent weird urges to go to the balcony and fly down... I can FINALLY ENJOY!! Though the papers were managable and I screwed up a little, all in all everything was good to go!:) Now my next mission for the holidays: "Get a job, feed my bank account, keep fit and interact with my friends!" Fortunately, now im stuck with two fantastic jobs so my next whole week is completely jammed-packed!

Im trying to squeeze as much money as possible from my work, no matter how life-threatenng it may get. But most importantly, I hope to gain as much experience from working! Ive managed to dragged John and Chu Ping to go for the interview...but weird enough, they were not called down for it. John was depressed I know lol (Im kidding), so I called up the Oriental hotel to see if they needed any vacancies and true enough, they were desperate!!:) Im your hero John and Chu ping, BOW BEFORE ME!!:)

I really hope I will enjoy the holidays and start studying hard for my second year! Comex is coming up and I really hope I can get my dream sony camera!! For all those who didn't, I love photography, especially in scenery and buildings!! Although I suck so bad at it, it doesn't really matter cuz I enjoy every moment of it!!:) Il post some pics I took during my second trip to Beijing/Chengde (the city ive come to love) to make the blog look "not so wordy". Ive long wanted to share with you my wonderful experience in Beijing during winter but it kept slipping off my mind! Finally, FINALLY I Remembered!!:) Enjoy!

Gladly, my post is beginning to look longer than the previous one haha yay! Here were and are some happenings for last and the coming week!:) Went back to Teck Whye with lots of columbians to rehearse for our item on Teacher's Day 07! We've planned out this "high school musical medly" thing and I really hope it will be a success!! I think that was about it for the week!!

Well next week will be a great week ahead! On tuesday, it'll be my first day at Suntec and I hope all will turn out well!! (I really hope those aunties there aren't that kind of flesh eating monsters that will eat the tasty flesh of really cool and sexaey people like me!! Erm Justina and Vivian wont be that delicious and tantalising anyway...... HAHA Im kidding, really!!:)

Wednesday and Thursday will be at the Oriental and il be experiencing something new called OC (outdoor catering). Sounds really interesting but I hope il be able to handle the new stuff!!:) Luckily, john and Chu Ping will be joining me so I won't be that lonely after all!! (Im really not sure if Vivian's coming though:) Okie people, thats all about it. Il have lots of stuffs to blog next week so do check back!! Finally, take care people!

Do Enjoy the Pics!!

Your Host,

Kovski!!!

Tiananmen, Gate to the Forbidden City
Tiananmen Square
Streets of Tianjin

Kunming Lake, frozen

Walkway, Temple Of Heaven
Tenple of Heaven
My Signature Shot!:) For you information, I was holding my breath and wondering whether should I commit sucide if I fell into the pool of blood, shit and cigarette butts LOL:) My brother had the guts to pee in it haha!!!:)
One of my favourites (Nestled in the woods)
Part of the Gurad Tower, Great Wall! fyi, all the shrubs you see in here as all planted by man!!:)

Right from the Top! (-5 degrees!) pretty cold!
Top of the World!!!
Base, temperature was 0 at that time!
The palace roofs, Forbidden City
Beijing

Beijing City, Old and New

Modernisation in Action
Busy Roads
Beijing's Financial District

Roads
Financial District (This pic that looked like Seoul!)
approaching 3pm (World trade Centre)
Purple Skies! (pollution and dust produced this effect!!)
BeiHai Park, freezing lake

Beijing TV Tower
Rural Beijing
Life in the hutongs
Yuexiu Market, nightlife
The desert Sun.

Mountains of Hebei
Everything you see here is FROZEN haha!!:) Even the ground and the air is!
Thats me and my brother, ''sledging on 2 metre thick ice!"
Me trying to act all cute in the -14 degree air!! haha believe me, I couldn't sustain that smile for a few seconds cuz my teeth started freezing!!!
Thats me again!:)

Re he (hot river), its so cold and the river refuses to freeze!!!:(
One of my favourites!
Little potola, chengde

Some of my signature shots!

Chengde
Signature 1
My favourite!!!!!:)

2/3 of the exams are over!!

2007-08-20T17:44:00.001+04:00

Yes Yes Yes! Im so glad the important parts of the exams are over!!:) So im down with Tourism principles!

Went for my job interview with Justina and Vivian and we got it yay! The people are pretty friendly and the work environment isn't too bad at all! Im finally holding two jobs so at least I can squeeze as much money out of these two weeks! Went out with Shunli today for a jog! Its been a long long while since ive seen him!:) He looked skinny to me... weird, but maybe im right lol:) Jogged around the longkang a couple of rounds and felt healthier haha!:) (I thought keeping fit is way better than craving for those abs, ceps, masculine gluteus maximus nonsense LOL!:)

Pris also changed! Her set of teeth is beginning to straightened up and the results are beginning to show! Congrats pris! (ANYONE WHO ATTEMPTS TO MAKE A SET OF BRACES AFTER PRIS IS DEEMED A LOSER, LOW LIFE PIECE OF COPYCRAP!!:)

I think my blog entries are getting shorter and shorter and this is NOT GOOD!! But sadly, theres nothing more I can write about. Got to go now people. Il blog soon once I start work and interacting with all those cute sexaey aunties they told me worked there LOL!!:)

take care everybody!:)
Your host,
Kovski!!!

Im Back!!

2007-08-15T12:43:00.000+04:00

Hello everyone! Im finally blogging again!!:) Im so so so sorrie for not blogging for one million years cuz I was drowned with work, studies and assignments blah blah... Well just when I was about to think that life in Poly was relaxing and easy-going, I was dead wrong!! The past few weeks was hell for me. I remembered screwing up my accounting examination just less than two days ago... leaving me in a terrorising state of depression. (After so much ive studied, I SCREWED IT UP?!?!) I have constantly been skipping CO cuz I simply have no time already! Besides all our lecturers and tutors expect alot from our batch and the pressure is simply beyond words!!!

Wah lao eh, its been like what, since the O'levels Ive experienced the worst kind of feeling every student would face, "EXAMINATION STRESS". Im allegic to it and never expected myself to swallow in just as much stress now in Poly. Im dying.... I can see white hairs, my face is wrinkling up.. Man Im Old!! Im back to my psycho self, all mentally weakened,emotional, insane and craving for food!!:...(

Okie okie thats enough of drama mama story!!:) Every bad story comes with a good one! Ive finally found a second job! This time im hoping to secure this job to work at Sunctec Singapore Convention and Exhibition Centre!(Sounds very high class hor?!?!:) haha!) as a banquet server! Money isn't what im going after but its the experience im hoping to gain!!:) Ever since my super duper work experience at the Oriental, I loved it and thoroughly enjoyed my job! Somehow, I enjoyed being treated like shit by some upstairs in charge cuz it makes me mentally and even physically strong for "shits and craps" society can shoot you down with!! However, I hope that this suntec job would be just as fun or even better and that il be able to learn more since il be in this industry when I grow up!!:)

Oh yah, good Ol pals Justina and Vivian also applied for this job so I won't feel so lonely after all yay!!:)

Im afraid thats all my friends! :( I have tons of economics revision to complete and I can't wait for the exams to end so I can start workin' my ass off again!!:) Take care everyone!!

Your Host,
Kovski!!!

The Public Concert '07

2007-07-22T09:38:00.000+04:00

Hello all! The accounting examination is over and finally, FINALLY I have the time to blog:) Besides, the public concert '07 just ended and how can I not blog about it! It was a really fun day!

After classes, which ended at 1 pm, I went off with Chu Ping, John, Vivian and Justina (04 pals!! woohoo:) to the arcade to play. Haha, mysteriously, I fell victim to this "Bishi Bashi, whack the hell out of the buttons game!!" Believe me, it is fun and addictive. At least I don't empty my life savings to this evil game hahaha!!:) Then off we went to Kpool! Wahh surprisingly, I "tycoedly" won John and Chu Ping muhahaha!! Very very weird indeed. Maybe I was in a good mood at that point in time lol:)

Anyway halfway through the game, I realised that it was already four, so I had to rush off to get dres for tonight's event, where I had to meet Natalie (Canadian haha:) and Reuben! hahaha:). Nat dressed well... very well til I thought we were going for prom LOL! Her very sweet and nice auntie had to bodyguard her cuz she was like this super duper limelight in the MRT station!!:) Then we waited for Reuben, met upstairs and off we went to Victoria Concert Hall!!:)

We had to alight at Dover Mrt to retrieve the ticket I had given to Bavaani earlier on. Thanks Bavaani and sorrie for troubling you!:) Hopped onto the train and started chatting non stop. Arrived at Raffles Mrt... went to Mos Burger for Dinner!! Oh yah but before that.. we spent years looking for the outlet. Im not a sexist but I feel that girls are horrific navigators haha:) Nat walked and searched for the outlet while Reuben and I tailed behind her! Finally after walking through a maze of buildings, we made it!!:) Ate our fill and then took a slow walk to the Victoria Concert Hall.

Met lots of teachers and friends. The went to the backstage with Reuben and met Jerome, Cui Ying, Gladys blah blah blah you name it! Suddenly, Darryl babe arrived so we kind of sat down and chit chatted, took photographs and had our "poly-gang" conversation LOL:) After a few moments, we got ourselves into a line and got ready to receive our award!! Wahh Reuben received the loudest screams and cheers cuz his mohawk hairstyle took the whole concert hall by storm!! Darryl came up next, followed by me!! It all happened so fast!:( After the whole prize presentation thing, we made our way up to the second tier (Exclusive area hor!) to enjoy the concert. Met Aunty Margaret (Reuben's Mum), Darryl's parents and many many teachers, including the one who enjoys finding fault with me "Mrs Teo" lol:)

We screamed and shouted non stop and made lots of noise during the whole concert haha:)
After everything ended, Nat, Hoi yee, my brother, me & many many else went off to Marina Square to makan!! We were looking for a place to eat and decided to take on thai food haha. Nat ordered a banana milkshake, very delicious tapioca, my brother ordered a fried rice, Reuben decided to take on Red Ruby and Hoi Yee and I ordered ourselves a bowl of Tom Yum goong each! We tried ordering our dishes by speaking in thai... but that apparently failed badly LOL:) All of us enjoyed ourselves although Hoi Yee and I nearly died of Tom Yum poisoning haha:) The bowl of soup looked very innocent, like a bowl of chick broth. But it has the intensity of cyanide, man it TASTED GOOD!!

After that fantastic meal, we went to Starbucks, sat down, took pictures and conversed! Nat's mum was really kind enough to send us home. We went to the esplanade pick-up point and waited. Nat then spotted her car and ran, in her heels fifty metres before stopping lol!!:) WHOA. Everything ended so quickly...but that was a truly memorable day!!:)

Here are some pictures.. ENJOY!!:)

Here's the Punk Reuben and me!!:)
Nat, Reuben and me at Dover! Notice Nat in a dress lol:)
Jerome, me, Reuben and Darryl babe at the corridor!!
I couldn't resist a pic with Darryl babe could I lol:)

The three of us plus Yu Jia on stage!!
Some superstar solo shot, Reuben!!:)
Darryl and I on stage!
My brother, Reuben, me, Hoi Yee, Natalie at the thai restaurant!:)
Solo shot me heehee!:)

Reuben Solo!
Erm a random pic of nat and Hoi yee in action...
The three of us all acting emotional.. or is it me only hahaa:)
Nat and Hoi Yee, refuses to act emotional!!:(
Thats all folks!:)

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!

2007-07-10T14:35:00.000+04:00

Here's a picture or me, Esther and Vivian! I love their uniform cuz its looks very smart!! SMILE:)

Here's a picture of Vivian and me! Smile again!:)

All Thanks to Yan Qing, I have finally found my long awaited job in a hotel. And guess what?! Theres a bonus... il be working right inside the five star Oriental Hotel under the Banquet Department WooHoo!!!:) According to Yan Qing, they seemed pretty desperate for new workers for the day 7/7/07 and after, so this could be the reason why we were accepted!

It was really exciting as this was my first time working in the F&B department. So just the day before I started work... I prayed that everything would be run smoothly and that I would enjoy myself:)

Saturday
After my music lesson, I immediately rushed down to CityHall to meet Vivian and Yan Qing up!(Vivian was apparently interested to work too!) I nearly messed my pants cuz I was nervous and excited! knowing that it would be our first day, we rushed to the main office so as not to be late. (You know... first impression always counts hehe!!:)

When we headed towards the Banquet Office, everyone seemed to be in a hurry, running up and down, maybe it was because they were preparing for the wedding that night, where all three of us were involved too!:)

I got changed quickly and waited three thousand years for Vivian to get dressed, put on her make-up... aiyah very troublesome girls stuff correct already lah LOL!:) Then we rushed to the office to assemble ourselves! It was really stressful and interesting as the seniors and officers didn't care if we were new or old. They all expect us to perform at our best NO MATTER WHAT! Next, we were assigned to a senior, a very nice girl who then gave us a very quick tour of the whole place; kitchens, ballrooms, atriums, more kitchens, more ballrooms and more atriums lol! Wah lao eh, the whole place seemed as huge as the hotel itself! One could easily lose themselves and be stuck there forever! It was like a maze lah! We tried our very best to familiarise with all the places whoo!!:)

After the tour, all the servers had to gather at the ballroom for a briefing by the big boss! Haha... There's something really interesting about this man. He spoke Cantonese, Hokkien, used vulgurities as a language itself and weird thing is, he appeared extremely calm! Maybe I supposed he had decades of experience in this line of work thats why he wasn't panicking.

We were briefed on the menu, the drinks avaliable, how to use the serving gear, the kinds of glasses and their uses and how fast we are expected to work! Wow... that seemed like a lot of stuff to be swallowed at one go lol:) but it was managable!:) I started asking lots and lots of question like... how much wine must we fill the glass with and how should we pour the wine blah blah blah!! Aiyah panicking already... what to do?!?!! hahahah:)

After all the super heavy briefing, it was the moment of truth!!! Guests started pouring in and filling up that tables. We had to contantly ask them if they wanted any drinks in an extremely polite way and get them their drinks ASAP! We were told off by the seniors should we be caught skiving, scary haha!! then came the serving of the dishes.. we had to move as swiftly as possible in order to make sure that we were moving with time. Portioning the dishes was really really freaky, although it wasn't really much of a problem! There were a few instances when I portioned the dishes unevenly, which resulted in my guests receiving too much or too little food.

While they were enjoying their meal, we had to standby and take out new plates to be replaced as fast as possible, followed by the next dish. At the mean time, we had to constantly refill our table guests with drinks once they were below half glass full! Everything happened very fast and I had problems catching up!!:( Back behind the kitchen, it was CHAOTIC!!! Plates and dishes literally crashed onto the floor by the second hahaha!!:) No one cleared them, not because they didn't bother, but because they were TOO DARN BUSY! So everyone just kicked the plates aside and continued with their duties:) I was so GLAD that I managed to portion the steamed groupa evenly and neatly, and that I didn't spilled any drinks on anyone YAY:) Although there was once I nearly spilled all the fish head gravy on this lady, who kept staring at the plate with this "OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH, ITS GOING TO SPILL!!!"expression. Luckily, I noticed it and immediately carried the huge dish away from her. (Imagine her screaming at me in front of the whole crowd and forcing me to pay up for her beautiful dress, which may cost a few hundred dollars?!?!?! I'd rather slit my wrist and DIE LOL!!

After the whole dinner when everyone left, I thought it was time to go home! but I was DEAD WRONG!! haha.. we ended up clearing tables, stripping the whole ballroom and putting on a whole new set of table cloth and chair covers etc! I was an amazing sight to see the whole ballroom transform from a creamy royal white to dark stylish silver! I had to wash trolleys, shift tables that were larger than me, clear the dishes etc! By the time I ended, it was already three and surprisingly, I wasn't tired! Then managed to take a company sponsered Cab home!! Arrived home at close to 5 am, slept for one hour, then got ready for my next shift at 9 am LOL!!:) Man this was really exhausting and I forced myself out of bed and got ready!

Met Vivian at 8 then walked to The Oriental slowly haha!!:) Her feet were sore and both of us look tired! We then got ready for Sunday's shift, which was a buffet lunch. This time we were under Mr Marcel, a perfectionist coordinator whom I respect!:) Though I received a 'telling off' from him once, I find him a nice guy cuz he gave us a lunch break LOL!:) Vivian and I had missed Lunch, Dinner and breakfast already and we were famished!:(

Buffet was much more relaxing and fun I feel!! I got to know a few really good people, who helped me alot, and they are Esther, a really funny and enthu gal, Andy, who helped me and taught me lots of things on Sunday and many other whom ive forgotten! Thanks guys:) Ive made many friends these two fantastic days and have experienced life as a Banquet server!!:)

Ive learnt alot of things from these two days!!

1) The life of a F&B / service worker
2) Behind the scene where all the action lies, the KITCHEN!!
3) Help one another all the time!
4) Respect you seniors and upstairs!
5) Work hard and carfully!
6) Discipline and responsibility
7) and many many MORE!!
8) Recipe to type my LONGEST POST EVER!!

Im definitely going back to work at the Oriental again cuz I think its a fantastic place to learn and gain valuable experience! Here are two pictures! Im sorrie cuz im not allowed to take pictures of my workplace!!:( Enjoy!!

Best of regards,
Kovski!!!

The MST is OVER yay!!

2007-06-30T19:51:00.000+04:00

Hi All!!
I really would like to apologise for not being able to update my blog so regularly cuz im a Busy man! I was tied down with my MST, the exams which I apparently screwed up pretty badly. Anyway theres no point regretting haha cuz its OVER woohoo!!!:) Anyway, I shall blog about this week's happenings! (Anyway im updating cuz Violet said so in my tagboard lol!! Happy now, Violet?!?! hahaha:)

Monday:
Nothing happened... Yeah. boring day!

Tuesday:
Justina initiated a class gathering, I thought it was pretty cool to have a "get together" after the MST:) Thanks Justina for the initiative, you're the hero momma yeah lol!! Well today was a really interesting day. Went for this "african percussion practice" at the dance studio. Xingjie, SPCO's really hilarious percussionist was kind enough to have invited me and I was kind enough to have dragged, pulled, forced Vivian along haha! Though Vivian complained about wasting her time on hitting weird looking barrels ( called drums), she pretty much enjoyed herself, including me!! I tried my hands on the conga, mamba, janga, langba (three of the four instruments stated here doesn't exist:), boy they were fun! Unfortunately, we had to leave halfway cuz we had a test tomorrow!!:(

Wednesday:
Nothing. again:{

Thursday:
Went for group study with Vivian, Joy and Justina. Chu Ping apparently played me out! Dame it!! So much for friends Chu ping so much for friends!! lol jk:) Of the four hours, we studied for one and a half hours and pretty much conversed for three over hours. To be honest, the conversation was really interesting and meaningful!! (We thought ourselves how to hate, plan assassinations, backstab people, cut off their limbs, basically life skills!:) MAN IM CRAZY!) Actually, we were talking about people's perception of others by looking at them for the first time etc blah blah blah before I create another ten million word essay lol:)

Friday:
The BEST DAY of the Week!! After the last paper (economics), our whole class, with a few exceptions, CHARGED off to Orchard road for our biggest class Gathering Woohoo!!:) I was glad everyone had the " enthusiastic and Im defininately going to have fun" look on their faces!! First, we took a train ride to Orchard. On the way we were discussing about creating a physical class identity and many many other plans to make our class the GREATEST CLASS IN SP LOL!! Booked the tickets (transformers) then went on to Long John Silvers to makan! (Some of you may be thinking, go all the way to Orchard to makan LJS, something wrong man! But the thing is.... If we enjoyed outselves as a class, had fun, it doesn't really matter where we go:) so who cares?!?!lol!

Then after that good time lunching, we went to takashimaya to do some shopping. Going out shopping with the class is really fun! Everyone were like fashion analysts for each other and helped each other choose the clothes:) I wanted to get my hands on this really cool 'pull and bear' shirt but couldn't bear to waste money crap!!:( Anyway, had fun looking around! John and Gonzalez Ong got some really cool looking shirts! Next, we marched to Far East to do some shopping again! This time, I think many of our class hot mommas got themselves some clothes too!:) Whoa, 04 certainly knows how to spend man LOL!!

After shopping, went back to cineleisure to watch transformers. Wah Say, HIGHLY RECOMMENDED MOVIE, THIS BEST MOVIE IVE WATCHED SINCE IVE STARTED WATCHING MOVIES!!!:) There wasn't a second of boring scenes. Extremely action packed!! Vivian and Justina were like, "OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH!!!" all the way... plus a few moments when they lifted their legs and wriggled their feet in excitement lol!!:) Im sure all those who watched certainly enjoyed themselves!

After the movie, many had left and it was left with Vivian, Justina, John, Gonzalez Ong Chu Ping, Andrea and me! They were kind enough to have accompanied me to the salon to get my hairstyle ( the round mushroom head) changed!!:) I was kinda reluctant to spend so much on my hair at first but then thought, aiyah once in a long long while nevermind lah lol!!:) At first, i was nervous cuz I thought I might end up like a scary demon... but the hairstylist (Hali), was really really nice and she knew exactly what I wanted! I was more than satisfied with my hair (the result) and so were the rest lol!! (IM not over-confident okie haha!!:) But I think my new hair needs some getting used to!

So people thats about it! Il try to blog as regurlarly as possible so do visit my blog often as you're most welcome!!:) and oh... please do tag thanks!! Here are some pics I took on friday, ENJOY!!:)
6 Hot mommas posing for the camera!!:)
Two handsome hunks, Pals Han Wee and me:)
WE RULE THE ESCALATOR!!:)
Hui Juan, Joy and Justina doing some personal reflections...
May I present to you.... DtRM/04!!! A portion of it cuz some went downstairs to the kopitiam to makan, wah lao eh!!!
Girls all getting emotional haha!!:)

Your Host,

Kovski!!!

Its me and Im back!!

2007-06-19T18:30:00.000+04:00

Wah Lao eh, my finger is bleeding now!! I was biting my nail when i accidently but my skin CRAP, and now its bleeding! Perhaps i needed a lesson man, bad habits die HARD heehee!:)

Anyway, went group study with Chu Ping and Joy today. Its was pretty fun chatting with them. Chu Ping as usual, pointed the middle and uttered the ''f****" word many times haha and boy am I getting used to it weehee!! Well talking about being productive today, yeah kind of though we chatted more than we studied lol! However, we were planning our overseas trip next year during the ten week holiday! Chu Ping wanted Hong kong, Taiwan, Europe (I made that up!:). Joy wanted a long long cruise to Phuket/Langkawi/somewhere,anywhere whereas I wanted to go to Iraq/Iran/Afghanistan, war-torn countries (I definitely made that up!...Man im evil:) I was actually thinking, of Bintan/Tioman/Sarawak or something. Its pretty difficult cuz money is always a problem, not everyone is a millionaire hehe. But I hope this dream will materialise cuz I can't wait to go overseas again after that exciting Cruise Trip!!:)

After group study, walked to the Mrt with Chu Ping. Then we argued, quarrelled, fought over Pool. Ahem here lies the problem. Im a pool hater and Chu Ping apparently, happens to be a member of the Pro-Pool federation (Theres no such organisation in the world, which means I made that up:). He thought pool was kind of a cool useful thing but I couldn't see it... Maybe he's right, different people have different interests!! (See Chu Ping, I complimented you leh sucka!!:)

Anyway, today's topic is all about yesterday's Steamboat with superduper Columbus Chinatown! It was truly an enjoyable time and I really hope we can all Meet up again! Happy belated birthday Darryl and thanks to Pris, Darryl, Shunli, Brat for the present!! Im really thankful, you guys are simply juicy, tasty, and best pals man!! Oh Yah one more thing, CONGRATULATONS PRIS FOR MAKING YOUR BRACES!! OKIE OKIE LAH, ANYONE WHO MAKES BRACES AFTER YOU ARE COPYCATS LAH LOL!!:)

What I ate: Chilli Crab, Steam Crab, Boiled Crab, Chicken, lots of Chicken, sausages etc etc. All these caused a reaction known as a stomachache, which results in diarrohea ha.ha!

We chatted non stop and took a really cool group pic with the help of the Lady boss (She speaks really good english and I was like "wah say, so pro man" by her hahaha!:) Then we actually shouted "CHONG PANG" (The name of the seafood restaurant) so loudly when she said1,2,3. Everyone looked at us and laughed, including the ladyboss herself LOL!:) Well we thought it was good publicity for her!!

After that sumptuous dinner, we went to the nearby arcade to play. It was really fun as we played games small kids used to enjoy haha! The Chee Hou and Darryl went on to play House of the Dead. FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME, I HEARD DARRYL SCREAMING THE ''F***" WORD MORE THAN 20 TIMES LAH!! HAHAHA!:) Man I didn't know Darryl had such a violent background lol:) But it was really cool that everyone enjoyed themselves!!

Here are the pictures of our memorable steamboat dinner that all of us certainly enjoyed!! Enjoy!:)

Chinatown meeting up at the Control Station!!:)
Sexaey Darryl and Hot Spicy me @ Raffles Place!! Man we're Cute!!

A really funny post on board the train!
Here are the three, handsome hardly known guys of Columbus!! Chee Hou, Zhen yu, Macho sexaey me and Shunli bro!

Alert Alert!! Man Eater on the Loose!! Heres Violet: The girl who loves eating handsome men!!:) Im freaking out of course!! haha:)

Alien Resurrection!! RUN!!:)
I Just Love this Pic! "CHONG PANG'' We're the Chong Pang seafood Gang!
Going Home!

A quick Group Photo the creative way. Sorrie Darryl! You were accidently cut out heehee!!:(

Here are a bunch of people repeatedly taking photos of themselves, as they are too afraid to lose their handsome and beautiful faces in the future hahaha!!:) JK!

Heres the final pic: Presenting to you Columbus Chinatown!:) YAY!!

Thats about it my friends and readers! I really hope we can meet up again soon! All the best for your MSTs and Examinations!!:)

Your Host,

Kovski!!! Woohoo Man he's Hot!

Today is Saturday!

2007-06-16T17:08:00.000+04:00

Hello Folks!

Here am I sitting down once again blogging!! Orchestra practice just keeps getting better! Though the songs are really difficult, I think a hardcore amount of practice should do the trick:) Well of course I can't wait for Shunli my pal to get pass this "basic notation learning phrase", cuz with him in CO, it could be much more exciting cuz at least Il have some company heehee!:) Jia you Shunli, jia you jia you:)

Well ive basically been wasting my holidays, sleeping too much, using the computer and not doing ANY REVISION FOR MY MST AT ALL APPARENTLY!! Yeah this is how bad it can get. Maybe it is also due to me lacking discipline, Crap! So in order to 'cover up' all the loser nonsensical stuffs ive been doing for the past few days, ive decided to do some economics revision! To be honest, economics seems really difficult on the surface but after constant revision, it isn't really a problem at all and it can be quite FUN too!:) yay! (Well at least its not one of the subjects I classify "FROM HELL" leh, like ahem, maths? haha!

Okie okie, plans for this coming week: I thought it'll be great for me to put down my appointments for the week here, cuz at least il get to see them and people out there who are interested in me can date me LOL!:) Aiyoh im so THICK-SKINNED!! HEHE! (You see, im that HOT haha!! jk:)

Sunday:
Orchestra performance at Bukit Batok Community Centre! Im going to embarrass myself on stage because Ive only learnt three out of five songs? lol! So im going to act out as well as possible haha:) Violet! come back to BBCC leh lol!

Monday:
Im out for CO practice with Violet momma woohoo at TWSS in the afternoon. Next meeting up with Columbus Chinatown clan mates for a sumptuous dinner buffet at Marina Bay! I can't wait!:) Hey Darryl! Im dying to meet you already, se ya on Monday sexaey hot chilli peppa!! You and Shunli will forever be my best Bro + Pals!:)

Tuesday:
Meeting up Pals Joy, Juan Juan, Justina and Chu Ping for group study! Time to gear up for the MST already haha:) Perhaps makan after study, woohoo I just LOVE FOOD!!

Wednesday:
Maybe planning a trip to JB again, or if should it fail, we'll go Orchard road to shop, Food Hunting or perhaps catch a movie!:)

Thursday:
STUDY!!

FRIDAY:
STUDY!! And oh yah, test on Tourism principles.. Oh no haven't studied that yet haha!!

Sorrie pals, theres nothing much to blog about today so paiseh!!
Do tag my blog! Id love to read it + reply and shoot back at you:) I won't hesitate to tag your too!!

Best of Regards,
Kovski!!!

Its the HOLIDAYS Finally!!

2007-06-11T16:36:00.000+04:00

Here we are at the Gary Lim's Hong Kong Cafe, munching on two inch thick toasts and slurping on a large glasses of Milk Tea (Me, Chu Ping, Vivian and Justina!!:)
Heres the super delicious and really cheap food! (Only 7 dollars per person!!:)
Justina has EVOLVED, SENDING VIVIAN INTO TRAUMA AND SHOCK HAHA!:)
Then the THREE of us EVOLVED, Chu Ping was originally a Durian, Justina, from a clown turned into a Harley Davidson Driver! Ladies and Gentlemen, now you know my true identity muhahaha!!
The luggage of stuffs we bought!:) Great Trip, never regretted!!

Sorrie people for not blogging this whole week cuz I was seriously attacked and brutally tortured by my Lecturers!! Yeah im close to dying... well but who cares?!?! CUZ the holidays are here yay!!
Well, PTH presentation went pretty smoothly though we were slightly off the topic and left out a few areas of research, out group (crazy 6) did pretty well so good job heehee!:)

After classes, rushed back home to get my stuffs for the 2 days 1 night CCA camp at SP. I was dead tired when I got home and was so so so tempted to topple on my bed, but well, I had to force myself to go hmmm, and I did just that. Unfortunately, Im not supposed to say anything bad about this CCA cuz they claim that it is linked to an external organisation and by saying anything bad about them will only give them the chance to file a 'defamation' suit against me. Hmmm.. ODD! Well but to be safe, I think I shouldn't (I don't want to end up 100 million dollars poorer just because of a short paragraph ive typed! :) So much for DEMOCRACY AND THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH!

Anyway when I got there, I found my pals Han Wee, Min Qi and Mei Yin waiting for me!! Aiyoh, told you all to go first but you guys kept on insisting to wait for me!:) Anyway, I want to thank you all and Im really touched! But I wish to apologise to keep you all waiting!!

Then we walked to T7 to the lecture and then registered ourselves. Already late, we quietly sat down and attentively listen to this Lady in charge (Anonymous to protect her identity) speak. AIYAH, I DUNNO WHETHER WAS IT ME BEING TOO SENSITIVE OR HER....But we seemed to have this severe presonality "shock". never NEVER in my life have I heard anyone brag so much about the CCA they are in charge of. I have to agree yes, this CCA has done alot in the contribution towards society and the service industry and the teacher in charge is very concern towards maintaining the standard of this CCA. But to be honest, this was kinda of overboard and unfortunately went on and on and on for many hours. Every point seemed to have an example then followed by a fairytale, then another and another and it DIDN't STOP! Maybe I was impatient cuz I had gone through a difficult week and was in a bad mood.... Aiyah Dunno lah! But a few of my mates sitting next to me seemed to agree too. Maybe im right, or are we all wrong?!?!:)

Finally, after almost three and a half hours, everything ended. I wanted to sleep, real bad. Then we started playing games. It was fun, I enjoyed it...but all i could think of was to sleep and this was pure torture!:( My groupmates were fun and cool people (Swetha, Elane i think, Mingling and etc! Though I interacted with them, I was really really thankful to have Min Qi in my group so I have someone to talk to at least! Thank you so much man heehee!:) I slept, finally at 1 a.m and simply knocked out!!:)

Then problem 2: I was terribly disturbed by this senior making all sorts of noise when he stomped into the room... apparently he wanted to wake us up to play some games. Well I thought it was already 930pm... Unfortunately I was dead wrong! It turned out to be only 5 am in the morning. I was so MAD!! I wanted to kill him with my handphone lying next to me. (Maybe like maul him with my horsy keychain or just simply throw my phone at him lol, man im a mean machine!:) Well, got up, forced myself to, then participated in this weird 'last minute" planned game which involves all of us running around the whole of SP! It was fun though, and the seniors really put in alot of effort to organise this game so they should be commended!! Thank You seniors!:)

Aiyah don't want to talk about it cuz its getting long winded! But there are times when i enjoyed the camp and moments where it became "nightmarish" for me! But one thing for sure... IM glad to be back home YAY!!:)

Skipped church on Sunday cuz I was dead tired.. ( Bad excuse man, really bad! But I hope GOD forgives me!:)

Anyway, today's the most exciting day for me!!:) I went to JB with good pals Vivian, Chu Ping, Justina! We really enjoyed ourselves and Im definitely going back again haha!!:) Met up at 9.30 in the morning. Took a bus down to Kota Raya Station and went to City Square!!:) Immigration always freaked us out but fortunately everything went smoothly. Walked to Citysquare and started our adventure!! First, we went to this Gary Lim's Hong Kong Cafe on the ground level and has this suepr duper sumptuous meal. It goes like this, Huge 2 INCHES thick toast with a generous amount of supre tasty condensed milk and butter, a crispy golden fish fillet burger covered with two ultra crispy bread, and a generous serving of sour cream and cucumbers, one large glass of Ice milk tea etc etc etc!!:) It was the BEST meal ive ever eaten in JB and il definitely come back for more heehee!:)

Next we went around shopping for clothes, shoes! Justina, Vivian and Chu ping (Fashion specialists) actually helped me to choose all my clothes cuz they thought I was the Fashion World's Nightmare!! Believe me, they are good and Thanks guys, for taking the trouble and time to choose the clothes for me! I really appreciate it!:) I think this new fashion needs some getting used to lol! Bought lots and lots of other clothes, souveniours etc etc. After a long day, we went to Kenny Rogers Roasters (My favourite chicken place haha!) and had this really delicious black pepper chicken! Yummy! Had some chit chat sessions and then we accompanied Chu Ping to the Salon to get his hair done!! Believe me, Chu Ping is extremely handsome and good looking now and wow oh wow! He is sure to attract many girls haha!!:0 (Im not gay please!)

Managed to get home by 7 pm and Im sure to go back soon!:)

Thats all people! Im tired again and exhausted! Will post again soon!:) Se ya!

Kovski!!!

Friday has arrived!:)

2007-06-01T11:40:00.001+04:00

Helloe everyone once again! Its finally friday and here i am, sitting in the SB foodcourt 6 eating my favourite MANGO ICE KACANG and blogging! Well its another 1.5 hours before I have to sit for my economics test! Hmm let me see what to blog about today!

Dtrm/04 is strong and it continues to grow Wah! Class bonding just keeps getting better and I really hope it stays this way! As usual, Good Ol Pals Vivian, John, Hui Juan, Justina, Min Qi, Mei Yin, Chu Ping, Yan Qing are continuing to bond the class together ( Of course there are many many others who are doing their best too so SUPER JOB!:) I truly enjoy being in their company cuz il always be smiling, screaming, laughing all the way. Thats something I truly appreciate and treasure all the way! (Aiyah but of course there are other things that I enjoy doing and treasure! You think im so free to type out every single thing hah?!?! If you're thinking a "Yes", well you're wrong cuz its a solid hardcore NO heehee!!:)

Well im still missing the cruise trip to Pulau Redang, all those really exciting moments with my fabulous classmates of 04 woohoo!!:) Well fortunately im not the only one cuz all my classmates, Chu Ping, Vivian, Justina, John and the list goes on, are suffering from this "I MISS THE CRUISE" syndrome muhaha!! This is why im pretty determined to organise another class trip for my class, probably to Bintan, my favourite hangout, Pulau Tioman or back to Redang again haha! Well hope this event will materialise soon!:)

Class has been really busy and pack these past few weeks cuz the exams are drawin near and CCAs are demanding more from me already! (Lecturers certainly enjoy torturing their students with tests and assignments cuz it gives them kick and life haha, yeah and this SUCKS!!:) AIyah must study lah no choice! CO is finally becoming more fun and exciting! This is due to certain reasons heehee! Firstly, I have managed to interact and seduce my seniors and some juniors -like Wenna, the Gu Zheng president, Victoria, the former president, Calvin, the current president, Si Yen etc etc many many more!! Next, the songs im learning right now are becoming more and more famaliar, yay so im not experiencing as much problems as I used to!!:)

Ive fortunately gotten into the Changi Youh Ambassadorial Club woohoo!!:) It has really been stressful going on and off my hotmail trying to see if they have sent me a mail. Well they sent via sms instead at 4.30 am this morning!!! INSANE PSYCHOPATHS! How do they ever sleep so late?!! Anyway, someone told me stress occasionally is healthy so I guess I have to face it after all! Thats all I suppose. Apologies but today's story isn't funny cuz im dead beat, tired, no inspiration to create horny, corny, gory jokes so people, pardon me for today can?!? Thanks alot hah!:) (Anyway, you should know being funny takes up lots of energy lol:)!

Got to go! Darryl and Shunli! I hope to meet you up for makan and kbox real soon cuz im desperate already!

I can't wait to attend Victoria's (not the SPCO one haha) concert this coming monday yay and oh, meeting Violet momma for monday's CO practice at teck Whye woohoo!!:)

Finally, goodbye people!
Kovski!!!

Hello Everyone!!

2007-05-27T14:38:00.000+04:00

Im sure many of you are looking forward to this post! WHY?! Cuz its all about my really cool, really exciting 3D 2N trip to Pulau Redang on a cruise!! Well I have lots of things to type out actually, but that'll be way too long! Therefore ive decided to show you my trip in pictures, lots of them woohoo! Believe me, the trip was really really enjoyable. We had lots of freedom and got to interact with our lecturers (Really fun-loving and exhilarating people) and classmates! Heres a brief paragraph of what we did!

Day 1 of the cruise:

Boarded the cruise, settled down and immediately got dressed for the formal night gala dinner with the Cruise Captain!! Everyone looked gorgeous that night and I finally got my hair styled by Pals Chu Ping and John lol!:) The food was really good and full of aesthetic appeal yummy! After dinner, went on a short tour around the cruise with my classmates and a professional guide. Next, we spent the rest of the night at the pub. Hahaha, it was really fun! They were having this rolling 60s theme and jazz, pop and rock songs were played throughout the night! Then all of a sudden, the emcees came looking for guys to come up to stage for a competition! I was forcefully pushed onto the stage with my friends and Mr Ronald and Mr Conrad, Crap!

Feeling extremely embarrassed hahaha, I was thinking what I had to do to run away (In the end, i thought the safest solution was to stay on stage to avoid being thrown overboard by my WILD Friends!:) A couple of minutes later, to my horror, I had to perform this ''saturday night fever" dance on stage in front of everyone. Oh yeah, i muttered "shit and had this desire to shit" at least 20 times haha!:) I waited and waited and when it came to my turn, I was stuck for a few seconds, not knowing what to do. Then this weird "Austin Power + John Travolta + the Gibb Brothers Power" took control of my body and I just started dancing hahahaha!:) I was utterly surprised when everyone started whistling and cheering!! It all happened so fast, soon it was all over! Its was a remarkable experience and I truly enjoyed it!!:) But there was this incident that bewildered me hmmm... The emcee, guy, lifted my shirt up... That was odd LOL! For the moment I thought he was Gay, but perhaps he wanted me to know that my shirt was tucked out. haha I don't know. Maybe I have this tendency to attract Men, Women and Gays, or my erotic moves attracted him LOL SCARY!!:) Justina wasn't spared either, we forced her up onto stage and she had to dance to the voice of the singer of "I will Survive." The most surprising this was that, both of us won the "super dancer prize lol!!" there were three winners of about 7 contestants lol!! Congrats Justina hahaha!!

Anyway, stayed up till about 2 am chit chatting and had supper with Mr Ronald and my classmates and by 3, we were all knocked out muhahaha!)

Day 2:

Lots of Talks with the Ship's crew and in charge. Learnt many many things about the management of the Cruise and its food and beverage Department, Cruise department and concert departments etc! The got changed and disembarked for Pulau Redang! It was so exciting:) But before that, we managed to get this exclusive tour into the cruise's casino and saw many new trainees and got to learn some gaming and dealer's secrets lol!:)

The next moment, we found ourselves on a small ferry towards Pulau Redang! Unfortunately, Joy and John started having motion sickness and were so close to vomiting!! But luckily they didn't cuz I would have suffered (I sat right in front of them!) Yeah!:) We managed to disembark on Pulau Redang adn the first thing that sent me going "WOW,WoW,WOW!" was the super duper clear emerald waters! You can literally see the bottom of the seabed, the colourful corals and huge school of fishes swimming all over the place! Well trust me, the pics i took says it all!!:)
At night, we got back onto the cruise, went for dinner at the Posh Bella Vista and had this really really good meal!:)

After that, we headed for the Discotheque! Believe me, it was an experience of a lifetime!! We danced to our hearts content and I was so high that I COULDN'T STOP!! hahaha! Then this group if Naidnis came in and started creating havoc... the kept requesting the DJ to play naidni music which was extremely irritating and selfish!! Suckas!! Then some of the men kicked our sheens repeatedly and tried molesting our girls by squeezing their butts, one sick man even took off his pants and blinfolded his eyes so as to touch the girls and claim he didn't know he touched someone... Knowing he was only in his boxers, I could have easily circumcised and cut off his balls but I know there were millions of others around me. Sick people from hell. Joy also said she saw one guy having an erection when he was dancing and that was GROSS!!! I hope he fell on the floor flat:) Unfortunately, another incident happened. Yan Qing, who didn't join us for the dance but sat just few feet away from us, was "psychologically bullied" by a freaking group of naidni girls. It was sickening and Yan Qing got fed up and nearly snapped. Aiyah, i didn't know these tourists were such scumbags and childish!!

Day3:
Got up late, went for breakfast and packed up. Disembarked at 2.30. Headed for Vivo city to makan and then went for the CYA interview with Justina, Mei Yin, Min Qi and Han wee! Hope we can all make it in!! Fantastic trip and I certainly enjoyed myself. Not only did out Class bond strengthened, our cohort bonded too! It was fun and Im looking forward to the next one!!:) Hope we can organise this backpackers trip to Australia as initiated by Yan Han Woohoo!:)

Okie here are the pictures... Please enjoy them one by one!!:)

Juan Juan, Chu Ping and John (At the immigration before departure!)
Yep! Heres the beaut. Superstar Virgo, all 78000 tons of her!
In the Cabin!! Oops Mei Yin shouldn't be in there... Girls aren't allowed to sleep with sexy men LOL!:)
The gigantic Funnel!!!

Sexy Min Qi, Mei Yin, Yan Qing and the Gigantic funnel!:)
Four sexaey Men up for grabs! Han Wee, me, John and Chu Ping!!
Stained glass humans!! Two girls and 4 guys for grabs!! Yeah The Singapore Skyline!! Copyright hor!!:)
A shot taken at the deck bar! John, Han Wee, Me, Yan Qing, Mei Yin, Chu Ping and Min Qi!

The Parthenon Pool! really COOL!:)
How Can I refuse a Pic with sexaey Darryl... Both in really really cool vests!!:) heehee!
A Pic taken with the really committed and jovial staff!
Four sexaey Gorgeous girls, Vivian, Justina, Joy and Hui Juan!
A bit of the FABULOUS 04!! With Mr Ronald and Miss Chen added to make this a PERFECT PIC!:)

The Three Yandaos!! John me and Chu Ping:)
Presenting the honourable DTRM Cohort!!
Crazy Six at their Best Outfits!!:)
Han Wee the VIP + Crazy 6 at the mirror!
The four handsome Yan Daos YUMMY!!:)

A Pic of handsome me and Gorgeous Min Qi!!

I SIMPLY Love this SHOT!! Its very artistic!
Vivian, Hui Juan, Joy and Justina ready to jump into the water any Moment lol:)
Presenting The CLASS of 22 DTRM Rockers!!:)
And here some thes Second PIC!!:)
Yeah, its JAW DROPPING Scenery isn't it!!:)

And this one too!!
Joy, Justina, Hui Juan and Vivian in the water
Solo Shot by the Disco queen Hahaha "Smile Justina!!"
Smile Vivian!!! You blend well with the environment:)
Havin' LOTS of FUN, Chu Ping, Mei Yin, Vivian and Justina!

Rebecca, Andrea, Min Qi, Yan Qing and Meiyin posing for the camera!!
Another scenery pic enjoy!!
More...
More....
Justina getting buried hahaha and she's erecting LOL:) jk!

The Three Gu Niangs Mei Yin, Yan Qing and Min Qi!:)
Here's me and Han Wee!! hmmm HOT!
Mei Yin and Han Wee, not so hot LOL:) jk!
Solo Shot me! Im So freakin HOT!!!:)
5 gals in love with each other :) jk!

FABULOUS 04 AND REDANG!

SUNSET AT REDANG

Dinner at the Bella Vista. Mouth watering and appetising!

Random shot!:)
Three Yandaos!
Three gorgeous ladies!
The backs of 4 sexaey ladies!
04...Certainly Endearing, Always Rocking and Forever Bonded!

I hope you've enjoyed the pics!! (Copyright hor!!:) This trip definitely bonded our closer than ever as well as the DTRM cohort! You ROCK MAN!! Do leave your comments on the tag board about the pics! (WILL READ IF GOOD!)

Take CARE People!

Kovski!!!

Hello People once again!

2007-05-20T19:02:00.000+04:00

Its been another week since ive posted. Well I have no choice cuz im tied down with school assignments, CCa and lots of them and what else?? Let me see... Actually nothing much lah but im still Busy and Dont ASK WHY!!

Anyway, couple of stuff happened this week! Well as usual, studied in school and enjoyed classes:) Enjoying every moment with my classmates, the 22 Rockers!! Finally got to meet Darryl, Shunli for lunch!!:)

Monday:
Forgotten what happened, oh yeah went to the gym with Shunli!! And good news people especially Natalie, Ive lost weight once again heehee and am therefore now lighter and Slimmer muhahaha!:) Then rushed home, bathed and then back to SB to submit some class documents for our cruise trip Yay!! I can't wait:) Then went for german class... didn't pay attention cuz I was high and emo that day not sure why haha! Then went "makaning" with Darryl: The world's Sex symbol heehee jkjk! It was certainly a privilege to eat with him:)

Tuesday:
Had many talks during lectures about all these really really exciting trip across the globe exclusively for Dtrm and SB students:) Then in the afternoon, received an email from the Changi Youth and YES! I made it past the first round of the interview!! but its so sad Joy couldn't make it:( Its really Odd i thought... How come of everyone in our class who made it, Joy was the only poor lady who didn't make it. Don't be sad anymore Joy, they'll REGRET not choosing you one!! But now, im hoping to get past the second round of interview, fingers crossed!!

Wednesday:
Finally, my first combined practice in the Chinese Orchestra!!! To be honest, i struggled cuz I was expected to play the moment we received the score SIAO MAN!:) But it was fun and I enjoyed it! And Good news everybody, Shunli my goodie one of the The Two BEST Friends have joined SPCO!! Shunli buddy! You'll certainly be an asset haha!:) All the best and jia you in your instrument heehee! Now, Darryl's NEXT! Welcome to CO Darryl lol!! (Darryl will be a problem lah, He would have sold his soul for Band, therefore this makes him a band Loyalist Hah!)

Thursday:
Nothing, really nothing!!

Friday:
The end of the week! Im so glad!!:)

Saturday:
Went for music classes as usual. The met Victoria for dinner at Marina Square. Really enjoyed ourselves and had some really meaningful, interesting chats, followed by this ODD conversation about the elderly falling down, bed ridden kind of thing whoa. I hope we can get to meet often soon and I will make sure that the problems will be resolved Promise!!:) Happy 2nd!! Dont tell me this paragraph mushy hor!! Ive tried my best already lol!!

After that wonderful dinner, went to my granny's house and stayed overnight. Missed those days when I stayed there with all my cousins and grandparents...
After bathing, I went to the room, closed all the windows, swtiched the air conditioner on and started practiced all the songs for Today's performance at Clarke Quay!! After counting Violet, I realised I had 14 SONGS to LEARN!!! So I stayed up real late and practiced till I got it right! Well I actually stationed my Instrument next to my bed so I could just fall and sleep, without having to sleep on the instrument haha! But suddenly( you can blame me for being paranoid), I kep thinking about ghosts and monsters.. "What if there was this human sitting next to me playing the instrument and he's glowing green, Or what if the instrument plays by itself?!?!" ARGHHHHH!!! Scary, I was so scared! Thats why I decided to keep it back into the box!

Sunday:
Missed Church and went to perform. Went down to SP at 630am and gathered my instruments outside the CO room! When we arrived at Clarke Quay, we started performing for like three hours straight. Soon tourists gathered we started performing our best! Aiyah.. due to the lack of practice, I acted out pretty well and improvised some notes and just played... with a little bit of emotional actions, people thought I was PROFESSIONAL LOL!!I am mah, no meh?!?:) Well I certainly enjoyed myself and at the mean time, learnt 14 new song woohoo so happy!!:)

Okie people, I think thats it:) Please do leave your comments on the tagboard! But here's some advice: Only good tags will be read. Bad ones, not at ALL!!:) So you know what you should doe right?? heehee!:) Take care and Bye!!

And oh yeah before I forget, tomorrow going to KBOX with Darryl babe, Shunli, Priscilia and my brother Woohoo must enjoy like mad YAY!!:)

Kovski!!!

Hello everybody!!!

2007-05-11T16:15:00.000+04:00

Im finally posting again agter one whole WEEK!!! Whoa thats long man! Anyway, was really busy these few weeks being my class' sexaey red hot momma chambermaid, therefore must do lots of admin work!! Hahaha crap!:) Well gladly, class is bonding pretty well and im getting really used to poly life (Fun and Exciting). However, the workload keeps piling up and that means must spend time to study and do my revisions:) Pretty tired and haven't been able to meet up eith Sexaey babe darryl and macho Shunli for a long long time already... they must be HATING ME!! Aiyah I hope the nightmare of like ignoring each other won't happen, if not il be DOOMED!!! (I will like say hello Darryl!! Remember me?? And he will like reply, "Ewww... were you the lizard that kept crawling in my cupboard?!" Yeah it'll be really sad if he calls me a lizard man, he's like scolding me forno reasons already so im scared to shitting on my pants LOL:) Take care Darryl and shunli! Hope to meet up really soon!

Anyway, C.O is fun, lots and lots of songs to practice!! And worst still, next Sunday must perform at the Singapore river Raft race already tsk tsk tsk, its really stressful (5 songs to learn lah haha!:) But here's one problem, somehow I feel really uncomfortable with the other freshmen in CO.
Its really Odd:( I not sure why, maybe its just me? Or is it them? hmmm scary. Some of them are really kind of "childish" and some even have their own enclavements involving some illegal drug trade that im completely left out... Well at least I still have Vivian pal and some other seniors. Sometimes I really feel like a big Loser cuz everyone plays better than me and this Sucks!! Sad lah but I really feel like getting out of CO... but I cannot bear to part with my instrument leh. So sexaey and hot, cannot let go!!! Maybe il give it a little more time and hope il be able to click with all the members soon:) Aiyoh I hope il put in my effort to please everyone in C.O:)

In Class today,
We've finally presented our CD (character development). Things went pretty okie:) Did our best and managed to impress the judges a little:) Great Job, Gonzales de Souza Chu Ping, Aminah (Joking lah its Mei Yin), oue super group leader Min Qi...Thanks for helping us arrange the presentation, you certainly make a good leader! Macho John, who did his best too and i think he's a good speaker ,and finally yan Qing, who put in her best of effort to present!! Well done pals:)

Then came Vivian's group. Wah say their presentation was all about SEX.... yes, sex Sex SEX!! It was pretty interesting i think and they were all great presenters! But the funny thing was, they were giving away free condoms if anyone answered the question correctly!! Hahahaha What a joke man LOL!:)

okie people thats about it... nothing much really happened this week cuz i was kinda bugged down by work! And oh yah before I end, here's some valuable infomation! I finally earned the title "GREEN NIPPLED DOG" Wah lao damn sway... dunno why I was even called that haha:) But it was the "PURPLE NIPPLED CROW, JOY" WHO named me LOL:) Next, my really cool accounts teacher named me "Mr H." in full, its MR HORNY. yeah odd... she called me out to answer a question and asked me if I had any accounting background. but out of the blue, from far, I seemed to have mistook the words "accounting background" for "Horny background" Accounting background, horny baackground, accounting background, horny background... Doesn't rhyme leh, thats why im still wondering why on this planet I mistook accounting background for horny background hmmm, lol:) Yeah anyway this was the big joke for the week:)

Take care people once again:)
Your Pal,
Kovski!!!

This Week's happenings!

2007-05-05T17:10:00.000+04:00

Hi there people! Here are the 'headlines' for today, yesterday and the day before (thursday)

Thursday:

I just cannot believe how GREAT everyone looked today. The hundred over DTRM students were dressed in smart business outfits and and stunning clothes and make-up (girls).Wah Say, can definitely tell all the other poly mates were jealous HA.HA cuz we looked so SEXY, PROFESSIONAL AND REALLY COOL, especially me (erm needless to say right?!?! LOL:)

I think this dress code really gives us a unique, sophisticated and dashing identity! PROUD TO BE A TOURISM STUDENT!:) Anyway that day, it wasn't surprising as too why I managed to 'attract and seduce so many gals and guys. (Aiyah no choice mah, all guys wants to be like me haha. so thicked skinned!) We received many 'side-looks' and glances cuz we stood out from the crowd, like a gold bar in a bucket of poop! To be honest... some of us looked like bank managers, weathy business but not me. According to me, I think I look like a part-time insurance promoter.

So during recess, I would walk around holding a file and say, "Good afternoon, Im Mr Tan representing AIG (Asia Insurance lah), are you interested in our one in a lifetime policy we are currently promoting right now? You get paid 5 dollars for any kind of accident that occurs to you such as motor bike accident, drowning in tom yum soup, PEANUTS and SNG BUAY Poisoning and the drooling disease." SO Cool? right?!?! Im getting good at this man, maybe I can sell insurance next time hahaha:) jk! Managed to see Darryl, extremely dashing, but still not as sexaey as me!! Took TONS of Pictures of my class DTRM/04 (2x2=4) and the handsome and gorgeous looking ladies and gentlemen!! Enjoy!:)

(Oh yah one thing, if you find it ODD as to why my cute handsome sexaey face is in so many pictures and are on the VERGE of complaining about me, DON"T Cuz the pics were taken using my CAM, so I have the RIGHT to be In there! Besides, I think everyone in our class are really handsome ahem and gorgeous Muhahahaha!!:)

You Can also Find yesterday's and today's headlines after viewing the pictures "scroll down:)

DTRM/04 ROCKERFELLAS! Im in the middle its SO OBVIOUS! The handsome guy in the middle!! This Really cute candid Shot was taken by our Funny Stats teacher Mr Ken!:) Say cheese! Im still in the middle!!
"Little Finger you arh!" The New universal vulgar sign by DTRM/04!:) Now Im on the extreme right! Taken during Lunch...

Candid Shot taken during lunch. Justina looks really funny here! (The lady sticking out her tongue hahaha!:)
Sexaey me and Yandao Chu Ping!! Tell me whose good looking? If me, good. Not me, Crap, il set the dogs on you:) Macho Wacho John and me again:)

Sexaey Mummy CI Hui Juan and me!
Three musketeers (female version one) Hui Juan, Joy and Justina!! All gorgeous enthu ladies!

The three very SILENT girls Nazurah, Ai Zhen and Sock Ching! (Not the three behind hor that one surely NONO!! muhaha!:)

Haha I like this pic alot! Its a picture of all the Handsome Hunks in CLASS! Aiyah De Wan closed his eyes!

Why Guys and Gals want me hahaha:) Attracted victims : Joy & Chu Ping (they look really cute here!!)

Haha here is Vivian, the super "on" and enthu Generator of our Class!! Fantastic smile as usual lol:)

Vice-Chairman and Chairman Pic. The red Hot Justina and sexaey me!!:)

Gorgeous Min Qi, the very hyper and super gaduh Queen. Scared of her man hahaha:) Oh yah and she's part of the "6 noisy crazy people clan!" Im in THERE OF COURSE!!

The 'act-formal' Pic hahaha! (Hui Juan, Vivian, Justina, Chu Ping yandao, Sexaey me and Macho John!:) All red hot sexaey ladies and gentlemen its pretty obvious!

Ahhhh these are the 6 noisy people im talking about hahaha:) Hiong hiong John, Aminah Salawari (No lah its Mei Yin haha we're playing with her lol dont take it too hard hor:):), the super sweet seductive Yandao Chu Ping, all time kuku nonsense lame joker me! The gaduh queen, who also happens to have a 'sweet' mouth is none other than Min Qi and finally the 'ngam ngam hor (just nice), neither noisy nor quiet Yan Qing!!:)

John getting a good beating on the head for trying to attack the three girls! But that didn't mean the girls won.... haha:)

The Handsome Yan Dao acting so innocent in the picture...nabeh. All fantastic gorgeous looking people!!

Here the all time favourite: ME!! Presenting to you the three fine ladies and the Super handsome red hot chilli momma... drum roll... ME again!! This is the price you PAY for trying to take a picture with the three handsome Young sexaey Yandaos! Mei Yin really to get all bruised up muhaha!:)
In this pic hor, Gaduh queen Min Qi has evolved into "Hua Jie!!" See the petals blooming around her head? very innocent looking right?? hmmm lol!

Poor thing. Yan Qing is seen here getting whacked by the three Sexaey Macho men, as usual, the price she has to pay to have a picture taken with us haha:)

Hope you've enjoyed the pictures!:) (My face inside, surely 100% satisfaction guranteed one LOL:)

Nothing much really happened on Friday and Thursday, but I managed to meet up with sexaey babe Darryl, Bavaani and Shunli for Dinner! Had a really nice chat about Columbus life( Yeah I really miss it BAD, can't wait to meet up soon!!) and ETC LOL:) Hope we would be able to meet up more often!!

Then rushed home and went for the CO Camp. It was really slack and I truly enjoyed though it was a little boring. (Some of the freshmen were like "cold, behaved weirdly and a little quiet lah. But I got to know many other seniors and a couple of juniors. I hope we'll develop a bond among the seniors and the juniors in CO:) Practiced and practiced for almost 1 over hour till midnight and its was really thrilling!:) Then came home today and now im about to drop dead cuz im DEAD TIRED! So thats all people and hoped you've enjoyed today's posts and Pics!:) As usual should you have anything to lash me about, I DARE YOU TO TRY! If not goodnight one and all!:)
Take Care People,

Kovski!!!

Wednesday( The day after labour day!!)

2007-05-02T16:22:00.000+04:00

Hmmm... as expected, there weren't anybody rioting for a pay rise in Singapore haha! (I wanted to riot for more spending allowance, more SALES and more LUCKY DRAWS, but no one seemed interested and should I be the only one rioting, people surely think I SIAO (Imagine me standing outside Istana ALONE, holding some banner screaming, running about and jumping... confirm Tio arrested not for 'rioting' but for behaving inappropriately in public:)

Surprise 1
Anyway, went SPCO today for my first practice!! Believe me, they're good. Talented, fast learners and MAD ENTHUSIASTIC FREAKS!!! When I was there with my classmate Vivian and her pal... somebody called me from behind and to my surprise, it was Mr Lee!! (Our former Twss Conductor) I was extremely moved when he could still recognise me:) He's still his friendly self, very fatherly and respectable man!

Surprise 2
I was posted to the plucked string Section so I took a slow walk into the sectional practice room. And then to my next surprise, I met our (also fomer) plucked sting instructor, Mdm Tan!! As expected, I did this: " My eyes widened, WAhhhhhh Mdm Tannnn!!! So Goood to see you again! x5 repeat. Yes yes yes she was equally surprised to see me! Then she said," How's Hoi Yee?" Then I replied, "Not bad!! She's into high-quality toilet roll business and business is GOOD!!" (You know I wouldn't say that LAH!! how can I be that mean?!?! Moreover I know you'll kill me Hoi Yee haha:) Well I said you're fine and still in CO yangqin!!

Next I told her," Mdm Tan ah, I still suck at my instrument so tolong lah, go easy okie?" then she replied," hahaha no problem, I know you're still as bad!!" So demeaning lah haha (for the next ten seconds, i was pondering whether she meant it or not!!) Nvm I tahan lol! But I know she didn't meant it!:)

Surprise3
Suddenly the score keeper came in and slammed an ULTRA THICK set of scores before me!! Yes... im expected to memorise and learn 6 songs in ONE MONTH.. ONE MONTH?!?! This is CRAZY!:.....(
Anyway that means time to practice hard! Finally after like so many months I finally get to touch my instruments yummy!!:) Im halfway through one song and I think the songs we are learning are really very melodious and cool!!

Okie Thats all folks! have to finish my accounting and economic assignments before I get shelled by my cruel lecturers! So se ya people! Tomorrow's formal day and I can't wait!! haha:)

Kovski!!!

Fridays here!

2007-04-27T17:36:00.000+04:00

Hello all! Im blogging for the second consecutive day. Just some quick interesting stuff that happened today...

Our whole class ran for our lives towards the economics tutorial classroom today cuz in a matter of 2 minutes, we would be marked LATE+Get a horrible grilling session from our Tutor!! In order not to ruin out class reputation, that was what we did. As usual, climbed up Mt Everest and by the time we got to the class, we were drenched in our sweat and were panthing like MAD! (Yeah seemed like some psycho tsunami drenched us) Anyway, Enjoyed Classes today and tutorials were fun!

Lunch!! Ate a fantastic plate of fragrant bee hoon, with sunny side-up eggs, sambal fish cakes, sour spicy sotong, topped with a nice looking cockroach! Yes that wasn't any spelling error haha! To my "pleasant" surprise, there was this nice looking cockroach, fried to golden perfection in my plate of beehoon! Wah haha when the cockroach entered my mouth, I immediately felt something weirdly bitter... I then spat the substance out and realised that it was a cockroach! Wah LAO Eh guess what?? Hahaha, I then made the most DISGUSTING VOMIT sound in the History of 'all the worse sounds in the world'

Everyone around me suddenly turned their attention towards me and yeah, felt really PAISEH hahaha!! What to do you tell me?!?! COCKROACH IN MY MOUTH LEH, NEVER RESPOND...SIAO AH! next I walked back to the counter and COMPLAIN!! The auntie was so apologetic that she replaced my whole MEAL!! Nabeh lah... I should have eaten the eggs and the sotong first then complain... lost the extras crap!! (Anyway I could have complained to the management and their shop would been suspended and this, in accounting terms, would generate BIG LOSSES for their business Muhahaha!! But you know, im so Sweet and Nice, How could I bear to do such a THING?? Moreover, Im a loyal member of her Nasi Lemak okie!!:)

Next, after Mr deep-fried golden cockroach ended up in the bin while the rest in my stomach, I went for Character Development tutorial (Like CME). There, we were told to look for an organisation to do our voluntary work! Believe me... looking for such organisation is really difficult! After an hour of unsuccessful search, I ended up in the Singapore Zoo webbie... really ODD, Not sure why I ended up there (I think one of my classmates said I look like the Cute animal BELOW----->I think I look like this Cute Monkey... DO I? Yeah you know I look as cute as it!!:)

Then I thought, well why not do voluntary work by caring for animals at the zoo? Isn't that Exciting?!?! Il being able to interact with all these really adorable animals and experience the life of a "zookeeper" firsthand!! From the dirtiest to the most exciting duties, I hope to gain as much experience as possible!! Woohoo!:)

However, I hope I wont have to stand under this Big guy with a raincoat and a bucket, collecting his sweet old poop and pee all day long, I hope they wouldn't do such a thing to us haha!:) That wouldn't be such a good thing! (taken from gallery.hd.org)! Cute Elephant!! I like! But I wouldn't want to stand under that bus shelter!:) The 'rain' still seeps through like a fire hose haha!!

Finally, time to sleep! Hope you've enjoyed this post! Should you have any things you want to shoot me about (I know Nat, you seem to find every reason in this world to shoot me) or Praise ME, please tag me as much as possible so Il see how to lash you or compliment you!! As usual, "Bad things from you = EXTREMELY CRUEL THINGS FROM ME TWICE THE INTENSITY" & and SEXY PRAISES ABOUT ME = NOT SO SEXY MESSAGES FROM ME TO YOU (Cuz im like still the sexiest duh lol!! Don't try to win me on that one haha! what to do, life's always unfair so GET USED TO IT!! Haha!:)

Se ya around!

Kovski!!!

Oh Yah Oh Yah before I forget, I ate like three super fattening oily but super delicious doughnuts today!!! Buay tahan, Too good to stop lah haha:)

Im blogging once again!:)

2007-04-26T12:40:00.000+04:00

aHello everybody! It's been a while since ive blogged...haha!:) Finally after a few days, ive managed to compile the things that happened for the past few days!:) Enjoy!

Monday:
1) Im going to pick up the habit to go exercising with Shunli! Now that Poly no P.E, must take the initiative to lose weight hahaha (wait later become Humpty Dumpty, then Nat will not be jealous anymore, so must remain fit and skinny so that Nat can continue to be jealous!!:) ( hahaha i was joking!!)

2) Finally attended my First German Class!!:) Really interesting but tough tough TOUGH!! When I entered the classroom, my language instructor spoke to me in German! (Wah lao eh take it at a slower pace lah, I know nuts about German then now want to converse with me in German, madness!! Anyway, yeah. That was exactly what she did haha! She was like "Guten Tag, bhsdcbfncdcd sdnc dsncihsnf nsdcniasdnc d sdncdschew efc!" (Yes! Really cool!! I only understood the first two words haha:) But after much revision, im getting the hang of it already haha!! YAY Next time can even gossip in German! Some people better be careful hor!!;)

Tuesday
1) Finally got to click with my classmates already! Could feel the bond strengthening woohoo Great News!! I seemed to have 'seduced' them with my joker power and one by one, they are falling for my jokes muhahah!!:) Enjoyed every moment of class with my new classmates! "Chu Ping!!" You emo sucka, you want attention?!?! Nah Ive typed your name already hor don't disturb me!!:) LOL! Its really difficult to name my new buddies and pals cuz as a matter of fact, everyone in DTRM04 are really COOL PEOPLE!:) Im lucky to have made such wonderful new friends!!:)

Wednesday
1)Went for my first Chinese Orchestra Meeting! Whoa, everyone in there are really Cool, talented (So talented, I felt like incinerating them, jealous wad!!!), really enthusiastic and fun-loving bunch of people!! Made 2 new friends, Wenna and Daryl (YAY!! Can dump the Old darryl away already woohoo! You see, when new things arrive, you have to grab hold of it quick as the Old crappy stuff depreciates and becomes obsolete very quickly, even then, recycling wont work!!:) haha! I was joking Darryl! I will keep you as my Best pal even if you become an "old piece of rag, rotten and neglected" hahaha Im so mean! Remember my philosphy? "Dump the Old Crap away when new ones come?!?! Im not applying on you leh!! See?? Im like so Nice!! You owe me one lah Level 11-10 Joker!

2)Anyway, Darryl, Bavaani, my brother and I met up for dinner... Really enjoyed ourselves chatting about constipation, bowel problems and the "sights and sounds" in the toilet bowl. Interesting! You should try it, you can go On and On and On for hours LOL!!:) Yeah its due to such interesting stuffs that keeps our friendship going on and on and on lol:) Anyway, Darryl's joker level status dropped to 10!! MuHahaha! ive decided to teach him a lesson (Cold treatment, get sour with him like a ROTTEN Sng Buay and slap smack his weird looking neck) Hahahaha! And PEOPLE OF THE WORLD... GUESS WHAT?? Darryl's like a cry pok pok now lol! Told you you'll feel a great sense of achievement once you make him cry!! Its better than making him laugh lah. it ain't worth it LOL:) Im joking only hor Darryl dont take it too seriously haha!!:) I came in peace!

(You guys may be wondering where on this Planet did Shunli go? Im sad to say... he was at home yeap:( Really sorry leh shunli, made you wait for so long!! Forgive me lah, if not your chest muscle will continue to hurt for another 1,000,000 years!!! "mehehehe:) High pitch squeeky laughter"

Thursday
Nothing lah!! You can't expect everyday to be some exciting day for me lah LOL!!:) Anyway heard this sentence from my pal that broke my heart like mad LOL! She said,..." You're one of the two last persons in class I will fall for!!" Wah say... sounds bad right?!?! (I know some people are very happy, esp Nat but I dunno Cui Ying haha!! But you know, every story should have a sweet ending hehe:) She then continued, "Cuz youre too straight-forward and good boie" Really what!! I mean whats wrong with being straightforward?!?! haha, If you're fat, Il say you're fat mah, you're sexy, I wouldn't say you're sexy cuz I would become jealous!! No one is more sexier than me!! Not even DARRYL AND SHUNLI!!!:) Hahaha! Okok, another one million word essay cool!! I have lots of things to say one, but too long already lah lol!

Ok people, thats it lah before I get too over-longwinded!! Lastly, SB foodcourt 6 stall two sells the BEST DOUGHNUTS IN THE WORLD!!! YOU MUST TRY THEM! (BUT Ohh, I don't think intruders like SAP people as well as one godpapa in Canada can go in cuz they are classified as terrorists!!:)

Finally, Se ya people!
Kovski!!!

There may be like tons on typo errors cuz im too lazy to edit lah!! SO READ AND DONT COMPLAIN!!!

Embarrassments for the week!

2007-04-21T13:48:00.000+04:00

Heres the list!

General:
1)Tried joking with my friends of DTRM/1A/04. Failed miserably. Not sure why my non of them seemed to laugh at my jokes, other than a few?!?! LOL! I think my jokes are getting colder and more gory by the day awww:)

2) During the Character development class yesterday, we were asked to answer 5 questions about ourselves. However, our tutor managed to pick out 4 questions. Using my initiative (It DOESN"T PAY!), i suggested another question: " the most embarrassing moment of your life", sounded okie to me, but Horrible to my entire class!! Yes...they were mad at me (jokingly mad!) and wanted to end my life!! "Wah Lao, choose a better question lah! Like... Are you virgin or have you tasted your poop before?" Yeah, they were expecting me to suggest a question like this hahaha, very mean! So what what was the most embarrassing moment of my LIFE? Yeah, you guessed it, suggesting this question LOL!:) Anyway I suggested blood type previously but failed too haha:)

3) Darryl has finally advanced to the 11th level of the Joker's status, therefore my jokes are no longer funny to him cuz it sounds inferior and lame haha! I was joking Darryl! Im still stuck at level 10 crap!!! So most of the time or in fact all the time, I always embarrass myself infront of him when I attempt to tell a joke... yeah, he always gives me this cruel stoned look and says "this is terrible, I see no effort in it, really bad try, hmmm... bad, not funny at all!" and then shakes his head!! Very demoralising right? yahh! So after careful planning, Ive decided that instead of wasting my attempts to make him laugh, I think il try my best to make him CRY!! Muhahaha im good at that man! You see in the 'crying resistance ranking', Darryl is ranked -1,000,000 while im ranked like top 100 LOL! Yeah got my tip? Next time whenever you see Darryl, don't waste your energy to make him laugh, you should MAKE HIM CRY! You'll definitely feel a great achievement once he starts crying, however, for some reason, you have to whack the back of his neck real HARD if not he won't cry! haha Darryl! Im joking only hor! Dont take it too hard!:):)
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YES! SPCO finally called me to join them! I can't wait!:) See lah Darryl! Ask you to join CO you dont want LOL jkjk!:)

Okie thats it for today! Se ya People:)
Kovski!!!

HI there once again!!

2007-04-19T13:58:00.000+04:00

Ok.. Cui Ying, Natalie, you all win lah! Cannot take it, perhaps il get you some other time when its more convenient!! (Nat: you're in Canada so very inconvenient, Cui Ying: I can anytime get you!! Be careful abit LOL!!:)

Anyway, today's the fourth day in SB! SP primers called me up again to attend a bbq, which is horrible horrible haha! (It was silly, I had wanted to join a community service club, so I enrolled upself in the SP Primers; however I didn't know it was another term for 'boy's brigade, oops. A rash decision made:( ) Studied Tourism & hospitality Principles, Business statistics, accounting etc etc so far. Generally manageable, however taxing and tiring! But im enjoying it and getting used to it, so I hope there wouldn't be any problems in the future!:) My lecturers and tutors are really interesting and fun-loving poeple!:)

Hope il be able to put in as much effort as possible and make the best out of my poly education:)

Read about the 32 killed in Virginia Tech University, really sad. The killer will surely burn in Hell!! But we're really lucky in Singapore man, no guns Phew!!! (I know at least two poeple will come after me with not one but many guns should Singapore allow guns man hahaha!!:) (I know one's currently in Exile in Canada and the other's in SAP (St Andrews prison) serving a 10,000 year sentence muhahaha, I was kidding only!!:) Don't get angry!! I didn't mean it!! heehee:)

Aiyah nothing to type already, always run dry. Hello Darryl heehee!:) Okie, will blog again soon! Stay tuned! (All those whom ive teased, if you're not comfortable, tell me hor! Then il lessen the intensity haha! They were jokes anyway so please please don't take it too hard!:)

Kovski

This post is for those 4 people who typed in my cbox!!

2007-04-18T17:24:00.000+04:00

To Nat!! You horrible filthy Godfather Muhahaha!!:)
Wah join softball big deal hor!! So joining string Orchestra and Chinese Orchestra very GAY? Wah hahaha... Godpapa, tell you something, hitting balls with a bat isn't really as meaningful as learning an instrument you know??:) It suits you lah of course cuz given your violent background and criminal records, you really need to be HIT!:)

To Cui Ying!:)
Oie!!! I anti- Paul you want to fight with me?!?! Wah very thick skinned hor!! That guy, seaweed is gross and fuggly (yeah as described by my friends!) His face seems to attract darts all the time so its not safe being near him hahaha!! I just don't understand why his ugly hair (which has created this catastrophic trend in Singapore) turns people ON!!?? So don't argue with me already, its not worth it:) Besides, im so good looking and sexaey that even I attract him!! So ahem ahem, very obvious who you should support right? heehee!!:) Yeah so get moving!!

To Violet!:)
Wah Violet, lucky that weird hair freak is in NP man, if not I would have ended his sorry life, together with Nat the Godfather long ago man, if he was in SP lah!:) So yeah, better dont mix with him hor lol! I have a tendency to enjoy exterminating his supporter muhahahaha!!:)

To Darryl my good Old PAL!!:)
Hello! heehee! Support me or Paul Twohill? (Support me and get ten thousand dollars, support HIM and you'll enjoy this privilege of cleaning toilets for the rest of your life LOL!!:) Hahaha I know you won't choose any of the above, cuz you are the SEXIEST BABE in the World Mah haha! Gross... but unfortunately true haha! And regarding to this issue as to why I was nominated the Chairman, heehee I wasn't so "hao lian" as to suddenly stand up and say ME ME!! right? LOL! However, even if I did, it was due to "initiative and willingness" and not being "hao lian!" haha. I dunno why they nominated me, well maybe its because of my "sexiness that hooked my classmates, (you know there nothing wrong with being sexaey LOL!)" And when I suddenly stood up right in front of my class and shouted "Twohill sucks..," yeah.. the whole class cheered and called me an International Hero hahahaha! yeah! (Aiyah I was saboed lah actually WAH LAO!! I have mean classmates man!!)

Okok before I go overboard with this Twohill thing, must make known to everyone that this whole post is a JOKE, before Twohill starts suing me... However, the scolding part where ive exclusively aimed at the gross Godpapa, Cui Ying (Wah you're putting your Life in danger man, plan a cahoot with NAT! Im actually a very nice person one, but you screwed it Whroaooo!!lol:)) and to Violet, (actually I wasn't scolding you, I want to thank you for the tip! Now I know where to plan my next assassination:) And Darryl, Money? or toilet? Or yourself? You have a choice man!! Choose wiselymy Best PAL!!:)

Im Off! And don't try to pick fights with me man, you'll LOSE!! Yeah, you know of this Gross Godfather (NAT, lah!!)??? You can call me the 'CHAIRMAN'

Written and 'scolded' by the CHAIRMAN*

My experience on the second day of school:)

2007-04-17T14:51:00.000+04:00

Wahhh... its been a few days since ive blogged!:) Well, not because I have nothing in my head, but it is due to time constraints! Yeah Sad man... Anyway im blogging today to share with you my experience at poly!:) Well these past two days were really interesting for me! The timetable is extremely flexible, for e.g I need to attend classes at 11am and there are breaks ranging from 1 hour to 5 hours every week!! And Sp, having too many CCA Choices, I decided to join 3 CCAS:) Yeah extremely greedy... BUT I HAD NO CHOICE! During the CCA Fair, I was "psychoed, brutally tortured and electrocuted" into joining their CCAS!! (No lah I joined them at my own will!)

Yeah managed to pick up three CCAS! ( Chinese Orchestra, Symphony string Ensemble and the Changi Youth ambassadorial Club!!) I think they are the most interesting CCAS avaliable! Anyway, attended lectures and tutorials and found them really interesting and cool! Its where learning and fun comes together!! Class bond continues to strengthen and Im really thankful and relieved!

Anyway, had to go collect notes for my classmates, sian man! being the class committee member!! Then got into a fix with the photocopier shop auntie from HELL!!! Wah... actually she wasn't scolding me and was scolding and shouting at her shop helper (very fierce!! hiong hiong one!) Then she shouted at her collegue with this very famaliar hokkien phrase, very mean but funny lah cuz she did that in public! It goes like this, dont blame me for being vulgar cuz im just doing a direct translation from what she said!. " WHY YOU GO AND MESS THINGS UP FOR ME? SIAM AWAY AND DO YOUR OWN chee bye BUSINESS LAH! IM DAMN FED UP WITH THIS lan jiao JOB!!!" Yeah, very mean.. Thats why i called her "photostat auntie from HELL" I wonder if she has a duplicate! Anyway, went to makan with Old friends Darryl and Shunli and other classmates! Chit chatted for a while before making our way to get some text books!! Wah very heavy and expensive!! It costs around one healthy kidney yeah:) Then went home! Now still have to go out and photostat notes for my CLASS! Yeah thats it for today!!:)

Kovski!!!

Anyway, saw one guy who looks like Paul Twohill,VERY irritating! But this guy was worse! His face was hidden by his long seaweed! I wonder how he eats and read, and will he die of suffocation?? haha!:)

Then my classmate, quite close already, used the F word like at least twenty times today. very irritating and funny. Then when i said, "eh don't use anymore can? If not I'l make you a Gay like I am now!" Yeah you guessed it, He's been quiet since then hahahaha!

Here are the ENTHUSIASTIC, EXCITING and HYPER classmates of DTRM/04:)

2007-04-12T15:18:00.000+04:00

Taking a shot before we're off!:) DTRM 04, Class of Magical and Enthusiastic Students!!

A candid shot, wahh feel the bond strengthening or not HAH???:) lol

All lined up ready to go back to SP after a tiring day:)

A pic with my classmates Vivian and Joy!:)

Finally after four days of fun and exciting orientation at the School Of Business, I managed take a few pics of the Enthusiastic, Exciting and "Always On" Pals of my class, DTRM/o4!! Please enjoy!

Today's orientation was really an interesting experience for me!! Well met my classmate for the first time at CCK Control (Fiona) and then took a train to Bugis for our Flag Day event! Unexpectedly, we were late!! Yeah anyway, walked all the way to "Si Mah Lu" to try our luck at fishing for generous donors! However, what greeted us were thousands and millions of flower shops! We were chased away by aunties (the stall owners) for trying to "steal their business". Yes! very ODD indeed, they probably wouldn't know the difference between "selling for profit" and "seeking donations". (felt like hitting them with the tin can, but no use what! You hit them with an empty tin can the impact not that great, must only hit them when the can is filled with cash, then when they ask you why you hit them with the can... you can say that you are the god of fortune and that it is only right you "huat" them (means bless them with fortune, lah) Moreover, hitting our seniors and elderly will make us look like spoit teenage BRATS society is trying to change today!!

Okok, moving on, went with my classmates Vivian and Joy to this road junction where gangs of aunties, businessmen, foreigners and Singaporeans throng the place!! Wah very funny... when I took my can out, the junction suddenly became very empty. Where ever I walked, everybody would "SIAM" me and leave this empty path for me to walk! wah didn't know they treated me like some VIP!:) To put it in a simple way, there were avoiding me!! Yeah as expected, so how? They SIAM me, I go after them loh! Haha! Everytime someone approached me to drop a coin into the tin I was holding, I would feel a sense of achievment YEAH!

However when they ignored me and treated me like some beggar, I still have to say thank you! Nabeh lah but its good training:) It teaches me how to fight my ego haha! But there was one incident where something accidently slipped out of my mouth. When one Chinese lady walked past me when I asked her for a donation, she gave me this mean looking stare as if I was an alien, then walked on by. Wahhh I was so mad that I said, "Never donate, guilty right?!?!" Yeah she heard it, but she didn't understood a single word I said... so GREAT SUCCESS!" Aiyah, what to do, society is like that what.. you can't expect everyone to be kissing your ass and be so kind to you can you? The aunties and the old uncles are the most generous people and I truly respect them! Yeah it was really an enriching experience for all of us!!:)

Anyway, Darryl was in a sad mood today cuz he think his friends are... aiyah like planning a kidnap and deportation (Joke ah!!) on Darryl! Aiyo Darryl!! Don't think so much okie?? Its just four days and you have to give it time!!:) You need time to socialise and mix with new friends, they don't come in a click! Maybe who knows you may end up with BEST FRIENDS a few weeks later?:) haha! So relax and don't worry and think too much okie?:)
However if they are really playing with your feelings and messing around with you, there are so many ways to kill them lah!! I mean "NEW FRIENDS NEED NOT ALWAYS BE HIGH QUALITY FRIENDS RIGHT?!?!" Its like eating a bag of Sng Buay. Inside this bag, there could be Sng Buay that tastes GREAT and some which are rotten shit!:) So what do you do with the rotten shit? AIYOH SO many things! You can drown them in the bowl of Tom Yum chilli soup they've just bought or even suffocate them with a bag of Peanuts!! etc etc too many lah!:) Even if such friends prevail in your class, don't forget that you always have Shunli, my brother and me, and I think that should be more than enough for you, unless you're so kiasu and want more friends, CAN!! I can invite Mr Peanuts Bor Sng Buay (You know who lah LOL!) to become your best friend!!:) Aiyah whatever it is, don't forget that you always have us as your Best Old True Friends!!!!:) Wheehee!:)

Wah lao.... another essay, okie thats all people!:)
Kovski!!!

Hello!

2007-04-10T16:48:00.000+04:00

Im blogging again!:) Aiyah, dunno what to talk about! Ohh let me start with today's orientation! Im so RELIEVED that the 5 quiet Guys (Im not one of them cuz im too noisy) have finally opened themselves up and started conversations with my classmates and me! The girls are non of a problem as they are all very enthusiastic and very "on!!"(They even suggested making class T-Shirts already! Thats so Cool!:) I really hope that our class will be as united and exciting as possible!:)

Anyway, today's orientation was as fun as yesterdays'! Though the talks were boring, they were full of infomation we should be aware of! After three hours of talks, the Whole school Of Business were engaged in this really really fun Pageant!" Each class were to send two representatives to participate!! We cheered as loud as we could so as to catch the attention of the two speakers(One of whom behaved like Borat)!

At first, everyone in DTRM were quiet and lethagic... but as time passed by, we all became wilder and wilder, like a group of seriously drugged psychopaths on the loose!! Everyone shouted and cheered for our contestants! Suddenly, due to the sudden release of "high-ness", I accidently shouted out loudly to my class contestant, who was a tall guy wearing a bikini on stage, "YOU'RE SO SEXAEY! WHOAH!!" Big mistake, a Big One. Suddenly one thousand eyes stared at me and yes, I felt like disappearing. I WAS SO PAISEH!!! Haha:) But it wasn't my fault mah, you need to understand! (Sometimes when you are feeling high, you wouldn't know what you are doing!! Yeah, I thought I was invisible too!:) All in all, I really enjoyed myself today and I really hope our class will be as bonded as before!!:)

OIE Darryl!! Where did you go?!? I said recycle me and not DUMP me RIGHT?!?! haha I am joking with you again!:) Just feel like punishing you for no reason Muhahaha!! Don't take it too hard okie? You'll forever be my Bestest (Nat I know this doesn't exis in the dictionary!!) friend even if I make new ones haha!! Serious! Hope we can go out as often as possible even when term starts!:) I cannot believe we have so many things to look forwards too lah Woohoo!!:)

Best of regards!:)
Oh yeah!!

Good Day!!

2007-04-09T15:23:00.000+04:00

Today was a pretty interesting and exciting day at SB!! Got to know my friends, really interesting people and I hope we can become good friends!:) Wah as expected, DTRM has very little guys per class; including myself, there are only 5 guys and 18 girls whoa! Extremely uncomfortable haha! But at least the girls are a group of enthusiastic people and very "on!" yeah!! But luckily there weren't 18 Natalies haha! Id be long beaten up and dead; 16 year old boy found badly whacked up and dumped at Ulu pond...

However the guys in my class are really quiet and a little anti-social! Hope Il be able to interact with them sooner or later! Anyway heres my experience at DTRM class today!!:)

The lecturers were extremely funny and 'united'. They joked around and really enjoy bullying their students!! haha this is going to be fun!:) The whole course really intrigues me:)

Firstly:

In order to prepare for the tourism and service industry, it is necessary that you look good! Therefore, you can forget about collarless shirts (that includes round neck), bemudas, sandals and slippers! Only collar t-shirts, plain jeans and other long pants, shoes with socks are to be worn!! (This dresscode refers to Mon, Tue, Wed, Fri)
However... here comes the interesting part:) On Thursdays, strictly formal (business-like)! This includes tie, long sleeved shirts, long pants covered shoes! blah blah blah! Hopefully jacket isn't compulsory!

Secondly:

Suddenly out of the blue, we are to prepare for a trip on board superstar Virgo to Redang island (Malaysia) for three days next month!! This is so cool! Unfortunately, one or two of us may have to sleep with other people cuz out class has an uneven number of guys:( Aiyah Darryl so fast got grabbed by some gang member! Crap! I was too late to grab him! Hey Darryl, I was also joking about you dumping me part, haha so don't take it too hard!:) However, I still agree to the friendship rule I created, that is "When new friends are made, its time to dump the old trash away lol!!" but here's the correction, "When new friends are made, its time to dump the old trash away, however in efforts to curb the effects of global warming, you are strongly encouraged to recycle them!:)" Yeah!

And Darryl, don't be upset about the Band SYF okie?:) you tried your best and even made lots of effort to go down to help them out so many times at the expense of your friends ( I was kidding) and trust me, this SYF "certification" means nothing compared to the glorious reputation your band has portrayed to many many people, including Mr Jaleh (I named him cuz I still remembered he shouted "well done band!" and Mr Codeiro (Did he do anything?"). Don't let a certification by some weird judges bring you down okie? CO got a bronze also and I wasn't upset cuz I pitied those who didn't get anything!! Everyone in Teck Whye and surrounding knows how good band is... so don't be upset anymore! I may be a loyal CO member (erm...ok...haha) but I feel that band is forever super baby!!lol:) Cheer up and be proud of band!:):) (See Darryl, very hard to find CO members like me praising band so much from the bottom of my heart leh! Say Thank You!!! haha anyway don't be upset anymore ok?:)

Good Morning!!

2007-04-08T07:08:00.000+04:00

Oie Natalie!! You Better don't come back to Singapore I tell you if not I'l have some gangsters stationed at the immigration!!!<------- This friend of mine always has something bad about me, yeah and trust me, she's really good at what she's doing!

Anyway, yesterday before I was about to sleep, I received a phone call from SP!! Finally they were willing to give me details about tomorrow's school of business orientation woohoo! I can't wait... She sounded really friendly on the phone, so im looking forward to make new friends and dump those old ones away haha I was kidding!

Im finally getting a pair of running shoes from Queensway haha! After so many years running in my sandals and school shoes lol!:) After that, must go and eat their Katong Spoon laksa! (Wah really really delicious and full of fatty goodness!! Nat should try:)!) Anyway, their laksa is very special! Instead of slurping up those noodles, you actually eat it using a spoon COOL!! However, the bowl and the portion is so small... You can't drown someone in it:(

Okie that it I have to go now! Hey Darryl and Shunli! Next time must go and try! Cheap and yummy man!!

Another Beautiful Day!!

2007-04-07T16:37:00.000+04:00

Heres Shunli (one of the two best Pals) and Me on the Hindhede Quarry Summit!:)

Very cool and clear water from Cave Path Springs (Felt like drinking the water lah!:))

Source of the Cool Water!!

Here's Shunli and me again! Not sure with whats with the "beri good" sign!

Another day pass me by and im just a few days to Poly Orientation. I can't wait!! Sorry Darryl I wasn't able to blog yesterday cuz I was whole day out:) Went out yesterday with my sweetheart Victoria Cy and secondary school friends Gladys and Mau Cheung to watch a movie (23). I think it was a good movie with all those catchy scenes I truly enjoyed! Aiyah...however I was like horribly disturbed by someone sitting next to me lah LOL!! She was poked the flesh out of me, kept pushing my head like some dummy doll or something (to be short, she was extremely restless!! Haha) Luckily she was someone special to me if not I wouldn't have spared her life so easily haha!! (To be detailed, if she was a stranger, I would have suffocated her with my yummy Mrs Fields Rocky Road Brownie I was holding and make this movie a 4D experience for her!!

Anyway, after that wonderful movie with them, (I thought being horribly disturbed and smacked up in a movie theatre was fun), I went for my music class!! Then got home, messaged my sweetie Cui Ying and then she dialled me up! First, we had a nice chat about her 1 over hour "torture" at her C.O friend's house haha! Serve you right for disturbing me lah! That should teach you a very good lesson muhahahaha:) Yeah... I deleted this paragraph cuz people complain say I got mushy lol! Better stop if not later instead of becoming touched, she womits all over the computer table lol! Yeah scary nightmare when these kind of thing always ends up with Horrible and scary results!

Wah Lao... wrote one essay already tsk tsk so long winded, aiyah but what to do, I love details mah haha!!

Anyway, woke up today and went hiking to Bukit Timah with my Best of the two best pals, Shunli! Meet up early and took a bus all the way to Bukit Timah! Then don'ch know what happen, we missed the bus stop! Aiyoh. . . Like that how? nevermind, still have the next bus stop, so at least we didn't end up at Changi lol! Sprayed insect repellent like theres no tomorrow and Shunli was choking when I "accidently" sprayed the repellent into his mouth haha! You know that was intentional right Shunli? haha you can get me for that one!! Then climbed the Hill in less than one hour?!?! Weird, so fast!! Maybe because the whole trail wasn't crowded and we happened to be "running"! Enjoyed myself to the fullest and wished Darryl was with us also!! (Tell you something, ask Darryl this question next time, "hey Darryl! Friends or Band? I think he will definitely shout "BAND" loud loud and say then ewww, what friend??" hahaha I was joking lah Darryl! Take it easy! Just sad you couldn't joined us today but we understand you were busy! All the best for your Band and this is the BEST time to use the "GRAB AH" Mentality...for eg, if you get a gold, bargain and GRAB the GOLD WITH HONOURS, don't give chance! Haha!!

Anyway I enjoyed myself with Shunli today at Bukit Timah! Hope we can go out like this more often when term starts!:)

Finally, All the Best Darryl for your Band,

Shunli, I enjoyed myself today! Thanks for accompanying me!!

To My sweetheart Cui Ying! Im really touched by what you told me last night and I hope we will meet up soon again! Thanks for making yesterday a great day for me!! Se ya around!:) And once again, thousand apologies that I didn't tell you my blog address as it was still under construction but I was planning to tell you already haha really!!lol:)

Here are some Pics I took with Shunli. Please do enjoy!!:)

Oh Nat, please don't bother to vet or mark this essay cuz Im not submitting it to you lol!:) Okie. . its not funny ha.ha

OHHH NOOO!

2007-04-04T17:59:00.000+04:00

This Pic was taken at Kbox ages ago haha!! Three of the three most handsome and sexy people are in here!!

Yes yes, This is Darryl and Me in front of the "Tua Liu Lian!" *Esplanade!

Well a Quick Shot Before the Train arrives!!:)

Darryl and I are in different tourism class! So Sad:(... Aiyah theres no choice lah. . . hope he make new friends and introduce them to me instead of DUMPING OFF!!! *DARRYL YOU DUMP ME, IL DIG YOUR KIDNEYS WITH MY BARE HANDS AND TRADE IN FOR PRINTER I TELL YOU!!* Hope I don't have to do that man:) Anyway lecture timings are still the same so we can sit side by side lol!! So theres nothing bad actually!!:)

Okok enough with the sad part haha:) Really enjoyed myself today at the National library!! Borrowed some Hotel Management Books to read, *I think its a good idea to read up on what I will be learning... So I don't know why darryl say I Kiasu haha! really what lol! If I give you $50 to read you defininately will one lah lol!! haha I was Kidding!!*

Anyway, after that went to have this sumptous meal at Lau Pa Sat (I think its the warmest kopitiam in Singapore, lah!!) Had lots of chicken satay, fried rice and "you tiao" fried to golden Perfection!! Really good and highly recommended! Sat down and chit-chatted about our school life in Teck whye(sweet memories!!) then hailed a Taxi home!!! Then Darryl split his legs open so wide until I felt like I was being pushed out of the Taxi onto BKE(Bukit Timah Expressway!) I wanted to hoot him with my earpiece actually lol...jkjk!!

This is exactly a Good example of a Typical Singaporean!! (Got seat. . . GRAB AH MENTALITY!! HAHA!! Darryl Don't take it too hard ah lol! I was kidding yet again haha, actually still have space lol!!

Anyway ENJOYED myself to the fullest man! Had so much freedom and fun!! I really hope we can still go out like this even if we're in different courses next time!! And Darryl!! Whats with the Crappy Crumpler bag ah?!?! My leather bag nevermind lol!! but get other design cheaper can already lah! Don't care what other people carry!!:) lol... Aiyah I think im lecturing you leh haha which is a good thing mah cuz when do you have so many friends lecture you like that ?!?! LOL

Anyway, I have posted some pics finally for the first time immediately after an occasion haha and Please Do Enjoy!:) Dedicated to Best Friends Darryl and Shunli:) Heehee You both Owe me your KIDNEYS MAN!!:)

YES!! IT's Over!!

2007-04-04T07:13:00.000+04:00

I cannot believe the exam is over!! Yay Woohoo!! I thought I wouldn't have made it but I knew I tried my best!! Thanks alot Shunli and darryl for the encouragement!!!:) And I cannot believe we are going out today yay!

Just Now when I was at "si ma lu" on my way to the music school, near the chinese temple there, holding my instrument and walking all over the place... weird and strange expressions were set on me (Really odd, maybe its because of the Huge instrument I was carrying! *people mistook it for a coffin i think, somemore I was like so near a HUGE temple! Dunno lah!)

Anyway its over!!:) Let me see... whats next to look forward too? Ah Hah!! Tomorrow's sports day at CCK stadium!! Hope to see many of my friends there and create havoc! I mean havoc of Epic Proportions muhahaha!!! But before that. . . must go down to SP to make some weird payments (So expensive lah!)

Okie. . got to go already... Meeting Darryl the cute boie boie and "more sexier then Darryl, Shunli!!" Cheyy.. lol!!!

Spotty Dino Kovski!!

Hi again!!

2007-04-03T08:18:00.000+04:00

Another day has arrived and tomorrow is my music examination once more haha!! (SO nervous and Excited!!) Knowing that I have only one chance to perform, I must Do my Best for it!! Hmmm, two more weeks to the start of a new chapter of my life! Can't wait! Sometimes I just keep wondering whether going into DTRM is the correct choice for me... Well just as Miss Teo and Mrs Lau always say to me all the time, pursue something which you possess passion and interest in! Therefore im going to strive and go for my dreams!!

Yes, yay!! Finally receieved a letter from SP to enter the German Class and im so excited!! (Ho say man!!) Darryl my good old pal is still thinking whether to go for his Japanese language class. . (Well all i can say to you Darryl is go for it!! Ignore band and just go hahaha!! I was Joking!!!) Shunli!! You also must take!! Its very useful for you you know and having an additional language cert will be very useful when you find a job next time lol!! Ok ok enough enough. . . Can't wait to meet you guys tomorrow hahaha!! bye and se ya tomorrow woohoo!!:)

(I CANNOT BELIEVE SOME LIZARD PANG SAI ALL OVER MY INSTRUMENT, LAH EWWWW MAN!!!)

This is Why my blog is called "Spotted Dino"!!

2007-04-02T15:38:00.000+04:00

WANNA KNOW WHY IS MY BLOG NAMED "SPOTTED DINO?" WELL ITS BECAUSE OF THIS CULPRIT!!!
THANKS ALOT DARRYL(Mmmm Sexaey Kid of Town!!) ONCE AGAIN FOR HELPING ME TO SET UP THE TAGBOARD AND TO SHUNLI TOO FOR VISITING IT WAY BEFORE COMPLETION HAHA (I think we got this Kiasu syndrome!! Oh nooooo!!) Thanks for being my best true friends!!heehee!!

I wanna post a pic of us together in the Pic! I hope I have you guy's permission can?!?!:) Please please!!

Hello Everybody!!

2007-04-02T06:47:00.000+04:00

Hello everybody! its me and I think its time for a change to start bloggin afresh! If you are wondering why I chose spotted dino as my blog address, I DON"T KNOW hahaha! Maybe its because I have this really cute spotted dinosaur Keychain Mrs Shirley Teo, (The coolest English Teacher) gave me on the last day of school!! Thanks alot Mrs Teo! Do pop in as I will make it an effort to update this blog as often as possible!!! Se ya!